Us sitting through a seminar on how to eliminate white guilt.

This was fucking brutal.  There are a couple funny parts in here but it is going to be a hard listen.  Crispy in Spirit was nice enough to take notes for us (why dont he do that for every episode?)  Because this is so bad, I will be posting the aftershow for ALL patrons as well.  It was much better and you get to listen to Me and Anthony argue more (the argument starts in this episode).

  Who’s Right White-Guilt Spectacular 

Doug- Stright white male fatty

Anthony- Stright? Asmatic hipster male

Tanga people live in California- slated to appear in Live action Mulan remake 

Stealing land is great

Being a white lady is great 

“Neither one of us consider ourselves as experts” 

White people feel guilty

Anthony stole his house from a Native American 

Talk about strong memories of each other 

Break through defenses 

Remove white guilt by not being a white person. Try REALLY hard. 

Get colored contacts. 

It takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There’s no black in a rainbow.

Black person=Victim

Make up words

Education=Struggle

Dress up like African Tribes People

Establish goals

Spend entire lecture talking about nothing then say “Haha we still have your money!” At the end

Get a Shame Researcher

Fat Shame = White shame

Jerk off to black people more

White people

They’re EVERYWHERE

Surround yourself with black people

Make white people NOT rascisit

Rich black people are the same as broke black people

What’s a ghetto?

White lady living with a lot of black people?

Nothing sexual here!

White shame manifests into insecurity

So Anthony has a bunch of white shame

JERK OFF TO MORE COLORS

Being white is pretty cool

White people shouldnt talk

White teachers want to make black students dumb

And White students dumb and full of white guilt

WG = White guilt

These ladies better not have kids

You are both right AND wrong

You can’t be racist if you give money and teach about not being racist

Anthony is a buttplug

Perfectionism is a tool of white supremacy

Social soup of racism

Doug wants it with white meat

Raw

Emotions

Thugs can be black OR white Doug

Discord’s probably gonna report me Doug

Trouble Alert

Trouble Alert

This lady never been to a Popeyes

Relate to people so you can brainwash them better

Then they’ll give you money

Wait... Why am I a Patron to your shitty Podcast?

Racial Justice Freeway

Hope this woman isn’t the driver