LightningTiger

Too Fat for Booths

Added 2021-09-21 03:44:07 +0000 UTC

It's official.
I cannot fit in booths.
If the table isn't moveable then I cannot fit myself in.

I have been moved FOUR TIMES at this restaurant.

First time the chairs had armrests which my ass couldn't fit in them. Yes there were some people looking at me.

Second I was taken to the bar area work high chairs.
First I couldn't hop on the chair I kept sliding down and second the gap between the chair and the bar table I couldn't fit.

Third time I was taken to stool chairs I used two of those stools to cover my ass but then I kept hear many groans from these stools and it seemed they were ready to gave way.

Until FINALLY we were taking to a half a booth the chair had an armrests so that doesn't work but I wiggled myself into the booth and then I realized the table doesn't move. It was bolted to the ground.
So I could NOT slide in the booth like I was able to do over a year ago!!
And thus what you see when my friend was laughing and told me I should stop eating burgers.

What. A. Day.