[Three sheets of letter size paper, pink, secured to a telephone pole in a column. Bluff City.]
THE ALBATROSS CASINO is OPENING SOON!
But! What if you DON’T KNOW ANYTHING? WOW!! What a missed OPPORTUNITY that would be ($$$)
If YOU pay ME i will TEACH you how to PLAY CASINO GAMES
BLACKJACK. POKER. MECHANICAL HORSE RACING.
No game too EASY. No game too DIFFICULT.
555-423-7431!!
CRAPS. SLOTS. PACHINKO.
No game too NEW. No game too OLD. I KNOW THEM ALL!
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555-423-7431!! CALL me! And I will teach YOU!
I’ll teach FAST. You’ll learn FAST. And once you’ve got the games down:
SPECIAL TRICKS. New TACTICS
Ways to WIN the casino will have NIGHTMARES about
I’ll explain BETTING ODDS to you and I’ll do it CLEARLY
Because I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
You CAN’T GO WRONG
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And MY credentials? GOOD QUESTION.
I am a SMART MAN with a LIBRARY CARD
Is an ACE high? Or LOW?
I have an ACADEMIC UNDERSTANDING of “spread BETTING”
The casino is COMING. Do NOT miss OUT ($$$) 555-423-7431!!
Featuring: Austin Walker, Ali Acampora, Keith J Carberry, Art Martinez-Tebbel, and Jack de Quidt
Music & Description by Jack de Quidt
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