~FUCKY SEX~ idea i had! summary!!

i had an idea for a scenario! i like writing quite a bit. i haven't written this up into prose or a comic or anything but i doubt i have the time/energy for a project that big right now (but soon i think! you guys are what make that possible, thank you ;ω;)

but i'm not sure i'm into this idea enough to not have an idea i like BETTER when i've got the energy to do a comic in like, god i don't wanna give an estimate. that's so weird -- i'm not used to feeling LESS depressed so i don't really wanna give a timeframe and jinx it. i don't think it'll be that long though!

but yeah this would just be lost to the void anyway probably, so uh, i thought i'd summarize it anyway if you like the sort of things i draw pictures about. maybe imagine the pictures to go along with this idea lmao

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so vic is like, watching some hot musician at a bar who's famous -- maybe her name is Diamond? -- but is actually a big fan of HIS. like i was thinking she's also a llama but all white and she's in like, super skimpy getup. full-body fishnet thing, black shiny bandaid on pussy area, X's on nipples

HE has to be the responsible one hehe... like he's all like "uhh hm normally yes but maybe not here..." but he ends up going for it as covertly as he can just to try to calm her down a bit. they end up fuckin anyway of course!

just like, her Team is there. record label management, security team, medical staff. paparazzi is there in the audience. like they eventually end up fucking and some pics probably get out of vic but like, i had this idea haha...

like vic and diamond just fucked really quick (vic didn't cum yet! just to get her to cum because she was jerking off For Real and talking dirty around paparazzi!) and tries to look casual and start smoking or goes back to his drink or whatever

i love that idea, like a courtesy orgasm haha... like she's kind of too intense and he's going right back to like, "idk, they won't let you come back to my place? and i can't go there? is there some kind of legal thing i can sign?"

like he totally wants to fuck her, he just doesn't want like, to get arrested or sued or whatever by fucking her In A Bar lmfao

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(ASIDE: so the courtesy orgasm thing is like, i love the idea of someone being so intensely into vic they're just jerking off next to him at that point and he's just like, okay, okay, here, and just fucks them for like 5 seconds to get them to cum, like... "okay, can you concentrate on something that isn't sex now" lmao

that's a pretty consistently fun idea to me. vic having to manage some new recruits and they don't wanna pay attention to anything and they just want his DOINK !!)

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but back to the bar thing -- his boner's huge so it's just in his shirt now and like, left a big vertical wet spot on it since his shirt's white. i.e. you can totally see his dick through it like a wet t-shirt contest

maybe a paparazzo has a new one with them and the new one is like, taking pics of vic's dick because in this particular scenario he's like, at least a mildly famous musician (since diamond has already been wanting to bang him for a while)

and like vic was careful enough to cover her up with his jacket while they fucked and not look too obvious about it, so the only thing they can really get pics of is his dick

and the seasoned vet is like, "you're wasting film. like do you not read tabloids" while the greener one is frantically taking pics

and the new one is like, "it's really hot though"

and the old one is like, "well, yeah, but i took better shots of the same thing last year"

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and like this musician (who is maybe another llama??) is like, so horny for vic and so famous that management is just kind of There the whole time. they're like, not into it because she keeps basically wanting to give paparazzi like the most scandalous photos in existence

but she's so famous that she has her personal doctor there and they manage to get her to come back over because the management is so annoyed that they were like fuck, she needs to be checked if she's like, sober

and the doctor is like, "my diagnosis is that she's fortunately totally sober but unfortunately extremely horny"

and management starts like whisper-arguing with the doctor and vic overhears the doctor say "what else can i do, who the fuck can stay horny around a doctor"

and like they're all arguing about it now so she gets away with ACTUALLY fucking vic, because the record label people were expecting her medical team to sedate her and her doctor was like, "what the fuck no lol, that's fucked up"

maybe her doctor is even into the idea of her fucking vic, like "she's so horny this is a medical emergency. it's my professional medical advice that she bone that guy" and that kicks off the whole argument for real because now her staff is in disagreement and it's like, total chaos

maybe she's even like, to her security team she's like "why is this even a fucking issue? go break everyone's cameras" and they get super excited and pull out blasters and the record label management is like "WHAT THE FUCK, NO"

and the security team gets kinda sad and she's like "who the fuck pays you morons? get going" and they run off

they just throw the paparazzi's cameras down and start shooting them. like not even being very accurate -- cameras are flying around like gmod physics objects

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hmm that had less fucking in it than i thought. i told it sort of out of order, but i usually have short vignette or interaction ideas and i gotta like, structure it all at the end

sorry i didn't do that! would you like me to do that if i do this more? do you like my writing? i come up with a lot of ideas and i write like my post so it's not all purple and flowery

like if you like my posts you would probably like my writing. i just haven't really posted any haha... i totally have ideas like this all the time and can just start Posting them sometimes if you like!

like i'm not ever gonna draw LESS but sometimes when it looks like i'm not drawing at all i'm still doing stuff like writing! drawing is just extra hard for personal reasons, but if you like any of my other stuff like, i do tons of stuff that is not drawings of furry porn lmao

maybe i'll just start posting all of it anyway... i'm not like, a company here... i'm one llama lmao

also the paragraphs are super widely spaced pasting this from my text editor but i'm gonna leave it because it's actually way more readable to me like that