Silent Night, Deadly Night & Santa’s Slay Intros from The Music Box Live Event

I remember Roger Ebert, fresh from writing Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, and Stevie King as Guests Of Honor at the 2nd International Custom Car And Drive-in Movie Festival. I have a vague recollection of Roger crawling around in his tighty whiteys. Perhaps JB can refresh my recollection.

Those intros are great! I really enjoyed Santa's Slay when I saw it, so I especially liked Joe Bob's story about the bison, lol. I hope to make a live show someday. 🎅🎄

Sean Brodeur

I had a gal throw her piss at me at Mitchellville. . if she really wanted to hit me she would have. And me being an 11B. Who cares. here is so much unexplored potential there. Just watched Emily Browning again. Sucker Punch and American Gods. Ffricking awesome chick

Tony (asmoody)

Call me a mutant, but I want to see more female on male rape. And having worked in corrections, most guys will say a woman cannot rape a man.. I will call bullshit on that.

Tony (asmoody)

This is the thing with Horror fans. Men love women, we try to bring humor in, but bottom line the Caucasian fat guy gets killed quicker than the black folk these days.. I think we as a community need to discuss this more. Because I am down with more white fat dudes getting slayed running away... I mean I do not run., LOL but seriously fat middle aged white duded running and getting axed. It's satifying.

Tony (asmoody)

Jesus Christ, Jake from Sioux Falls... B and Darce, Looks like you have a following in South Dakota. You know how many of your bad dad jokes I Shared with my son Wil down at Ft Hood? Only the best. So.. Here is a blast from the past: An old drunk Veteran walks into a bar with a thing that looks like a genie lamp from the little mermaid. He puts it up on the bar and puts a bag on the bar top and asks for two drams of Balvenie. The Bartender says we don't got that. Moody says: of course, you don’t you uncouth bastard... Two pints of Guinness then. Moody then proceeds to bring out a small Grand piano from the sack. Sets it up on the bar and brings out a 12 inch pianist doll. The bartender says, WTF is That! Moody says, well. This is the gift of the hardest hearing Djinn I ever met. The Bartender, listening to the best Billy Joel Version of “The Piano man” from this 12” pianists says “dude that is amazing!” How the fuck did you get that little guy? I just wished for it because I met this Djinn, freed him and got this little guy. So the bartender grabs the brass lamp, rubs it and wishes for $10,000 bucks... All of a sudden, there are ducks everywhere... on the roof, in the bathrooms, out on the street... The bartender looks at me and says, “what the fuck bro!”. I replied,, “did you really think I wished for a 12” Pianist”.

Tony (asmoody)

Sorry I passed out drinking the Irish, I would have given more.

Tony (asmoody)

Just sayin, And do NOT get me wrong here, BW was awesome, but you can get them to take it up a notch. But... I expect a Hallowe'en Auction next year.

Tony (asmoody)

https://www.rockislandauction.com/

Tony (asmoody)

That’s so sweet, but we are happy to be able to help folks that need the $$$ more than us. I do like your idea of posting things earlier and having more items. Maybe we could do some of the items like that, at least? I’ll pass it along to JB and see what he thinks. 🥰❤️

Lol that’s a great way of saying it! 🥰 Thank you, and we fucking love you, too! ❤️

OK Next year... Post the things up for auction before the auction, and have about 100 plus items. Look at Rock Island Arms way of doing things and get Betterworld to maybe emulate it. If we know what the items are we can hold back and wait for the items we want. (And not get outbid my $3K for fucks sake). You are onto something here man... And it should not be all for charity, it should be to support "The Last Drive In". The last drive in I went to in Coralville, IA had Charcoal's next door and a huge slide you rode down in a burlap bag and swings ... Well you reember them.

Tony (asmoody)

OMFG I just saw his 1 hour, 18 minutes.. Darce, if you have a buddy that hails from Montana down in Cocoa Beach. PLEASE have her give me a call. I do not know how tight the community is, or if you are still a member. Damn striking, you took all the oxygen out of the room when I saw you. That and the fact you keep JB in check. Pretty sure you are achieving Demi-Goddess status. But do not try to stick the super hereo (tasty like an Oreo but w/o the necessary Milk) landing, you will shatter a knee : ) You fuckers are awesome. That's an Iowegian/Dakoatan way of saying, You are all awesome sauce. I fucking love what you and JB and the crew do.

Tony (asmoody)

I totally passed out before Gator Bait, watching it now on Shudder. Darcy came out looking like a green version of Barney! But she made that gator suit her bitch. Kudos. But as we all know, she could smear zombie guts on herself, have armpit hair and a mustache and still be sexy as hell. Wish I coulda been watching all night long, but, well The "Two Gingers" A couple of Irish gals from Minnesota in a Bottle have been my friends for quite a while now. I soo you are headed to Minneapolis, the libtard center of the Midwest.... I'll visit you in Omaha, Des Moines or KC. Minnesota is like California.. Blech.. Rolf.. But I get it, you suspend politics, though most of your rants are like... I guess what I am saying, if you want to get to know the average Midwesterner... Minneapolis or Chi or Milwaukee are THE LAST fucking cities you need to visit.

Tony (asmoody)