Why we're shooting Hapy Newd Year 2023 today...

Our friends who own the house we use for private outdoor nudity has sold their house. So we have less than 30 days to film what we'd like out there. As it turns out we have the house to ourselves today and Saturday. SO...since I already knew what this years Happy Newd Year episode storyline was and that Aly was our star. We have decided to take advantage of the situation and film it today!! 

For those who want a sneak peek. We will be posting live from the set and lots of "Behind" the scenes photos here on patreon and more explicit stuff on Notebook+ Platinum Community Posts. https://momence.com/video/posts/2257

For those who don't mind spoilers. Here is the shooting script. It may not reflect the final product, but it should be the basic outline for the story. 

Happy Newd Year 2023 Starring Aly and Kris 

Happy Newd Year 2023

Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my house completely naked on New Years Eve! Luckily for me, I had my phone in my hand. So, I called a local, preferably female owned, locksmith. 30 minutes in the FREEZING COLD later, they arrived.

SCOOBY: Scooby Dolittle, no relation, this is my intern Bobby. Say hi, Bobby!

Bobby waves but is soon startled when Aly steps out of hiding revealing she's butt ass naked.

SCOOBY: Oh! You're naked! I'm sorry...Wait, was I supposed to be naked too?

She begins removing her overall straps while Bobby removes her hat when Aly stops them.

ALY: No, no. I accidentally locked myself out of the house like this. Stupid me? Right?

SCOOBY: Oh gotcha. I thought maybe it was a nudist thing and I didn't want to offend you with our clothliness.

ALY: Actually, you wouldn't happen to have any extra clothes in your van would ya?

SCOOBY: Bobby? Do we have any clothes we can spare?

Bobby thinks...

HARD CUT TO: Aly is only wearing Scooby's shirt and Bobby's hat, while Scooby is topless under her overalls as they look over the lock.

ALY: So you think you can unlock it?

SCOOBY: Of course I can, its all in the name! She-Lock-Homes!

BOBBY: *nods in agreement

ALY: Yes, but I really need you to UNlock this one...

SCOOBY: *snickers Well if I can lock it, I can unlock it...Probably.

Bobby notices the doggy door and pokes Scoob about it.

ALY: Oh my god! I can't believe I forgot about The doggy door!

SCOOBY: But neither of us are dogs. Are we allowed to use that?

Bobby shrugs.

ALY: I'll bet I can fit.

SCOOBY: Alright, but I'm still charging for the visit.

Bobby pats her on the back in agreement.

NARRATION: So I got down on my hands and knees and proceeded to crawl through the doggy door. I twisted my body successfully fitting through...until my ass stopped me!! OH shit! I'm stuck!!

ALY: Help! Hey! Locky McLockSmith up there!

SCOOBY: (giggles with Bobby) Full moon out tonight, huh?

ALY: I'm stuck! Can you PLEASE pull me out?

SCOOBY: Um...I dunno what to grab on to!

Bobby dives in and starts to pull her by the shirt tail. Aly is banging her head on the door as she tries to pull her through.

ALY: Okay stop! Stop! STOOOOP!!

Bobby accidentally rips her shirt off and pulls it through the door. Holds it up for Scooby to see as they both get nervous.

ALY: Okay...fine...that didn't work...Keep calm....Ya know what, maybe you can push me through instead?

SCOOBY: Push you how?

ALY: Just push my ass through, I just need an assist.

Scoob motions for Bobby to push her. Bobby seems hesitant.

SCOOBY: What? You're always saying you don't get paid enough for this shit, well I do! So this is your territory of expertise.

Bobby looks confused at her boss, only to just shake her head and sigh heavily as she lowers her self to Aly's ass level.

NARRATION: Her intern got behind and me and started pushing on my ass!

ALY: Push harder!

SCOOBY: Push dat ass! (laughs)

As she was putting her weight into it, I felt myself painfully sliding through the door. It hurt so bad!

ALY: Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh My God! My God!! Push me! Push me! Push me!

*Bobby's face is pressing against the glass as she puts all her weight behind pushing behind Aly in a very obvious sexual innuendo.

ALY: I'm almost there! Almost there! Uh uh uh uh...

SCOOBY: Fuck! I think I'M almost there!

Bobby is losing momentum and energy.

ALY: Don't quit now! I said I'm almost through!

Scooby is smoking a very satisfying cigarette when she has an idea.

SCOOBY: Hey Bobby, I think I have some lubricant in the van!

Bobby shoots her a look that reads “Now is not the time for that”

SCOOBY: For loosening bolts and stuff! You have a dirty mind, Bobby.

ALY: No! Don't leave me hanging!

Bobby mimes a chainsaw cutting around Aly.

SCOOBY: I think I DO have a chainsaw back at the office!

ALY: NO! NO! DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! I HAVE PEOPLE COMING OVER! I CAN'T BE FOUND LIKE THIS! COME BACK!! ...HELLO??

NARRATION: Aaannnd, she's gone...and I'm still STUCK in this goddamn doggy door! My ass is freezing....and I have to pee....FML

ENDING: Aly is still stuck in the doggy door when Scooby and Bobby return to the scene. Running toward her with drill in hand.

SCOOBY: She-Lock-Homes is here to save the day!!

ALY: Oh Thank god! Hurry up, my guests are gonna show up any minute! Careful, it might be wet back there, I may have....

Suddenly Scooby slips on the wet pavement, knocking Bobby over  too.

ALY: Hello?

They are both knocked on conscious on the pavement behind her.

ALY: *sigh.....I guess this is life now.

Suddenly a voice is heard off camera.

MAN'SVOICE: Um, I'm here for the New Years party??

Aly's eyes bug out as she realizes her guests are arriving.

THE END