How I accidentally outed myself
Added 2019-06-28 23:25:58 +0000 UTCSo! I haven’t been super active this week as I had my siblings come from Nevada and stay with me for a week.
My siblings and I are close. We group chat every day and are each others support system.
But we are merciless in roasting each other. This week was no exception.
On Sunday, I decide to culture their smartasses and take them to the Getty here in LA. We’re waiting in line for the tram and my littlest sister (age 18) comments on how many notifications I have. Especially for reddit.
Without thinking I open the app to clear them. Within a second, my screen reflects a full on pussy shot. Woman bent over, in all her wet glory.
My dumb ass forgot to exit the sub I was browsing that morning for my daily “workout”.
Okay. I know what you’re thinking; “Wait. She’s married. TO A DUDE.” And you would be correct.
I’ve always known I was attracted to women as well as men but coming from a conservative background, the stigma of coming out and blah blah blah, I wouldn’t allow myself to be out.
To clarify, I am perfectly happy in my marriage and that won’t be changing. He’s my soulmate.
Anyways- BACK TO THE STORY.
My face instantly turns bright red and I back out of the app. With a beat of silence the roasting begins. For the whole damn week.
None of them were surprised or judge me but I gotta admit the situation was funny as hell.
Comments
Once I came out on accident to my mum as well. She told me a story how she met a celebrity and his kids. My single ass answered: "Did you slip his son my phone number?" Mum: "Nah I think he's to young for you. The daughter would be more your age." I: "Yeah that's fine for me as well." Mum: "Wait what?" I: "Whut?"
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2020-01-06 09:52:08 +0000 UTC
