Mrs. December 2nd: Kramped

Trigger #226: Krampus Claus (addendum to Trigger #225, Santa Claus.)

Character Class: Aka Kris Kringle, aka Saint Nicholas. A man appearing to be in his late 60s who delivers presents to good children on Christmas Eve. (See local folklore)

Transformed by accident into a short stack demon goat girl by the Witch's Hut's security system (magical wards cast by current acting Transformistress Mira Alcott)

In the magical realm, apparently some of his "presents" involve transformation magic. He was however very unhappy to find out that same magic could affect him.

This first encounter with him was... not a good impression on my part to say the least...

Transformation Type: TG, BE, AE, Furrification, Short Stack.

Threat Level: Benevolent. It's fucking SANTA. I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN CHRISTMAS!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR! I'M SORRY!!!!!

Subject: Krampus Claus, Age Unknown, F, formerly Santa Claus, Age Unknown, AMAB.

Here comes Santa Claus

Here comes Santa Claus

Right down Mira's chimney!

He doesn't know she cast a bunch of wards

For her and her house's safety!

Magic's glowing, things are growing,

Santa's in for a fright!

Now her ass is stuck real tight,

Cause Santa's a shortstack tonight!

Here comes Mira

Here comes Mira

Down her bedroom stairs!

She heard a noise and doesn't know it's toys

Screaming "What's going on down there?!"

Santa's crying, chimney whining,

Hips too big to squeeze out!

Mira screams and begs and pulls

She's sorry she wrecked Santa's night!

Here comes Krampus Claus

Here comes Krampus Claus

Squeezing out Mira's chimney!

There's a pop like a can of cookie dough

Now she's finally free!

Kramp-a's mad and bleating angrily, 

"Change me baaa-ck right now!"

But Mira's terrified to admit

That she has no idea how!

Here comes Krampus Claus

Here comes Krampus Claus

Down another smokestack!

She's got tits the size of melons,

And a dumptruck round back!

She had cover her ass in lube

Just to fit down through the flue!

But she's gonna drop off all these toys

Cause' Santa's got a job to do!

Here comes Krampus Claus

Here comes Krampus Claus

Finally home again!

Happy her wife doesn't mind the goat horns

Or her plump rear end!

Without blinking, they get kinky,
All is merry and bright!

They jump in bed, she gives her head,

Both Claus's are coming toniiiiight!

From the desk of

Mira Alcott

Head-Mistress of Transformations

(Special thanks to Lymed for the request that inspired this piece, to my Test Readers, and to all of you for your support!)

(also, sincerest apologies, I know the original prompt was a reindeer satyr, but I decided a goat satyr would be a better fit for the Krampus theme!)

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

As always, you are all the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for.

Thank you all so so much for supporting me and giving me this job that I love. None of this is possible without all of you.

I promise to continue to work hard in 2023 to give you all the TF content you deserve!

Thank you thank you thank you all! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday and new year!

-Mira