Tiny Crowley Cries Over Spilled Milk
Added 2021-06-16 18:23:55 +0000 UTC… I learned something new today. And I hate it.
Have a tiny comic about how fucked up this system is.
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Togs. Duvet togs. Even more baffling!
Helen Grierson
2021-09-19 19:30:27 +0000 UTCHahahahaha!!
Ilse
2021-06-17 18:15:01 +0000 UTCI’m sorry but I am incredibly amused by your projected distress over this
Lark
2021-06-17 16:15:32 +0000 UTCI feel as if Crowley is just projecting here lol
rev02a
2021-06-17 13:52:23 +0000 UTCIt's cute how he has a breakdown about such a silly thing as milk
NorNor
2021-06-17 05:16:34 +0000 UTCWhaaaaaaaaaaat?! I didn't know any of this😲
Marta
2021-06-17 04:53:11 +0000 UTCThe kinds of goats we want to get for the farm have, on average, 5-7% milkfat :3 And goat milk is naturally homogenized! So while the cream won't float to the top and you can just pasteurize and go (or not if that's your thing), if you want the cream you basically have to centrifuge it out.
Zari
2021-06-17 04:36:20 +0000 UTCBut I agree - skimmed one is disaster.🤯
Ilsy
2021-06-17 04:12:42 +0000 UTCGet or give, Crowley - naturaly in cow's milk there is only up to max 6% of fat. Usually 4,2%🤷♀️ If you want more, you need to go to seals - they have 42%, or whales - up to 50%. But that is already a cream - as per Aziraphale😁
Ilsy
2021-06-17 04:11:49 +0000 UTCOh - and tiny beatific explanatory Aziraphale is ... everything. Squeee.
Eileen Smithers
2021-06-17 01:50:54 +0000 UTCActually, 100% would be ghee. Butter isn't completely fat ... :::throws science bomb, runs away laughing evilly:::
Eileen Smithers
2021-06-17 01:47:50 +0000 UTCI used to visit an uncle and aunt, they had house cows. The milk came with a solid two-inch-thick layer of cream that you could spread like butter. I completely understand poor Crowley here and he is utterly adorable.
Shez
2021-06-17 01:28:38 +0000 UTCIn Australia we have: low fat, no fat, high calcium, high protein, soy, light, skim, omega three, high calcium with vitamin D and folate or extra dollop (that’s a quote. But I swear all of those are types of milk we have on the shelf.) what’s the difference between low fat, no fat and skim? Who knows.
Shez
2021-06-17 01:26:58 +0000 UTCThey are so cute! In some places you can get milk from county cows that make higher fat milk that is still floating in the milk and is so yummy!
Kat Holtz
2021-06-16 22:54:49 +0000 UTCTINY BABY BOY AZIRAPHALE IS BEST BOY!!! 😆😍💘💙👼🏼
Jazmine415
2021-06-16 22:43:19 +0000 UTCYou could mess with Tiny Crowley and tell him that 1% chocolate milk comes from brown cows that are 99% fat free.
Res Judicata
2021-06-16 22:41:00 +0000 UTCI don't dunk my cookies. It is the right of everyone to dunk cookies and biscuits and the like but I don't like the texture.
Tarek Giver of Cookies
2021-06-16 22:33:37 +0000 UTCBut if you the milk what do you drink with all the cookies?
Jessie Marie (SuperGeek21)
2021-06-16 22:32:07 +0000 UTCI was today years old when I learned whole milk is actually just over 3% and I am not okay…
Jessie Marie (SuperGeek21)
2021-06-16 22:30:28 +0000 UTC…I read and reread this comic and I still don’t understand 🙈🙈🙈 #mybrainsaysNope #wewillread #butwewillnotunderstand #ineedAziraphaleinfrontofaChart #orsomething #ilovedramaticCrowley
Lauren
2021-06-16 22:13:40 +0000 UTCNo one drama queens like our dear Crowley.
Deb
2021-06-16 21:21:37 +0000 UTCLOOOOL!
Vala
2021-06-16 21:11:16 +0000 UTCHe’s just cranky cause snakes are lactose intolerant at baseline
twilightcitysky
2021-06-16 20:26:27 +0000 UTCIn England we call it Whole milk, Semi-skimmed, and Skimmed. I guess referring to how much of the cream has been skimmed
Elliot M
2021-06-16 20:26:13 +0000 UTCI love their little faces in this!
Jenny R
2021-06-16 20:24:12 +0000 UTCSeal milk is about 50% fat because the pups nurse for a very short time before they're on their own. I really don't want to try to gag down milk with 50% fat, and I don't eat sticks of butter either. The system makes sense to me.
Tina Rhea
2021-06-16 20:01:19 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sarah Marino
2021-06-16 19:53:56 +0000 UTClol
Angela Bryce
2021-06-16 19:49:57 +0000 UTC100% milk is butter, then? This…it’s … I don’t… argh.
Veronica Guzzardi
2021-06-16 19:48:29 +0000 UTCI...I need to revaluate some things...
Lauren Herbert
2021-06-16 19:32:46 +0000 UTC😹
rippingoffmyface
2021-06-16 19:28:34 +0000 UTCI agree whole heartedly with Crowley. It's fucked up.
Rhelana1 .
2021-06-16 19:23:14 +0000 UTCPoor baby
Angela Antis
2021-06-16 19:19:19 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
AJ
2021-06-16 19:17:25 +0000 UTCI now have yet another reason to hate milk
Tarek Giver of Cookies
2021-06-16 19:01:57 +0000 UTCJajaja for once I'm glad I don't drink milk, all that hassle and it tastes terrible 🤢🤢 let's just stick with juice and not ask questions XD
Michelle Garcia
2021-06-16 18:57:26 +0000 UTCI love Tiny!Crowley with 3.25% of my heart. Is that right??? 🙀😬🤨😅🤣😂
Stacey Hopwood
2021-06-16 18:56:17 +0000 UTCI AM LITERALLY CACKLING AT THAT LAST SLIDE 😂😂😂
gretchenzellerbarnes
2021-06-16 18:54:07 +0000 UTCI AM LITERALLY CACKLING AT THAT LAST SLIDE 😂😂😂
gretchenzellerbarnes
2021-06-16 18:53:55 +0000 UTCSuch drama for a tiny demon
Pears
2021-06-16 18:50:42 +0000 UTCOH MY GOD this is so relatable. I've HAD this meltdown.
Lowtown Liz
2021-06-16 18:50:16 +0000 UTCOH GOD YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING ME
Whiteley Foster
2021-06-16 18:48:39 +0000 UTCCrowley has HAD it, OFFICIALLY
gingerhaole
2021-06-16 18:48:03 +0000 UTCI'm on Crowley's side honestly, this is ridiculous!
Avalon
2021-06-16 18:47:44 +0000 UTCI love all of your Tiny characters and yes! Is a very weird system!
avery (ineffable critter)
2021-06-16 18:44:20 +0000 UTCHonestly Crowley, just use the lid colours, it’s so much less stressful 😹 The U.K. has different percentages for skimmed, semi skimmed, whole, and gold top milk too
Alex
2021-06-16 18:43:47 +0000 UTCOmg, this is hilarious! And so totally true. But 100% would basically be butter.
Kaiannanthi
2021-06-16 18:35:34 +0000 UTCTINY CELESTIALS!!! 😇😈❤️
JillianVolts
2021-06-16 18:32:02 +0000 UTCBut... Do snakes actually drink milk? Crowley, you might get sick, you silly snake!
Salome
2021-06-16 18:30:41 +0000 UTCSTOP STOP WE’RE ALREADY DISTRESSED
Ash S.
2021-06-16 18:30:19 +0000 UTCYou know what's worse? They take out ALL the fat, and then put it back in to get those percentages.
Neil K.
2021-06-16 18:29:53 +0000 UTCI HATE THIS INFORMATION AND CROWLEY IS COMPLETELY RELATABLE, WTF
Ash S.
2021-06-16 18:29:33 +0000 UTCI'm distraught this is awful news this ruined my day
Ande
2021-06-16 18:28:24 +0000 UTCHell came up with Math, Crowley. This is on you xD
the.kitsuneko
2021-06-16 18:28:22 +0000 UTCaaaah, he is so devastated by it, how adorable is that?! ☺️❤️❤️❤️
sick_pineapple
2021-06-16 18:27:57 +0000 UTCI am the Aziraphale educating the lot of you 😂
IneffableKink
2021-06-16 18:27:52 +0000 UTCIs not all milk clearly labeled in regards to what the percentage refers to? Now I'm going to have to check when I go shopping...
Atelerix
2021-06-16 18:27:28 +0000 UTCOh poor Crowley. Should I find it adorable that he is so bothered by it?
Dr Cindy Corliss
2021-06-16 18:27:07 +0000 UTCAnd a guest appearance by Beatific Aziraphale!
Potassium
2021-06-16 18:26:42 +0000 UTCI…learned something new today 😂 In the best possible way. If only all learning could be imparted via comic, I would be a freakin genius.
Ineffable Penguin
2021-06-16 18:26:32 +0000 UTCToday I learned about whole milk.
sparksearcher
2021-06-16 18:26:28 +0000 UTC
