Script For Hazbin Hotel Christmas Video

Establishing shot of the hotel. Charlie lays on a couch pumping farts into Vaggie’s face.

Vaggie: Phew, easy hun.

Charlie: Sorry, guess I’m just nervous. I really want this Christmas party to go well.

Charlie farts in Vaggie’s face again.

Charlie: Thanks for helping me get these out. Wouldn’t wanna let one of these slip in front of dad.

Vaggie: Don’t sweat it.

Charlie and Vaggie stand up.

Charlie: I’mma go see if he’s here yet. You should probably shower. I got you pretty bad.

Charlie heads off. Once she’s gone, Vaggie lets out a fart of her own.

Vaggie: I’m pretty full myself.

Vaggie lets out a few more farts, one of which being pretty wet.

Vaggie: Oof, I’ll take a dump while I’m at it.

Vaggie heads off to shower and use the bathroom. The camera then pans outside to Lucifer standing outside of the hotel farting, trying to get it all out before he goes in. As he’s farting, he pushes too hard and shits himself.

Lucifer: Oh shit!

Charlie: Uh… Dad?

Lucifer: Charlie, it’s so good to see you!

Charlie: Yeah, good to see you too.

Charlie sniffs the air.

Charlie: What’s that smell?

Lucifer: Uh, probably just the garbage.

Charlie: Right… Well, why don’t you come inside.

Lucifer: Of course, lead the way.

Charlie leads Lucifer through the lobby and the camera pans over to Niffty who’s adjusting the Christmas tree. As she stretches to reach a higher part of the tree, she lets a short fart slip. She looks sheepishly behind her and fans the smell away.

Niffty: Whoops.

Angel turns to Husk.

Angel: Gassy bitch, ain’t she?

Husk: Oh, that’s nothing.

Husk lets out a deep fart.

Angel: Oh yeah?

The camera pans over to Cherri and as it passes Niffty she farts again. Cherri looks at a photo of Sir Pentious and reminiscences on a time when he had gas. They were sitting together when Pentious let one rip.

Sir Pentious: Oh my, I’m so sorry.

Sir Pentious lets out another fart before running off. As he runs, he lets out one last fart. Cherri laughs to herself. Back in the present, Cherri is pulled away from her daydream by a loud fart. It cuts to Angel who lets out a couple more.

Angel: How do you like that?

Cherri walks over and joins Angel and Husk at the bar.

Cherri: Damn Angie, good to see you can still rip ‘em.

Cherri lets out a fart of her own.

Angel: You know it.

Angel farts then Cherri farts then Husk farts. They all smile at each other as the camera pans back over to Niffty who shrugs and farts again. Meanwhile, Charlie and Lucifer stand in a hallway, Charlie spraying air freshener around as Vaggie passes on her way to the lobby.

Lucifer: I’mma go get some air.

Lucifer awkwardly shuffles away to a balcony. Charlie notices the smell is gone and smiles before heading to the lobby. As Lucifer stands on the balcony, Alastor creeps up behind.

Alastor: Lucifer Morningstar, to what do I owe the pleasure?

Lucifer: Oh, it’s you.

Alastor sniffs the air.

Alastor: My word, have you soiled yourself?

Lucifer: Don’t tell Charlie! I can’t have her thinking that little of me.

Alastor: Hmm, I suppose I could resist letting it slip to her, on one condition.

Lucifer: And what’s that?

Jump cut to Lucifer, face level with Alastor’s ass. Alastor lets out a fart.

Alastor: I'd get sniffing if I were you.

Alastor farts again.

Alastor: You wouldn’t want Charlie finding out now, would you?

Alastor farts once more before his stomach grumbles. He readies himself for a big one and as he lets it out it turns wet, and he soils himself.

Alastor: Fuck!

Lucifer freaks out for a second before getting a smug look on his face.

Lucifer: Well, well. Seems you’ve found yourself in a very similar predicament to mine. I’d hate to imagine what something like this could do to your image.

Alastor: Point taken.

Alastor lets Lucifer up.

Alastor: I suggest neither of us mention this again.

Lucifer: Deal.

Both Lucifer and Alastor snap their fingers and instantly clean the other’s pants.

Alastor: Now, I do believe Charlie’s expecting us in the lobby.

Lucifer: Well, let’s not keep her waiting.

Lucifer and Alastor head to the lobby. End shot with all of the characters, and the picture of Sir Pentious, with a Christmas themed filter or border.