The Sealed Goddess
Added 2021-08-13 04:01:00 +0000 UTCI just played through Skyward Sword HD. I’ve always wondered why nobody’s ever (to my knowledge) done a Zelda Imprisoned TF. I guess the main reason is that nobody likes The Imprisoned. Anyway, after all that time stuck in the bottom of a hole, forced into an absurd form, it seems only right that if victorious, Demise would have turned the tables on his resurrected goddess nemesis.
After sketching this out, I realized the real reason nobody did this is that nobody wants to draw The Imprisoned’s scales. That fucker’s like all scales!
Oh, and I don’t usually use this platform for controversy, but after replaying all the GC/Wii Zeldas in HD, I am now ranking Skyward Sword above Twilight Princess. Don’t @ me
Comments
You ever see Payback? Mel Gibson sounds exactly like Tom when he gets his toesies smashed by Kris Kristofferson.
Gnome-oo
2021-08-13 12:12:50 +0000 UTCTwilight Princess was the greatest tho :c
ElCid
2021-08-13 10:26:04 +0000 UTCCome to think of it, your version does look a bit like HR Puffnstuff.
Hibiki88
2021-08-13 04:20:26 +0000 UTCOr a Goofy "ya-ha-hooie" yell.
Hibiki88
2021-08-13 04:17:31 +0000 UTCI like it because it’s so bizarre. The toes are a bit much. Still better than Tantalus.
Joe Haley
2021-08-13 04:15:34 +0000 UTCNow I want to see a version of the fight where Link has a big wooden mallet and The Imprisoned let’s loose with one of those Tom & Jerry screams.
Joe Haley
2021-08-13 04:14:47 +0000 UTCThe Imprisoned was like having to fight a giant Muppet. And you defeated him by smashing his toesies.
Hibiki88
2021-08-13 04:07:02 +0000 UTCI bought it day one and it's still the only Zelda game I've never played.....God I work too much
Dennis Wiles
2021-08-13 04:05:53 +0000 UTCmost people I know regard the Imprisoned as one of the most bizarre and dumb designs Nintendo's ever produced, mostly due to... not being as threatening in appearance as they treat it
SINISTAR
2021-08-13 04:02:49 +0000 UTC
