Please Grand Sage Al Haitham! Choose your own Haikaveh adventure: Route 2
Added 2023-03-04 07:55:01 +0000 UTCHere is the alternate route!
1. Ask for extra credit
2. Get on your knees
3. Show π
4: Visit Al Haithamβs house as Lumine π§ββοΈ
Script:
Al Haitham = π±
Kaveh = π
π: Grand sage Al Haithamβ¦ Please grant me a request. I promise Iβll make it worth your while..
π±: Kaveh..
π: I need extra credit for my research... and I'll do anything..
π±: The come here and show me how serious you are..
*Kaveh gets on his knees before AlHaitham*
π±: Kaveh.. You're so beautiful. Haa... Is this what they're teaching you in your Darshan(school)?
π: *thinking* Oh fuck off
π±: That's enough Kaveh. Now... show me what you need.
π: Please Grand Sage Al Haitham I need... I need you!
π±: Kaveh you came prepared?
π: Yes..
π±: Fuck..!
Man1: Is that the grand sage messing around with a student!!? How scandalous!!!
π: AHH!!! They saw us!!!
π±: Ignore him.. He'll go away.
π: WHAT??!! NO!!!
Man1: Oh.. It's just senior Kaveh (again..) Well.. at least they're not fighting..
Man1: Ah.. apologies Grand Sage for uh.. interrupting...
π±: *GLARE*
π±: I want to quit. I hate work. I want to go home and **** Kaveh.
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Paimon: This is your home?
π±: yup.
π: Oh, youβre back! Quick, come help me see if this painting is straightened. Welcome home Master Al Haitham ~π
π: HUH?! WHO ARE THEY!?!
π±: β¦ Theyβre guests.
π: Youβre- Youβre not from the Akedemiya are you?!!
π±: β¦ You guys stay here. Iβm going to go get some books.
π: EH?! Youβre leaving me with them?!!
Some time later
π±: Weβll itβs about timeβ¦ You two should grab some dinner as well.. (Al Haithamβs dinner: Kaveh)
And so, you were never invited to Al Haithamβs house ever again.
THE END.
