Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: TikTok Edition
Added 2022-12-13 19:21:13 +0000 UTCSomebody on Tik Tok said I must have had a recent facelift. I can't decide whether that's a compliment or an insult.
On the one hand, they could mean, "He can't possibly look that youthful." On the other hand, they could mean, "That's the shittiest facelift I've ever seen."
If I did have a facelift, and somebody said, "Hey, look, he had a facelift," I would be mad at the surgeon. I don't see anything wrong with facelifts, though. Look at Bob Barker, who turned 99 yesterday. He's got a pretty damn good 99-year-old face, and I think that's probably because he monkeyed around with it a little bit when he was, oh, 79.
(I posted the TikTok in question JIC y’all were curious. ❤️)
Comments
Fuck plastic surgery. The only facelift I allow is an awesome debut from a Seattle grunge band.
GeddyLeeRoth
2023-01-01 20:29:36 +0000 UTCI dunno, how many facelifts has Shatner had? Kinda none of anybody’s business either way.
2022-12-19 04:49:11 +0000 UTC#Facts😉
Joshua Sherwood
2022-12-17 00:27:52 +0000 UTCI only really started paying to it very recently ❤️
2022-12-14 22:33:50 +0000 UTCDarcy I didn't even realize you are on tiktok. Must fix!!!
Deimos Masque
2022-12-14 21:36:59 +0000 UTCI usually go with, do your feet hurt? Cause your face is killing me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It makes people roll their eyes and laugh (against their will).
2022-12-14 08:06:20 +0000 UTC(JK... LOVE me some Sandler... :)
Thomas Backman
2022-12-14 07:49:24 +0000 UTC99...! And he'd probably STILL kick Gilmore's butt! LOL!! :)
Thomas Backman
2022-12-14 07:48:47 +0000 UTC"'cause it's killing me!"
Moviegique
2022-12-14 07:06:39 +0000 UTC
