We'll Always Have Paris

Trigger #124: The Fast Food Body Thief aka Le Voleur de Corps

Causality/Spell-User Class: Astral projection abilities triggered by harassment

Transformation Type: Bodyswap, Class 3 Body Hopper

Threat Level: High. Capture and immediate deactivation recommended

Subjects: Peggy Smith, Trent Masterson, Brigitte Blanchet, and Frank Davis.

Paris, France. City of love. Or so they tell me.

Frank Davis and his girlfriend Jane Rivera were on an ordinary couple's vacation to Europe, getting ready to scale the Eiffel Tower together. Meanwhile, across the city, I had finally tracked down Trent Masterson (aka the body snatcher formerly known as Peggy Smith) at the Arc de Triomphe. Before I could place Trent under arrest and deactivate his trigger, he swapped bodies with a french blonde on a vespa, later identified as fashion model Brigitte Blanchet. I gave chase, but lost sight of her a block from the Eiffel Tower.

Similarly, while purchasing a gift for his girlfriend, Frank Davis also lost sight of his companion, and went searching for her. Instead, he had the misfortune of being hit by Brigitte, who crashed her scooter directly into him due to her reckless driving. He proceeded to say some very nasty things to her in English. Understanding none of it due to her newly aquired native tongue, Brigitte saw an oppurtunity to both throw me off her trail and obtain a passport to leave the country. And so, she swapped bodies with Frank Davis, and made his escape.

Frank Davis, now Brigitte Blanchet, was now left with a headache and two massive weights on her chest. Confused and terrified at having lost several inches from both her height and between her legs, she staggered her way back to the Eiffel Tower in her very fashionable heels. Seeing Jane, she immediately flagged her down, only to find out to her own dismay she could no longer speak a word of English. Jane, being resourceful, was able to use her smart phone to decipher her lover's frightened ramblings, and immediately embraced her new girlfriend.

That is where I found the two, and explained their unfortunate situation (thank GOD I took French in highschool.) With Frank Davis long gone, I focused my efforts on helping the new Trent Masterson and the new Brigitte Blanchet adjust to their new bodies and lives. Trent Masterson (formerly Brigitte) took to his new life very earnestly, happily shrugging his shoulders and simply saying "Oh well, c'est la vie!" I'm sure his family's bank account certainly softened the blow. Brigitte (formerly Frank) was a little harder to convince. Now a famous runway model, Brigitte was given a crash course in her new feminine form as she was contractually obligated to squeeze her curvaceous figure into the tightest dresses haute couture had to offer. After the initial humilation of doing catwalks down a runway surrounded by horny men and enduring passive agressive comments from her even cattier coworkers, Brigitte eventually found she enjoyed the new job, although she was hesitant to admit it. Luckily for her, Jane happened to be bisexual, and adored her new supermodel girlfriend, often teasing her by squeezing her breasts and slapping her ass the milisecond she was off the runway. Jane was also quoted as saying her girlfriend's new french accent was "really fucking hot," and both are taking French and English lessons respectively. After some counseling, these two should be fine in their new lives, if not better off than before.

As for me, I will be continuing this World Tour in search of the Body Snatcher. It is unlikely he will be returning to the US, as it makes far more sense to hide in a foreign country than on home turf. So far, everyone she's swapped with has come out the other end alright, but God forbid she swaps with someone who's actually cis, we might have a real problem then.

If any of you have any suggestions as to where I might find the Body Snatcher next, please be sure to leave me a message below.

Mira Alcott

Head-Mistress of Transformations