That baby’s so smart: What’s New @ the Table

No joke, May is kind of kicking our asses.. Finales rarely come easy but some are harder than others, and if you’ve looked at the structure of Questlandia at all then… You know. Asking us to wrap it up in just three scenes each? Oof. OOF. But we’re making progress, one recording at a time! 🙏

“We don’t want any funny business.” -Cpt. Kalvin “Funnybusiness” Brnine  The second episode of the PALISADE season finale came out last week – A Palette of Colors Pt 2. Listen on your platform of choice, and don’t forget to read the show notes!

“... And Clem isn’t capable of not saying a stupid thing.” A harsh but fair take from Art on Gathering Info (for Telepresence-tier patrons and up.) There’s a bunch of pre-finale finale talk between him, Ali and Dre that I won’t spoil here, but if you’re curious about the █████ of ██████ and the █████ of ███, look no further.

A piece of cake and a baby alligator. Owo what’s this? A second episode of Gathering Information! Sylvi and Janine talk transformations, faith, and just a little drinks girlies cameo. Hot tip: When we’re catching up on delayed patron content like this, we’ll sometimes quietly make it available to ALL paid members for the first week that it’s out – but you didn’t hear that from me.

The Pilot. While we're talking transformation, Sunday’s Twilight Mirage rebroadcast was the second This Year of Ours interstitial episode, covering Even Gardner’s uhhhhhhhhhhh evolution? Let’s call it an evolution. 😬

Baby! Give me some intrigue advice! Jack and Keith returned to the reign of Queen Gudrun of Alsace in Crusader Kings III last week. Of course we have a shiny Twitch VOD if you missed the stream, but if medieval monarchic drama isn’t your usual thing… You should still check out this clip by Ends_of_Invention. 👶

The future might not be too far to fetch. FYI Janine streamed more Life Makeover, the bizarre detective fashion home decorating romance visual novel hybrid gacha game. Two very bad dates later, we’re slightly closer to solving the case of the checks notes actress who fainted at the theater that sent an apple watch virus to kill our sister? We also learned that the cop with the bewildering accent is named Donut. Not his nickname. First name Officer, last name Donut.

Engine-powered tuna with wheels. If you missed seeing us absolutely dominate the summer Luau in Stardew Valley, the VOD is now up on YouTube. We changed that man’s life with fish stew.

Bonus! Millie Baby Brnine. That’s the phrase that elbows itself uninvited into my brain whenever Ali’s new cat is mentioned. Her name is Millie (short for Mille Feuille ofc) and she’s a lovely little rescue adopted early last month. A treasure, an angel, a blessing: