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271 - The Festival

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271 - The Festival

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I was a WTNV die hard from 2015-2018, but I stopped listening to podcasts for a while. It wasn’t until I rescued a cat and named him Khoshekh that I decided to check in again. Now I’m part of the Patreon and am CAUGHT UP?! How is this podcast still so amazing 10 years after I first found you?? I love you guys and everything you’re doing. Welp. Time to start over from the beginning. Oh. And thanks. 🫶

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I'm honestly baffled by this comment, Rina. As you can see in the transcript here https://www.nightvalepresents.com/welcome-to-night-vale-transcripts/2025/8/1/271-the-festival the word "supermodel" only appears in the first few paragraphs, for a total of three times, and nothing sexual is said at any point. The description of their appearance is that they have reptilian eyes, thoraxes, and mandibles. I'm genuinely confused on what you found perverted here unless you find the word "supermodel" itself to be inherently sexual, which I would find confusing as well.

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