GrimLewd #7: Monster Cook
Added 2023-06-29 12:41:24 +0000 UTCMeet Hissa! A lady that came from far away to start a new life in the Imperial Colonies. Didn't go exactly as planned, but hey! That's life!
People of the colonies don't care how you look like if your cooking is good! And her;s is suspiciously good!
Lore tidbits:
[Monster Cook]: A magical version of the [cook] class that allows for extracting magical energy from monster parts and infusing them into the food and yourself. Allows for making almost any monster parts edible. As well as some limited magical ability as long as you're in a kitchen.
At higher levels allows for cooking of food that corrupts people in a more controlled manner.
[Frisky widow]: A secret evolution of [wife] class. Greatly increases sexual stamina and health. Offers a wide variety of skills to do with sex, running a household/business and taking care of people. Levels up by having secret relations with younger partners.
[Cannibal]: A class allowing for gaining permanent buffs and experience multipliers for other classes from eating humans.
Don't know what this is about? Check out the GrimLewd setting overview post
Comments
The title reminds me of the two ogre cooks in "Legend", the old 80's movie with Tim Curry and Mia Sara. This one is a lot more pleasant to look at, but is she good with a two-handed meat cleaver?
Patrik Hjorth
2023-07-07 08:11:25 +0000 UTCI did too lol
Travis Terry
2023-07-03 14:19:56 +0000 UTC🩵
CHEETRA VIEW
2023-06-30 21:35:12 +0000 UTC*squints* COOK!, oh okay I thought it said something else
Daxxon Ford
2023-06-30 16:34:19 +0000 UTCThis is going better and better
Matteo Manino
2023-06-30 06:56:53 +0000 UTCI read cook as cock as well at first. Wishful thinking on my part I think.
Chrissy
2023-06-30 03:04:22 +0000 UTCSo are each of these classes their own levelling path? One could be level 30 in something, and 30 in something else?
pj wolf
2023-06-30 01:07:54 +0000 UTCHissa looks like a big, beefy chef!
ZeroV60
2023-06-29 18:58:56 +0000 UTCShe could eat me and I'd say "thank you"
Alex Z
2023-06-29 17:16:05 +0000 UTCA Tier 22 Monster Cock is something else entirely :)
Stephen Wells
2023-06-29 16:33:46 +0000 UTCMy brain read that as “monster cock” lol. Wasn’t till I read your synopses at the bottom till I saw it was “cook”.
Robert D.
2023-06-29 16:13:03 +0000 UTCOh for sure, there's pretty strong implications here that her [Cannibal] class has the [Black Widow] aspect.
TPRJones
2023-06-29 14:29:31 +0000 UTCWithout the horns, she'd be Mrs. Lovett (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweeney_Todd:_The_Demon_Barber_of_Fleet_Street)
Stephen Wells
2023-06-29 14:12:44 +0000 UTCFrisky Widow and Cannibal are a wonderfully f*cked up combination. Hardcore praying mantis vibes.
Bert
2023-06-29 13:58:37 +0000 UTCThat's not [Poison], that's [Seasoning] :)
Stephen Wells
2023-06-29 13:43:19 +0000 UTCIt took me a little while to understand that she has Tier 22 in *cooking monsters* not Tier 22 in *being a monster who can cook* :) :)
Stephen Wells
2023-06-29 13:42:47 +0000 UTCI knew as soon as I read her class tiers that 95% of us "would" :)
Stephen Wells
2023-06-29 13:36:46 +0000 UTCThis reminds me of the last D&D character I played, a Beast Barbarian that ritualistically ate parts of his enemies in a sort of religious manner to get their strength. Really cool. Seems like if she put her mind to it, becoming a [Poisoner] is only a short hop and skip away...
Jiggly
2023-06-29 13:24:52 +0000 UTCThe characters you are 'cooking up'😅 for your next big webcomic? Btw great piece you got here👍
2023-06-29 13:23:12 +0000 UTCOh, I like her lots
Caelin
2023-06-29 13:17:59 +0000 UTCGod daymn that chest. Also I love that I'm so dirty minded that instead of cook I immediately read cock and I was like. boy howdy let's see!
Liam Borja
2023-06-29 13:17:06 +0000 UTCI'm scaroused!!
Shawn K. Younkin
2023-06-29 13:14:12 +0000 UTCHow young we talking? 30 young enough?
Duncan Holst
2023-06-29 13:04:52 +0000 UTCAlso, Frisky Widow as a class? Ha! 'Widow' is necessarily a prerequisite.
JohnR
2023-06-29 12:55:25 +0000 UTCHey, good lookin'! Whatcha got cookin'?
JohnR
2023-06-29 12:52:45 +0000 UTCSounds like her late husband was good for one thing, at least.
James Churchill
2023-06-29 12:46:06 +0000 UTCI mean. I'm not ashamed to say I'd risk it for her.
Coffee Sunshine
2023-06-29 12:44:50 +0000 UTCThis gets better and better with every new post. I'm keen as hell to see what else you come up with.
Tiberius
2023-06-29 12:44:46 +0000 UTC
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