What is this AU? I don’t know... (sketch)
Added 2020-08-01 19:57:01 +0000 UTCSomebody tell me what’s happening here? I don’t know.
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Labyrinth au
Pears
2020-08-09 07:53:28 +0000 UTCAggravated handy man. The dry wall is fighting back. [This kind of came up with a friend's home renovation. The previous owner put the floor under the dry wall. It made replacing the floor an exercise in frustration]
Jennifer Bean
2020-08-03 22:54:25 +0000 UTCHe’s probably putting them in the shape of a demonic sigil
Glissando365
2020-08-03 18:32:04 +0000 UTChm, dunno, but I love his expression.
Yves Riba
2020-08-03 11:25:04 +0000 UTCOooh now that’s an AU a girl can get into 😍
Victoria
2020-08-03 06:43:44 +0000 UTCRailroad?
Flywolf
2020-08-02 14:08:47 +0000 UTCSame hat!
Tarek Giver of Cookies
2020-08-02 11:48:11 +0000 UTC“...glorious tool...yeah”
TakeKare
2020-08-02 11:47:04 +0000 UTC😻
rippingoffmyface
2020-08-02 11:12:51 +0000 UTCHonestly, he just looks like a regular bloke trying to build a Ikea shelf. The provided key didn’t work? Let’s hammer it until it fits.
Shadow Kana
2020-08-02 03:29:27 +0000 UTCYo he’s laying down some railroad tracks 100% 😂
litlgreenleaf
2020-08-02 03:27:48 +0000 UTCI think it is very sexy mechanic or handyman Crowley ready to fix anything his angel needs. He loves how Aziraphale looks in braces and tries them himself to see if they have the same effect on Aziraphale when he wears them.
Kat Holtz
2020-08-02 01:59:43 +0000 UTCLong shot but Good Omens BtD au? Crowley is Strade and you (or Aziraphale) picked the hammer
Sheri Lipsky
2020-08-02 00:19:50 +0000 UTCRailroad track laying crowley! I am laughing so hard i'm crying!!
KellyA
2020-08-02 00:00:39 +0000 UTCBob the builder but make it feral
Joselyn Garcia
2020-08-01 23:26:33 +0000 UTCI definitely him in a "Oh, it's like that?" kinda situation where he got hit and then he grabbed the hammer to even the situation. Bonus: he's gets to save a 'damsel in distress' Aziraphale
Melina Barbuto
2020-08-01 22:51:05 +0000 UTCI’m definitely split between repairman Crowley, mafia/gang member Crowley, and (oddly) railroad track laying Crowley?? Someone only knows where that last one came from 😂
Ash S.
2020-08-01 21:58:31 +0000 UTCTHE SOUND I JUST MADE
Ash S.
2020-08-01 21:53:29 +0000 UTCI also think Mechanic Crowley! Maybe from Car Trouble? 👀
Nads (@teslatherat)
2020-08-01 21:28:27 +0000 UTC"Here's Crowley!" (from Shining, so sorry, he obviously doesn't say it to Aziraphale!)
Dani
2020-08-01 21:21:53 +0000 UTCCrowley was fixing a bookshelf for Aziraphale when a very insistent customer comes in trying to buy a book (this encounter is going to end with at least a broken arm and a black eye if the customer doesnt bugger off and leave his angel alone)
AmphitriteMists
2020-08-01 21:09:10 +0000 UTCohhh my god yes. I don't even see au, I just see Crowley GLEEFUL about getting to fuck up somebody who deeply deserves it
Leepala
2020-08-01 20:44:19 +0000 UTCI'm definitely getting a "my turn" sort of vibe. Like he's just rescued Aziraphale from getting the bones in his hand smashed with a hammer and is (gleefully) turning the tables on the captor.
Dana
2020-08-01 20:37:56 +0000 UTCSpies AU! Crawly and Aziraphale are spies from different factions and Ligur catches them in an intimate moment so Crawly has to take him out
Emily West
2020-08-01 20:31:21 +0000 UTCBob the Builder au
Vanessa
2020-08-01 20:27:59 +0000 UTCDoesn't have to be an AU, this is a demon who was going to go against Satan with a tire iron.
Neon Fox
2020-08-01 20:24:01 +0000 UTCAre you familiar with Beto Hernandez' central character Luba? She is a badass Mexican matriarch (eventually becomes mayor of her town). She carries a hammer for protection and Puts Up With No Shit. I get some of that vibe from this!
M Aidan
2020-08-01 20:15:57 +0000 UTCMechanic!AU As a diesel mechanic myself that's the face I make after coming out from under a vehicle and banging my head on the wheel well.
The Creativity Goddess
2020-08-01 20:08:43 +0000 UTCMafia AU! 😍😍😍😍
Allison McLain
2020-08-01 20:07:06 +0000 UTCPuts me in mind a bit of "What You Mean to Me." https://archiveofourown.org/works/24930631/chapters/60336556
ShadowManor
2020-08-01 20:06:59 +0000 UTC😘 Also consider Aziraphale’s waiting at the rendezvous point they'd previously agreed upon. They're partners on the side, though neither of their gangs know they're selling product on the side so they can go off together once they discover both sides have dangerously tainted their liquor in order to get it to spread further.
Syl W
2020-08-01 20:06:09 +0000 UTCI had to think of the movie Oldboy. So maybe Crowley was captured by hell and kept in isolation for years. Meanwhile Aziraphale has been reindoctrinated by heaven. After Crowley is released he tries to find his angel. To get to him Crowley takes up the first weapon he can find and goes full demon to get his angel back and to convince him that he did not leave him willingly.
Carolin Eichhorn
2020-08-01 20:05:51 +0000 UTCHuman AU. Some of those London Heavies who keep threatening Aziraphale's shop when he was there, doing some repairs for the man, and well... you don't threaten his angel.
Fyre
2020-08-01 20:05:25 +0000 UTCCrowley isn’t really a fighter. It wasn’t built into his being like Aziraphale, and his forked tongue has gotten him out of more situations than he could count. But every once in a while, some other demon thought him weak, soft after so much time in his cushy assignment in Earth. Crowley whipped the trouble of blood away from his mouth, fangs flashing as he grinned dangerously, the hammer he’d been holding clutched in his hand. “You want Earth?” the venomous serpent demon asked. His grin brightened, them he threw the hammer.
Angela Bryce
2020-08-01 20:04:50 +0000 UTCThe mix of rage, determination, and amusement at the inherent absurdity of putting together IKEA furniture
mellowfishie
2020-08-01 20:04:05 +0000 UTCI think he got into a fight. Someone threw this hammer at him but it only grazed him and now his getting ready to teach them a lesson.
Agata Gontarczyk
2020-08-01 20:03:07 +0000 UTCOH I AM SO HERE FOR THIS
Whiteley Foster
2020-08-01 20:02:15 +0000 UTCNew strategy to put the fear of Crowley into his plants
sparksearcher
2020-08-01 20:02:14 +0000 UTCummm.... I have honestly no clue what’s happening but with that hammer and that expression I could have used his comany when adjusting shelves in my living room and dismanteling the railing on my front porch this morning!... I can also think of a few things to do after..... starting with a hot shower after all that work! 😬 🤔😜
Marie Schröder - Marsch_00
2020-08-01 20:02:04 +0000 UTCSomebody kidnapped/hurt his angel. Crowley's about to go full demon on someone's ass.
Sarah Rios
2020-08-01 20:00:32 +0000 UTCBuffy vibes for some reason
Cassandra Robinson
2020-08-01 20:00:31 +0000 UTCThis is obviously handyman!Crowley who has come to repair a light fixture in Aziraphale’s bookshop (because that’s a thing in every universe). 🖤❤️💖
Jess
2020-08-01 19:59:53 +0000 UTCBootlegger Crowley’s car just broke down and he's just been found by a rival gang who want his product.
Syl W
2020-08-01 19:59:34 +0000 UTCOn his way to destroy some anti-homeless architecture
Zavier Burst
2020-08-01 19:59:29 +0000 UTCCarpenter Crowley AU! He makes all new shelving for Az's home and he is smitten at first sight so he also hires him to do new shelves for the shop to keep him around! 🥰🥰🥰
Virginia Montagne
2020-08-01 19:59:23 +0000 UTCCrowley's Silver Hammer
Karl Turner
2020-08-01 19:59:21 +0000 UTCPretty boy had a hammer
Megan Hethcote
2020-08-01 19:59:05 +0000 UTCThis looks like Crowley trying to infiltrate an Amish community to get close to Aziraphale lol
Shannon Girlinghouse
2020-08-01 19:58:46 +0000 UTCUnderground Fight Club AU?? Lol
Victoria
2020-08-01 19:58:27 +0000 UTCCrowley is Maxwell from Maxwell's silver hammer?
Tarek Giver of Cookies
2020-08-01 19:58:23 +0000 UTC
