π ~ Have Miss Wendy Say Random Things ~ π
Added 2020-10-20 13:00:03 +0000 UTCWe did this in Patreon to celebrate 10, 000 subscribers in YouTube last month and it was fun! Let's be a little silly or perhaps a bit naughty again...shall we my darlings?
Post below anything below you would like to hear you would like to hear by the 25th and I will in all likely hood be ridiculous and say it in whatever way pleases me.
I will post the resulting silliness as an exclusive for your listening pleasure soon.
Oh my...already past 15,000 lost boys and it isn't even Halloween yet.
Also...THAT PICTURE...so random. A pussy and a cock meet over a toy...what ever will happen next? Made me lol in my booth. Too fun.
Comments
I will be doing this again in December. No worries. Keep your eyes open for it.
Wendy Darling
2020-12-01 13:41:41 +0000 UTCMiss Wendy, Iβve just seen this and I fear Iβm to late π. If by some chance I am not. Please I only have one word. βMumβ a lost boyβ¦
Mr Twincam
2020-11-30 22:33:59 +0000 UTC"I am become Wendy, Teaser of Lost Boys"
NotABadger
2020-10-26 13:48:16 +0000 UTC"This is Mork signing out, Nanu Nanu"
Vinuscar
2020-10-26 13:15:36 +0000 UTC"I have created wounded art. An uncompromising weapon that, in a fit of graceful agony, will rend and tear until there is nothing left. This creature is death." [beat] "I call him Fluffles." β Unnamed Guard, Goblins
Scout
2020-10-26 13:14:15 +0000 UTCI am your father
Arno Lourens
2020-10-26 08:35:30 +0000 UTCSomething appropriate for the time of year I thought ....... Remember, remember the fifth of November, Gunpowder treason and plot, We see no reason, Why Gunpowder treason, Should ever be forgot!
Peter Perhaps Pan
2020-10-25 22:46:47 +0000 UTCMmmm...how had I not noticed your shimmer. π
Wendy Darling
2020-10-24 01:34:27 +0000 UTCI am a golden god!
nicodev22
2020-10-23 23:49:29 +0000 UTCLol...maybe Iβll do one of these tipsy sometime.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-23 22:20:11 +0000 UTCIf youβd this fast and little drunk it comes out really quickly as pig f@@ker
Harry McAlister
2020-10-23 21:45:59 +0000 UTCPlucking...figs... Is that what we are calling them now?
Wendy Darling
2020-10-23 21:22:04 +0000 UTC3 times fast Iβm the son of a fig plucker, who plucks figs until the big fig plucker comes.
Harry McAlister
2020-10-23 20:41:14 +0000 UTCI was hoping you would. :-)
AudioFreak
2020-10-23 19:45:26 +0000 UTCYes, please!! I don't know whether or not I deserve such a visit but I'd gladly let you in! π
Han
2020-10-23 19:34:18 +0000 UTCMaybe I slip into the dreams of my good boys and girls...never know. π
Wendy Darling
2020-10-23 19:26:19 +0000 UTCLick this...like that. π
Wendy Darling
2020-10-23 19:25:39 +0000 UTCNice quotes darling.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-23 19:24:52 +0000 UTCNaughty Pam π
Wendy Darling
2020-10-23 19:24:32 +0000 UTCI agree Lrse...this one is FANTASTIC.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-23 19:24:02 +0000 UTCYou made clear, that it was not a poltical statement, but I interpreted it immediately in a politcal way too. I just was total unsure, what you want to express with this statement. And I didn't want to ask, in fear, I could dislike your answer. It's a good rule not to talk about politics. We are not here because of political reasons and so I'm pretty sure, we boys and girls have a lot of differences. There is no need to find it out and to argue against each other. If someone talk absolute bullshit in my eyes (no you didn't), I can't stay still. If I stay quiet, it would look as I would agree. Your text proposal this time is pretty awesome! Looking forward to hear it from her mouth.
LrseFauc
2020-10-23 19:12:37 +0000 UTCSomething for Halloween: I be the witch of the wood! I am that very witch. When I sleep my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with The Devil. Thatβs how I signed his book.
Han
2020-10-23 12:16:44 +0000 UTCI can say that...π
Wendy Darling
2020-10-23 12:06:17 +0000 UTCI would want to hear that Iβm owned and will never ever be free again
Harry McAlister
2020-10-23 03:28:37 +0000 UTCWow!
LrseFauc
2020-10-22 08:43:50 +0000 UTCI love it Deep. Truly. Thank you. Oof. Iβm starting to cry. Fuck.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-21 23:08:22 +0000 UTCβEroticaβ by S.T.P. I made love to her on paper and spilled ink like passion across the sheets. I caressed her curves in every love letter. I kissed up and down her thighs in short sentences and prose. I tasted all her innocence, without a spoken word. I bit her lip and pulled her hair, in between the lines. I made her arch her back and scream, it only took a pen.
Deep
2020-10-21 23:07:19 +0000 UTCI ran across this and simply thought of this audio. Even if you don't read it I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Deep
2020-10-21 23:07:12 +0000 UTCLol...OMG...love this. π
Wendy Darling
2020-10-21 22:08:34 +0000 UTCTexas Penal Code Sec. 43.23. OBSCENITY. (a) A person commits an offense if ... (f) possesses six or more obscene devices ... including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs (yes this is a real law, the actual text has been reorganized for clarity in the reading, but is otherwise unaltered. Its no longer in effect, but because of how the TX constitution works, its never taken off the books, only amended)
Blackstone Morgan
2020-10-21 21:30:06 +0000 UTCA bit lame, I know. But I want to hear that anyway.
LrseFauc
2020-10-21 19:17:22 +0000 UTC"She loved to spend rainy afternoons lost in thought, her hand daydreaming beneath the fabric of her floral panties." β "Dirty Pretty Things" by Michael Faudet
PantyBoi4CEI
2020-10-21 13:02:36 +0000 UTC~Naughty Pam~ There once was a woman named Pam Who entertained men with her cam She'd pose in her undies On Thursdays and Sundays And used up her excess of RAM.
PantyBoi4CEI
2020-10-21 12:54:36 +0000 UTCOnly if they are good π
Wendy Darling
2020-10-21 12:22:54 +0000 UTCClassic, thank you Lrse.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-21 12:22:34 +0000 UTCItβs a fun idea. Find something and paste it here baby boy.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-21 12:22:00 +0000 UTCThere once was a kinky lady from Crewe Who adored submissive men and told them what to do They did what they were told without question "Lick this, lick that, my good pet, until I say I'm done" "I see your cock is as bright as a plum" "Now I will keep licking you until you want to cum" "But you must hold your load until you are told" "Or Miss Wendy will serve 50 whacks on your bum!"
AudioFreak
2020-10-21 11:36:52 +0000 UTCi just wanna say that my suggestion was not supposed to have been "political" it was a randomly chosen and short part of the constitution, because i thought random legal thing would be funny in the middle of tongue twisters and other stuff.
Blackstone Morgan
2020-10-21 10:31:53 +0000 UTCLet them eat cake.
nicodev22
2020-10-21 09:13:47 +0000 UTCBoah, hard to decide so many options. Here is one: ------- Foolish Tootles was standing likke a conqueror over Wendy's body when the other boys sprang, armed, from their trees. 'You are too late,' he cried proudly, 'I have shot the Wendy. Peter will be so pleased with me.'
LrseFauc
2020-10-21 06:03:43 +0000 UTCThis to be honest.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-20 23:32:02 +0000 UTCIβm tough, ambitious and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, Okay.
nicodev22
2020-10-20 21:31:42 +0000 UTC*LOL*
LrseFauc
2020-10-20 19:57:48 +0000 UTCEvil boy.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-20 14:49:06 +0000 UTC"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
Renma
2020-10-20 14:21:06 +0000 UTCLol...unless youβre into leather. Love it. Thank you pet. π
Wendy Darling
2020-10-20 13:41:25 +0000 UTCAwww...you are a good boy Kitten.
Wendy Darling
2020-10-20 13:40:54 +0000 UTCβI urge you all today, especially today during these times of chaos and war, to love yourself without reservations and to love each other without restraint. Unless you're into leather.β β Margaret Cho
Mika Koverola
2020-10-20 13:34:05 +0000 UTCWhose a good boy? Dont look around like you dont know who is. Its *you*. You're a good boy.
TacoGeek
2020-10-20 13:04:58 +0000 UTC
