We need your questions!
Added 2021-09-16 13:31:00 +0000 UTCIt's that time, once again, to take your questions for characters in Night Vale. For our next bonus episode Cecil Gershwin Palmer and Steve Carlsberg will be answering your questions. So if you have them, leave them below. Ask whatever you'd like. Maybe you want clarification about their lives, or you want their opinions about which used car to buy, or you just want to know how they're doing. It's all (mostly all) fair game.
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Steve— have you heard from Kevin lately?
Bridget
2021-10-19 03:24:23 +0000 UTCDo you think vampires and humans can co-exist? (Correct answer is no. Google it)
Melissa Fradkin
2021-10-13 21:14:56 +0000 UTCI'd wager you're safer with the tattoo... Wouldn't want to attract a stray Librarian 😏
Legendary_Pandabear
2021-10-05 05:02:07 +0000 UTCLong time listening, never written in, but with Halloween approaching do either of you have an opinion on Vampires and Werewolves and such.
Micheal R Meyer
2021-10-03 11:22:16 +0000 UTCIf there were a rabbit in the moon, who in town would he consume?
Ollie
2021-09-25 04:24:21 +0000 UTCI'm not sure if this has been asled already but, Steve, I would like your scone recipe. I hear that you make the best scones in Night vale and I have a big party coming up so I thought I would impress my friends by making scones. I can't seem to get the ratio of fresh goats blood and salt right.
Ashley Cool
2021-09-24 03:02:08 +0000 UTCSteve was always the one that saw past the shadows behind the curtains of Night Vale. I wonder if he still feels Cecil isn't able to see the same world he does?
James LEE
2021-09-23 23:39:55 +0000 UTCFor Cecil and Steve: Have either of you been to the ocean? Aside from the spot on the boardwalk where if you stand just right you can see the ocean.
Doni Payne
2021-09-23 14:12:09 +0000 UTCIs there a spring equinox
Victoria miles
2021-09-23 05:17:54 +0000 UTCHey, Steve! How have you been lately? How’s Abby? Hey there, Cecil! How can I tell if someone really likes me or, for that matter, really exists?
Megan Denny
2021-09-21 13:42:19 +0000 UTCQuestion for Cecil: Should I spend my last $500 on a tattoo or on books? Let me know what's the wiser choice :)
april christine
2021-09-21 03:37:12 +0000 UTCHi there, everyone! My question is for either or both of you. Most people I know picked up a habit that is totally benign but also absolutely unhinged over the last two years. My partner and I named all the neighborhood dogs that walk by our apartment. (There's Beef, Meatball, Alfalfa, Rodger, George, Pierre, Killer, Biscuit and many more) My question is: what is your benign but unhinged new habit?
Ashley Stern
2021-09-21 00:49:36 +0000 UTCSteve: what are your favourite things about Abby and Janice?
Jenna Durie
2021-09-20 08:45:07 +0000 UTCCecil: What is the most rewarding part of living in Night Vale?
Jenna Durie
2021-09-20 08:44:10 +0000 UTCTo Cecil: How are you feeling about the Desert Bluffs merger now that it's been a while?
Cal Bucher
2021-09-19 01:27:36 +0000 UTCTo Steve Carlsberg: What is your favorite pattern that you've found in the sky?
Cal Bucher
2021-09-19 01:14:21 +0000 UTCCan you order fruit off of Laura at the Moonlite All-Nite?
rillian
2021-09-18 14:39:45 +0000 UTCIf a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Bianca Frew
2021-09-18 11:08:43 +0000 UTCCecil: You talked about watercolor painting when Carlos was in the Desert Otherworld, so I was just wondering if you like drawing or anything like that, and what’s your favorite thing to paint? Steve: Since Cecil and Carlos have Aubergine and Khoshekh (how are they doing, by the way?), I was wondering if you, Abby, and Janice have any pets that you know of.
Brooklynn Downing
2021-09-18 01:55:16 +0000 UTCSteve: Can you tell us about your relationship with your namesake, Esteban?
Pamela Green
2021-09-18 01:14:43 +0000 UTCCecil: how do you feel about other people being named Cecil? I'm trans, and Cecil is the name I chose as my new name, but wanted to know how you feel about that.
V
2021-09-18 00:30:58 +0000 UTCSteve: What does invisible pie taste like? I've heard some good things about it, and how it's an underappreciated dessert option that tastes great, without being too filling. But what, precisely, is that taste? Can you describe it for us?
Shawn Havery
2021-09-17 14:32:10 +0000 UTChttps://xkcd.com/555/
Shawn Havery
2021-09-17 14:30:05 +0000 UTCI've tried improving my guitar playing through practice and blood sacrifice, not my own of course. Although I do give out suckers after, and of course I shove soft cheeses and meat in the sound hole of my acoustic. I digress though, what can I do to get that screaming lead tone that I hear in my waking dreams about giant radioactive hamsters?
David M
2021-09-17 10:34:13 +0000 UTCFaceless Old Woman, how do you feel about equestrians?
Avery Lewis
2021-09-17 04:53:06 +0000 UTCCarlos, what’s your favorite lab coat? Where’d you get it?
Avery Lewis
2021-09-17 04:52:47 +0000 UTCCecil, what is the most recent concert to come to Night Vale on tour? Steve, how is your daughter doing?
DeAnne French
2021-09-17 03:17:07 +0000 UTCCecil, when on earth did you get a child? Did I miss a radio announcement? Congrats!
O.
2021-09-17 02:12:37 +0000 UTCDear Cecil, has the city ever clarified where we are to take our physical waste? Since the new dump opened, I have been able to trash my guilt of existence but not the evidence of it.
Edward Viveiros
2021-09-17 00:08:25 +0000 UTCProbably Almond Flour...unless nuts are banned too 😂😂😂
Dior Nishite
2021-09-16 22:37:14 +0000 UTCSeconding the scone recipe question!! Since wheat and wheat-byproducts are banned in Night Vale, what flour do you use for the scones?
Quinn M
2021-09-16 22:31:27 +0000 UTCTo both of you, what’s living with Abby like? Any fun stories you’d like to share? Same with Janice!
Please Help me studios
2021-09-16 22:00:52 +0000 UTCSteve: I noticed a hole in the great chart that explains it all, but what is missing and what lives at the fringes? Cecil: have you ever placed two mirrors in front of each other?
Nikolas Dahn
2021-09-16 21:30:44 +0000 UTCDid I miss it? What happened to the kittens? No unhappy endings I hope!
Joyce Kolberg
2021-09-16 21:21:52 +0000 UTCDear Cecil and Steve, As a married person myself—and thus someone who also found herself having 'in-laws'—I'm curious to know: what has it meant to you both to be a family bound by law, given all the curious rituals that entails?
Gemma Thomson
2021-09-16 19:21:18 +0000 UTCBoth: Have you ever seen STEVE in the night sky over Night Vale? While not as complex as the message from Huntokar, they are are beautiful and even share Steve's name! http://blog.aurorasaurus.org/?p=891
Sam Howard
2021-09-16 19:20:10 +0000 UTCWhatever happened with Station Management and City Council? Could those two crazy cats ever make it work?
Vivika Kerridge
2021-09-16 19:13:20 +0000 UTCFor Cecil: What ever happened to Koshekh's kittens? How are they? To Steve Carlsberg: How long have you known Cecil?
Tobias Orlik
2021-09-16 18:18:42 +0000 UTCTo Steve and Cecil: what are your guys’ pronouns? Mine are he/they :)
Dmitri clark
2021-09-16 18:01:13 +0000 UTCTo both, what did Woden whisper in Balder's ear at the latter's funeral?
Còiseam
2021-09-16 16:47:25 +0000 UTCDear Cecil and Steve - I just started a new college semester with brand-new roommates, who seem very nice so far. However, one of them brought with her a few fish that we set up in the common area. I think there are more every time I look but she doesn't seem concerned. I think their eyes follow me too much so I've been holed up in my room. How do I politely address this?
Sarah K
2021-09-16 15:59:33 +0000 UTCHi guys! Woo! What do you do when you can't sleep?
Julia Kringlen
2021-09-16 15:56:58 +0000 UTCCecil, are you? I mean, are you really?
Marc Sebes
2021-09-16 15:37:31 +0000 UTCQuestion for both! Growing up in Night Vale what were some of your favorite activities?
Nico Price
2021-09-16 15:27:57 +0000 UTCHey there Cecil, I've been watching a lot of cartoons this year for comfort, do you have some favourite cartoons from your past that you remember? Tell us a bit about them
Keelin Lawlor
2021-09-16 15:23:13 +0000 UTCCecil: do you have any tattoos? If you had to get one, what would it be?
Psyche Zarah
2021-09-16 15:07:21 +0000 UTCSteve: Bake-off! You and Cecil. Who wins? Cecil: So...mirrors?
ArreisStörmQuest
2021-09-16 15:05:08 +0000 UTCFor both: What's the perfect comfort food when it's all just a bit too much?
Chloe Bennett
2021-09-16 15:04:51 +0000 UTCFor both: if you could concisely describe yourself (visually, spiritually, metaphysically, or otherwise) how would you do it?
Nash B.
2021-09-16 14:57:06 +0000 UTCA question for both Steve and Cecil: Who is the best singer between the two of you?
Paul Hawkins
2021-09-16 14:51:02 +0000 UTCSteve, what is your infamous scone recipe? Please, I need a step-by-step on how you make it. Otherwise, do you know how to make Invisible Pie? Cecil, do you sing? If so, can you sing us a bit? Or are you more of a dancer? Or both?
Dior Nishite
2021-09-16 14:49:25 +0000 UTCTo Steve: are your parents still around? If so, how do they feel about Abby and Janis? Has Janis had the opportunity to meet her grandparents? To Cecil: What's your most vivid childhood memory with no reason? Rather than something easy to recognize as formative, something you recall with crystal clarity that at the time was so mundane. For example: mine is collecting mushrooms from the lawn as a child one spring after my mom specifically told me not to.
Cas O'kelly
2021-09-16 14:37:13 +0000 UTCSteve, Where can I sign up for the Steve Carlsberg appreciation society? Cecil, How do you manage while living in your brother in law's shadow?
Shawn O'Hare
2021-09-16 14:32:59 +0000 UTCCecil, my brother keeps eating dead birds and then spitting them up in my room and bringing them back to life, how do I convince him to do that in the garage instead? I have friends coming over and i don’t want him to do that in front of them.
Eloise White
2021-09-16 14:30:18 +0000 UTCCecil - can you explain why the Sheriff's Secret Police are manifesting themselves as local politicians in my hometown. No. Wait. No. I'm not typing anythi . . . . .
Bill Smith
2021-09-16 14:27:02 +0000 UTCCecil: I'm trying to summon an otherworldly creature to do my bidding for... Reasons. I already have the ingredients but I can't remember if the incantation goes after I burn the incense and draw the correct glyphs or during... Help? Steve: Do you drink soda? What's your favourite flavour? (Cecil can answer this too 😊) Much love to both of you!
Legendary_Pandabear
2021-09-16 14:14:33 +0000 UTCThis one's for Cecil and Steve. What's the best alarm sound, and which one's the worst?
LJ
2021-09-16 14:13:02 +0000 UTCHi Cecil and Steve, first time listener long time caller here… when you stare into the formless void, what do you see? I see puppies. Is that normal?
Marcus Collins
2021-09-16 14:08:20 +0000 UTCDear Cecil, I always wanted to try out an extreme hobby like double dolphin water skiing, imaginary mountaineering or stamp collecting. What hobby have you always wanted to get into but never had the time?
Nicholas
2021-09-16 14:04:17 +0000 UTCWhat's a question you always wish people would ask you?
Ollie of the Beholder
2021-09-16 14:02:00 +0000 UTCSteve, what's the hardest part about running a business in Night Vale? Cecil, what's up with this darn social media thing?
Glenn Dallas
2021-09-16 14:00:50 +0000 UTCTo Steve and Cecil, what is your favourit colour ?
Elm
2021-09-16 13:52:47 +0000 UTCDear Cecil—I’m lovelorn. What should I do?
Christine Havens
2021-09-16 13:45:49 +0000 UTCHi! Love the show. My question is for Steve - How did you and Abby meet? What brought you together?
Ivie Montgomery
2021-09-16 13:45:07 +0000 UTCIf you could remake any existing movie with a full Muppet cast but keep one actor from the original, what movie are you remaking and which actor do you keep?
Nicholas Genualdi
2021-09-16 13:44:20 +0000 UTCFor Cecil and Steve — do you drink tea? If so, how do you like your tea? Is there a certain type you like best?
Em Santana
2021-09-16 13:41:16 +0000 UTCHi Cecil! Longtime listener, first time blood communicator! I was wondering if there was any other career that you thought of pursuing besides community radio?
Sean
2021-09-16 13:36:25 +0000 UTCSteve, how do you feel about rainbows? Should I trust them?
Malv-malv
2021-09-16 13:36:20 +0000 UTCfor cecil, what’s your favorite jewish holiday and how do you like to celebrate it? do you have any family traditions with carlos and esteban?
cecil
2021-09-16 13:35:27 +0000 UTCDear Cecil and Steve, what was your favorite ice cream flavor as kids? What is your favorite ice cream flavor now?
Jaune_Chat
2021-09-16 13:34:50 +0000 UTCWhat makes a scone a good scone vs the best scone? Who makes the best scones in Night Vale? Does Khoshekh like scones?
SavvyC
2021-09-16 13:34:46 +0000 UTCCecil how do you keep your romance alive?
spartan555th
2021-09-16 13:34:29 +0000 UTCDear Cecil — am I behind you right now?
Ariel Valdez
2021-09-16 13:33:54 +0000 UTC