One of the most hilarious chapters in all of Stormlight Archive is when Shallan and Adolin, not-quite-betrothed but very much in love, wonder whether it’s appropriate for them to dine together on Shallan's bedroom floor, so she tells her spren Pattern to be their chaperone. Of course, Pattern has no idea what a chaperone is or does (his first association of "something inappropriate” is dividing by zero), but he quickly catches on that it's accidental mating he has to watch out for. He then goes on to do that with gusto, ruining an otherwise perfect Hollywood kiss.
Rachel Hanson
2025-04-12 06:33:43 +0000 UTC