Ms. May 2022: April Showers Bring May Flowers

Trigger #086: The Trans Rain (not to be confused with the TSF Rain Incident in Japan)

Phenomenon Class: A strange weather pattern that has been occuring in Sala City and the upper East Coast since the Trans Tsunami of '22, most likely as a result of that magical water being introduced into the water cycle. Like the tsunami, the rain reverses the gender of anyone drenched by it. Interestingly enough, non-binary people seem to be immune, as they have no gender to reverse.

Moreover, the rain seems to "wash away" memories of the subject's previous gender in others and re-write their relative reality so that they were always their new gender.

The subject can reverse this condition when exposed to the rain again, however, if they have accepted their new gender, it will have no further effect. 

Transformation Type: TG, Breast Expansion, Ass Expansion, Reality Change, with possibility of slight Mental Changes.

Threat Level: Benign. Always remember your umbrella.

Subjects: Gabe/Gabriella Rivera, 21 (left), Harry/Harriete Miller, 20 (middle), and Zack/Zoe Hernandez, 21 (right)

Taken from the group chat of Gabbi, Harrie, and Zoe...

Gabbi: STUPID FUCKING TRANS RAIN!!!

Harrie: What's wrong NOW?

Gabbi: What's WRONG?! Everyone thinks we're GIRLS now, dude!!! That's what's wrong! Everyone keeps calling me Gabbi and treating me like a girl! My room is all girly and shit, and my phone's storage is full of fucking puppy pictures!!!

Harrie: Oooh, so cute! Could you send me some of those?! :3

Gabbi: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HARRY!

Zoe: Gabbi, stop acting like such a bitch! I mean, it's not all that bad...

Gabbi: Oh, not you too, "Zoe"! First "Harriete" now YOU?!

Harrie: Look, just try to enjoy it, okay? If you really want to change back so bad, the forecast says we should be in for another shower in a month or so...

Gabbi: A MONTH?! I CAN'T BE STUCK AS A CHICK FOR A MONTH! I'VE GOT TO KEEP IN SHAPE FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM!

Zoe: Er, I hate to break it to you, but I've been looking at Facebook, and it looks like you're on the cheer squad now...

Harrie: Man, they've gotten a HUGE windfall recently, haven't they?

Zoe: Yeah, at this rate there isn't gonna be a football team for them to cheer...

Harrie: They could always cheer for the soccer team?

Zoe: Isn't that still "football" though?

Harrie: Only if you use the metric system.

Gabbi: STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL! THIS IS SERIOUS! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S UPSET ABOUT THIS?!

Gabbi: Look, Harry, don't you have a girlfriend? What the hell are you gonna do now that you're a girl?!

Harrie: Uhhhh, same thing I do every night, dude? She's even gayer than I am, and I think she also prefers me like this, to be honest.

Harrie: If last night is anything to go off of, at least, EYYYYY ;P

Zoe: NICE.

Gabbi: Yeah, that is pretty nice, tbh...

Zoe: Yeah, and I've been getting some looks on both ends of the aisle with this ass of mine. It's super comfy to sit on, too. Maybe I should get back on Tinder. Or is it Bender, now? I forget...

Harrie: And if we're still being honest, being able to touch tits whenever you want is pretty rad, too. They're sooooo soft, and squishy... <3

Zoe: Bouncy too, lol.

Gabbi: And HEAVY! My back is KILLING me and it's only been like a day and a half! Hell, yours are bigger than MINE, why aren't you complaining?!

Zoe: Sounds like you might just need a better bra.

Harrie: OH! We should TOTALLY go lingerie shopping!

Zoe: Oh yeah, we can do that now, huh? That could be fun! :)

Gabbi: No no NO! We are MEN! We're supposed to be doing MAN stuff, like, like buying cute shoes, and flirting with cute boys!

Gabbi: OMFG I DIDN'T TYPE THAT, WTF?!

Harrie: Huh. That's interesting. I think because you're fighting it so much, whatever changed us is trying to compensate.

Zoe: Yeah, like, cognitive dissonance or whatever? If you keep this up, you might end up even girlier than we are!

Gabbi: NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIRL! I LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS, AND FOOTBALL, AND AND putting on makeup, and spreading gossip, and sleepovers!

Gabbi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

-Gabbi has signed off-

Zoe: Uh...

Zoe: Do you think she's gonna be okay?

Harrie: Eh, I think she's just in denial. She's even eggier than I was.

Zoe: Eggier? What's that mean?

Harrie: Don't worry about it. Hey, I'm gonna send you a few dress pics, tell me which ones you think would look good on me.

Zoe: Dope. Can we play games later, too? I think I've gotten even better at it!

Harrie: Yeah, me too! Maybe it's the smaller hands or something? I dunno...

From the desk of

Mira Alcott

Head-Mistress of Transformations

(Special thanks to KDhynamo for the request that inspired this piece and to all of you for your support!)