Baby Mama's Pt. 5

The bulbous blue alien stood triumphantly over the diapered and mentally diminished form of Android 18. The blond was on her hands and knees, head craned towards the sky as she stared in wonder at her former challenger, a slight trail of drool left her mouth. Babu grinned at the mean woman, who only moments ago was punching and beating her up, but now was so stupid, she didn't possess two brain cells to rub together.


"Hahahaha!" Babu laughed full heartedly, gloating over 18. "You thought you were tough. You thought you could make fun of me, but now I am the one who will have fun babysitting you."


"Hey, jackass!" A loud, youthful voice shouted,"This is for my mom!" Trunks screamed and charged through the air.


Babu spun around in time to get struck by her newest opponent, Trunk's fist slamming deep into the alien's stomach. Babu gasped as the air rushed out of her lungs, her arms grasped her gut out of instinct which left her face wipe open to attack.


Seeing his opening, Trunks began to lash out violently, dishing out punch after punch to Babu's face. The lavender haired boy finished off his assault with a quick kick which sent the fat alien rapidly tumbling towards the treeline. With the invader momentarily disposed of, Trunks went over to where Android 18 sat on her plastic covered behind.


"18!" The boy called out to the infantile woman, hoping to get her attention. "Are you alright?" All he got for his concern was a few spit bubbles.


Without warning, Babu struck the young Saiyan like a freight train which sent Trunks flying back towards the Son household. The alien had put everything into her sucker punch and it seemingly paid off as her new opponent went sailing through the air at the speed of sound.


"That's a taste of your own medicine!" Babu called out angrily before adding "Sneak attacking Babu like that!"


Trunks' backwards momentum was literally broken when he collided into a mighty pine tree, which caused the tree to splitter. The lavender haired boy sputtered as he slumped forward, the oxygen forced from his lungs as the top portion of the tree began to fall forwards, collapsing onto him.

Babu  laughed maniacally at the sight of the tree falling on top of Trunks. As the dust cleared, only his legs could be seen sticking out from around the base if the log.


"No one hurts my friend!" Goten cried out as he delivered his own surprise attack.


The pintsized son of Goku held out his fist and gave the cosmic invader a knuckle sandwich, catching his opponent off guard and sending her flying. Goten then wasted no time picking up the adult sized, blond baby woman and ran her back to the house where he sat her down with his own mother, Bulma and a onesie clad Videl. He stood over the scared and crying baby women, telling them to stay put.


Babu rose from the woods and cried out in rage. Her power level spiking caused a shock wave of energy to radiate out from her position and rock the surrounding forest.


"Babu done playing games with you!"


Trunks could feel this sudden surge of Ki and knew that things were about to get a lot worse if he didn't stop Babu from releasing another Regression attack. He pushed the log up into the air with his Ki and grabbed the base of the log. The young Saiyan then threw the giant pine tree towards Babu like it was a spear.


"You think that oversized toothpick is going to stop Babu?!"


The alien focused her Regression Attack into a concentrated beam and blasted the mighty remains of the pine tree. In a matter of seconds, the fierce king of the forest was reduced to nothing more than a simple sapling. Babu watched as the tiny stem with a budding leaf clumsily sailed past her head.


"Darn it!" Babu bellowed. "Now I gotta recharge my magic!"


Trunks had only thrown the log to interupt her Regression attack. He had no idea that it was a time based attack! Now that he knew that it wasn't always readily available, he felt confident to attack the alien head on.


"Goten, she can't use her magic!" Trunks declared to his black haired friend.


"Babu can too!" The alien pouted. "Just give me five minutes!"


Both boys grinned, knowing that they had the upper hand, even if only for a few minutes, to kick this alien's butt. Goten blasted off from the front of his house, ready to take the bizarre alien down once and for all. The young Saiyan flew towards Babu as fast as he could, using his speed to his advantage as Trunks did the same. They were both closing in on Babu when the alien launched simultaneously Ki blasts at the two Saiyans. Goten easily dodged the concentrated beam of Ki energy by doing a barrel roll while Trunks lurched forward, dodging the blast while using his momentum to perform a mid air somersault.


"Impossi-"


The two Saiyans appeared on opposite sides of the blue alien and delivered twin kicks to Babu's head, interrupting Babu's shocked realization and knocking her out cold. Goten and Trunks both smiled as Babu fell to the ground unconscious.


"Looks like it's nap time for you." Trunks stated with a smirk.


Goten chuckled uncontrollably. "Good one, Trunks!"


"Thanks." Trunks replied before a loud wail interrupted the jovial atmosphere. "Umm, I think we need to check on our moms."


"Yeah, they aren't going to be happy when they need their diapers changed and we can't do it." Goten scratched the back of his head.


"Goten, I don't even think they know what they're wearing. 18 looks like she's about as smart as Pan."


*WAAAAHHHHHH*


"Oh, man." Both boys muttered simultaneously.



To Be Continued...