🎉 Patreon Goal Reached!! ~ Ask Me to Say the Random Things Celebration

All recorded...thank you for all the submissions my lost boys.

Wendy Darling

Evil

Wendy Darling

If you’d like to be a little mean Miss... why not start it off with, “Drop Pet.” Weave in some triggers at random for your trained boys...

Scout

choo-choo pickle pie

ZoSo

Not really anything to say except your best EVIL Villian LAUGH!

marty mcfly

Could you try to recreate this tragic, heartbreaking scene from MegaMan X4? It's infamous as being one of the best/worst pieces of voice acting in the series. Please, be as over the top as possible! :-D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVv-J-LXQU "Aaaaaaagggghhhh! No! This isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! Wha-what am I fighting FOOOoooooorrrrrrraaaaaggghhhh!"

Rinpoo B

Which witch switched the Swiss wristwatches? or If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully d:

North

Working in retail, I regularly hear an automated voice call through the walkie-talkie, "Customer needs assistance in [department]. Who's responding?" and then 30 seconds later, it repeats, "Customer needs assistance in [department]. Second request. Who's responding?" It's unpleasant to say the least. Could you do a ridiculously sexy version of it with your much more attractive "GPS" voice? "Miss Wendy needs assistance from a good boy in the Pets department. Who's responding?" 2nd time: "Miss Wendy needs assistance from a good boy in the Pets department. Where are you, naughty boy?" 3rd time: "Miss Wendy REALLY needs assistance from a good boy in the Pets department. Someone is getting a spanking!" You could space them out throughout the video.

Rinpoo B

so, something I've been fantasizing during my downtime at work... fantasizing about Miss Wendy... just a concept / idea for now, but hopefully I can find time and the words to make it into a decently long script. the context is: Miss Wendy pays a visit to her baby boy's work place and brought home cooked lunch! "Hey there baby boy, how are you doing? Why am I here? Well, I made lunch for you! And I thought of checking out your office space, making sure my baby boy isn't mistreated. Let's sit down and talk a lil bit while you eat. I made your favourite, baby boy, it's teriyaki salmon don! I hope you'll like it, this is my first time making Japanese food. You love it?! Fantastic, baby boy! So, how's work today? I hope it's manageable, you're doing an amazing job baby boy, tending to your company's customers, making sure they're satisfied and happy with the services. I think you deserve a 'treat'... *stands up, and kisses* mmmph... delicious. Enjoy your lunch, baby boy, come home quickly after work... I have something else waiting for you... *spank* Bye for now, baby boy.

Jason

*LOL* How could I forget to put this on my list? Thank you!

LrseFauc

can you sing happy birthday baby boy?

Mo

Cum for me baby boy... cum for me now... dewit!

Renma

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos, Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos, Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos

Deep

“Anyone else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my friend …..Biggus…..Dickus? And what about you? Do you find it risible…when I say the name…. BIGGUS….DICKUS!?” Also this self exile sucks

Firestorm 420

"My vespertine ventures seldom subsume slumber, savvy?"

Rinpoo B

You want to be bound? Sure, darling. But beware of what you request. Once I have started, I'm insatiable.

nicodev22

Thanks, it's a short excerpt from a linguistics lecture 😄

Mighty Mouse

*LOL* That's a good sentence!

LrseFauc

Oh, you think that skeletons are real, that's cute. Skeletons are a lie, conjured up by big calcium and the global dairy cabal in order to sell gallon after gallon of milk. In this paper I shall-

Jared Chinchello

Yeah, I found it, but on other places it's called "Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz". That makes a bit more sense, because "Rinderkennzeichnung" and "Rindfleischetikettierung" is pretty much the same or at least pretty close together. It's funny to find it on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-_und_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz And there are links to some recordings. Sounds like these words spend a lot of fun.

LrseFauc

In the movie Aliens, Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) manages to use her brains, wits, and maternal instincts to save Newt from the center of the hive where she confronts the Queen Alien. When they make it back to the drop ship it is revealed the Queen Alien came back with them. Ripley leaves while the queen is trying to capture Newt. Then Ripley returns in the Power Loader prepared to fight the Queen Alien. She delivers the best line in the movie. All of her maternal instinct to protect Newt while her anger and willingness to battle for defend her is summed up in the line, "Get away from her you bitch!" I would like you to say, with the same, conviction if possible. "Get away from him you bitch!" https://youtu.be/c658poTETE8

TravieBear

A line from My Cousin Vinny. “Imagine you’re a deer. You’re prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fuckin’ bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you: Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!”  https://youtu.be/Da7GSy-6mJY

TravieBear

"Beg, entreat, beseech, implore, supplicate and importune all signify the making of an appeal which is likely to be refused or demurred at."

Mighty Mouse

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Bobert the Brat? I thought not. It’s not a story the Good Boys would tell you. It’s a Neverland legend. Darth Bobert was a Fussy Sub of the Miss, so unruly and devious he could use the Bonks to influence the disorderly to create strife...He had such a knowledge of the brat side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from denying. The brat side of the Bonks is a pathway to many fetishes some consider to be...unnatural. He became so powerful...the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately his Miss knew everything he knew, then his Miss edged him to his peak. Ironic. He could save others from ruined climax...but not himself.”

C. T. Meraki

When the imposter is sus

Oh, she sung, sing and will sing, I'm sure. https://www.patreon.com/posts/omg-250-patron-43998892

LrseFauc

Oh, I didn't know this song, but I have fun with it. This would be great.

LrseFauc

Also, I don’t know if you sing, but could you sing a few verses of Gene Autry’s ‘Home on The Range’? I think your voice would make it a wonderfully calming song

Chino Nuñez

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and he'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish!" "My life for Aiur!"

Rinpoo B

I've never felt this far from God I almost feel like giving up again In my bones, in my blood There's a sickness I'd change if I could But the fire that rages inside me Erased all the good Father, help me, do you understand? All my life, I've been a wicked man Show me mercy and comfort me I need to find redemption (I'm just trying to find some) Redemption (I'm just trying to find some) Redemption I've never been this far from peace I'm disappearing out of reach again In my head, in my heart There's a hollow that's starting to show It's the poison that fills up the void And it's taking a hold Father, help me, do you understand? All my life, I've been a wicked man Show me mercy and comfort me I need to find redemption (I'm just trying to find some) Redemption (I'm just trying to find some) Redemption

Mr Twincam

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? (approximately "Oh! Was I speaking Latin again?")

Mika Koverola

‘Shhhh... shhh... shh..’

Maxwell

Home is behind, the world ahead, And there are many paths to tread Through shadows to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight.

Robin Horn

'Aye. It's a good word, I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well, fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this mess together'.

Vinuscar

Congratulations dear Miss Wendy!!! In the hope to hear your beautiful humming sounds again, along with the melody of my choice, This time, I took liberty to adapt some of George Michael’s Freedom... “Heaven knows you are just a lost boy, Didn't know what you wanted to be... Now your hope is to become Miss Wendy’s pride and joy, And that will always be enough for you! You won't let me down You will not give me up Gotta have some faith in the sound It's the one good thing that I've got. I won't let you down I will never give you up Because I do really, really love to mesmerize.... Oh, yeah!! “ 🙏🥰😘

Mike Aha

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy. *whisper* hey, thanks for the free parking

Chino Nuñez

That might be helpful...

Wendy Darling

Oh my...

Wendy Darling

I am watching you...

Wendy Darling

Please do the Jigglypuff song, Miss Wendy. That will be all. (evil laugh)

BrushReads

You had me at: "I like it rough, hair pulling, lip biting, loud, kinky sex"

nicodev22

These are the individual words. Rinderkennzeichnungs / fleischetikettierungs / überwachungs / aufgaben / übertragungs / gesetz

Shadow

It's bureaucratic German. It makes sense, but nobody uses this word normally. It refers to a meat labeling law.

Shadow

I could offer her an audio, where she could work with. I can vocalize that, even I don't understand fully what that mean.

LrseFauc

But in English quite simply, beef labeling, meat labeling monitoring task transfer law.

Shadow

It's officially the longest, at least according to my research. And I don't think so, I can hardly say it myself.

Shadow

The longest? You always can add other words to long words in German. *LOL* Can you teach it to her?

LrseFauc

Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz. The longest German word

Shadow

"The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy." "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Rinpoo B

Fine! Come here my little pog champ

Casino

I want to hear some seconds of "Baby talk" - the way adults speak to babies. I tried to figure out, what English speaking adults talk to babies, but I failed.

LrseFauc

"Repetition breeds repetition and you've made another day of good habits."

UniqueNPC404

"Are ya winning son?" "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't give a fuck what humans think is impossible." "This is going to be Legen... Wait for it... Dary!"

Vaulthunter_JB

“Think like a queen. A queen if not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping stone to greatness.” – Oprah Winfrey “I raise up my voice—not so I can shout but so that those without a voice can be heard… We cannot succeed when half of us are held back.” – Malala Yousafzai, (Pakistani activist for female education and the youngest Nobel Prize Laureate) “At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.” - Frida Kahlo I think they each deserve their own tone, but all are short and sweet and were originally meant for only women, but I think those messages can be taken in by a much more broad audience than just women at this point, or at least should be. Appreciate you Miss Wendy.

The Red King Under God

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Even though the sound of it is often quite atrocious. If you say it loud enough you might just sound precocious. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!

Shadairith

- You fight like a dairy Farmer! - How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

Jackslost

I am the night, I am vengeance, I am Batman!

ButteryCrumpit

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

Zadkiel

Smell the flowers on this sunday afternoon

Jack Fisher

Deep breaths little one, i believe in you

odekii

“Are these hectors night creatures?” In a soft British accent.

I Don't Like Sand. It's Coarse And Rough And Irritating, And It Gets Everywhere.

Blackamadeus

There once was a hooker named Sue, Who filled her vagina with glue. When they paid to get in, She said with a grin, You must pay to get out of it too!

Sagittarius9

Can be either...by to you my lost boy.

Wendy Darling

"Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies."

Rinpoo B

"Commander! You've rained on my glorious parade! For this, I'm sending everything I got at you, but I won't let you have the satisfaction of catching me. I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... space!" In your best Russian accent, please.

Mr. September

Sing the chorus of 'you are my sunshine' but replace sunshine by good boy and when skies are gray by you obey.

Tim

"Hello my shiny lost boy. Are you aiming to misbehave?"

Sonarvw

"What did you do with Big Chungus? We know you're the sus impostor, and I saw you vent in electrical"

Bloke I guess

My name is Miss Wendy. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Drumind11

"It's all about the happy electricity."

Troy

Pizza pizza burgers, but I love you more than these. Thank you for the best times. Lost children. (You could add any food you like for the food I mentioned)

Joshderfer654

"Boop!"

Panda Never Sleeps

In a British Accent, say "Cheese Gromit, it's delicious."

a wolens

Does it have to be SFW? Or can it be NSFW?