Ms. April 2022: It's Just a Prank, Bro!

Trigger #005: The PINK Pill

Edible Class: A small pink pill that genderbends anyone that ingests it. Invented by Dr. Emilia Lovelace. Sold over the counter for $63 per pill by MOM Incorporated at most pharmacies (Included for FREE with cost of membership at your local Reasonable Wishes Clinic). Also comes in BLUE and PURPLE flavors for female to male and non-binary users.

Transformation Type: Transformation of Gender.

Threat Level: Benevolent. Popular and relatively cheap method of transitioning for those lucky enough to have crossed the Veil, as well as a method for people to experiment with gender. However, it has also become popular for pranksters, coining the term "Slipping a PINK in his drink." (Note: Don't spike people's drinks. Obviously.)

Subjects: Clide Donahue, M, 21, now Chloe Donahue, F, 21.

From the text chat of Chloe and her friend Owen Mitchelle, M, 21...

Owen: DUDE, IT'S BEEN LIKE A WHOLE MONTH NOW, YOU CAN KNOCK IT OFF, OKAY?! SERIOUSLY! JUST TAKE THE BLUE PILL AND TURN BACK, ALREADY! I GIVE!!!

Chloe: How many times do I have to tell you, I LIKE BEING A GIRL! I like BOYS! I like PLUSHIES! I like dressing up in dresses and skirts and heels and make-up! Sure, the periods and the sexual harassment and all that sucks, but it's all worth it to finally be me!

Owen: I'll admit, I'm impressed by your commitment to this joke. I tried to prank you, so you turned it around on me. Congratulations! You got me! Will you PLEASE turn back now?

Chloe: Owen, do you know how HAPPY I was when I woke up like this?! I finally felt RIGHT! All my life, I'd felt like something was MISSING, and then one day, it all just clicks into place! I was never supposed to be a guy! I'm a girl! And maybe I always was, just under the surface.

Owen: You're not fooling me, Clide! You're just pretending to like all this girly shit just to fuck with me! You still like guy stuff, like video games, and action movies, and wrestling, and monster trucks and shit! You played football with me for 8 years!

Chloe: SO?! Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't like "guy stuff", too! That's so sexist! And YOU were the only reason I even liked football! I liked being on your team, but I HATED playing football! I like cheerleading now! At least THEY believe me and treat me like one of them! And I ALWAYS liked "girly shit". I was just too scared to show it because I knew people would make fun of me and that you would fucking- would do shit like THIS!

Owen: What's it gonna take for you to just stop!?

Chloe: What's it going to take for you to believe me?! Do I need to have SEX with you?!

Owen: YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS!

Chloe: NO, I HAVE OVARIES NOW. FUCKING TRY ME!

Owen: FINE! I'LL BE OVER AT 8:00! THEN WHEN YOU CHICKEN OUT WE CAN FINALLY PUT AN END TO THIS!

Chloe: FINE! I'LL SHAVE AND PUT ON MY GOOD LINGERE! AND YOU'LL BE THE ONE CHICKENING OUT!

Owen: I'LL BE SURE TO BRING SOME CONDOMS TOO! DON'T WANNA GET YOU PREGNANT SINCE YOU'RE A GIRL NOW!

Chloe: WHY NOT?! SAFETY FIRST RIGHT?! I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GOING ON BIRTH CONTROL ANYWAYS!

Owen: FUCK YOU!

Chloe: FUCK YOU TOO!

Owen: SEE YOU AT 8!

One day later...

Owen: Hello...? You there?

Owen: Chloe?

Chloe: Yeah, I'm here.

Owen: Listen, last night was...

Owen: Um...

Chloe: IT WAS AMAZING RIGHT?!

Owen: OMFG IT WAS SO GOOD, I'VE NEVER HAD SEX LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE!!! LIKE, DAMN GIRL!

Chloe: Holy shit, your dick was like, soooo big! And you knew exactly where to put it! I was literally losing my fucking mind by round 2!

Owen: What about you?! The way you were using those tits?! And rocking those hips?! Holy FUCK I'm getting hard just thinking about it! You're so fucking hot, dude.

Owen: Sorry, dudette.

Owen: God, listen, I know it's a little weird since we used to be friends for so long, but will you go out with me?

Chloe: Oh my God, FUCK YES DUDE!

Owen: YES!

Owen: I mean, cool! Cool.

Chloe: Okay, listen, since we're dating now and everything, I just wanted you to know...

Chloe: I WAS... kinda fucking with you a little bit.

Owen: I KNEW IT!!!!

Chloe: Just at the beginning! But the more I leaned into the girly girl act, the more I realized I liked it, and that I'd always liked it. Like, suddenly I could do all these things without seeming creepy or perverted or whatever. I could finally be... me.

Owen: Damn. I'm sorry I was such a dick. I really am happy for you, Chloe.

Chloe: Well, big boy, why don't you come over and show me just how happy you are? <3

Owen: Yes, ma'am. <3

From the desk of

Mira Alcott

Head-Mistress of Transformations

(Special thanks to Texbot for the suggestion and all of you for your support! Also shout out to Stratigan who had a very similar suggestion. Great minds think alike!)

(also special thanks to NotZackForWork for letting me bounce ideas off them when I was feeling especially uncreative!)

And with this Pin-Up, we've finally come full circle! Thank you all for a year of being the best Patrons a girl could ask for! I'll do my best to give you even more this year! Thanks again!