South Park – “Wok Is Dead” (Season 27, Episode 4) is exactly the kind of unholy nonsense that makes you realize Trey and Matt still wake up every morning and ask, “How can we piss off literally everyone today?” This one swings for the fences with collectible dolls, tariffs, and Trump knocking up Satan—and somehow sticks the landing.
The big hook here is the Labubu craze—basically Funko Pops if they were demonic and made you want to fistfight a 10-year-old at City Wok. Kids are obsessed, parents are broke, and Butters is just trying to score one to impress Red. Naturally, it escalates into a cult ritual complete with levitating plush toys, because South Park doesn’t know the word “subtle.”
But the headline moment? Trump gets Satan pregnant. Yeah, you read that right. The show finally cashes in all its demonic foreshadowing and goes, “Screw it, Trump and Satan are baby daddies now.” Fox News is cheering, Kid Rock’s probably writing a lullaby, and suddenly the concept of tariffs being cursed objects is the second craziest thing happening onscreen.
Meanwhile, Jesus is somehow the voice of reason as the new school counselor, which says everything you need to know about where this town is at. He’s stuck banning dolls, TikTok, and occult toy parties while everyone else is just rolling with the fact that Satan’s carrying Trump’s hellspawn.
This episode is gleefully insane, hilariously offensive, and exactly why we keep watching. South Park went from dunking on pop culture to staging a literal antichrist baby shower, and we loved every second of it.
Brian
2025-09-08 02:47:56 +0000 UTC