Wanna help me out? (solved)
Added 2017-09-17 17:47:10 +0000 UTCEDIT:
It's done!
Thanks guys! =)
PS: It may still need some proofreading, though. =P
Comments
I like the part you added about the Leader (Sam Sterns). Ha!
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2017-09-18 01:20:17 +0000 UTCWow, that went fast :P Was still drafting mine
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2017-09-17 23:15:21 +0000 UTCThanks Matthew. Unfortunately I finished before your suggestions came in. ;)
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2017-09-17 22:12:26 +0000 UTCThanks! And there's probably plenty other typos somewhere else too... =P
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2017-09-17 17:56:26 +0000 UTC
