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ScathingAtheist 276: Keytar Edition

Okay, so we ran out of midnight oil this week and had to start burning the 2am oil; but the upshot is that you get more Seth than everybody else, plus you get to learn how Eli put the fun back in funeral.

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Next year is when I can get the 'Don't play this game for 5 years.' achievement. I didn't plan it that way, it just turned out that way w/o having to move my comp's clock forward 5 years. That closet joke would have been perfect for that game!

KRiS

Awwww! You guys just left that hole! Can’t Lucinda spend a few minutes alone with her father.... and a pillow? ;)

Mark Siefert

I played _Learher Goddesses of Phobos_ on a Commodore 64. It was a bootleg copy so I didn't have the 3D glasses or scratch & sniff card. I doubt I got very far and probably missed most of the jokes since I was around 12 at the time, but I do recall one funny part. You search a broom closet for items to solve some puzzle, and when you leave, the game says "So, you've finally come out of the closet." Unfortunately, _The Stanley Parable_ didnt reprise that joke even though I sat in a janitor's closet for maybe 15 minutes seeing if I could annoy the narrator into it.

Keovar

I have a question: isn't it inaccurate to say we "descended from filthy monkey men"? Wouldn't we both be descended from a common filthy pre-ape-or-monkey ancestor?

Hypatia

My condolences to Noah for having to go back to Georgia.

Mike

(I worked in Christian retail in the 90s.)

Alan Westfall

Also some 80s hip-hop blaming gay people for AIDS. <a href="https://youtu.be/mz6j7kSA06I" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/mz6j7kSA06I</a>

Alan Westfall

Also this catchy 80s tune celebrating abortion clinic bombings. <a href="https://youtu.be/76E7MJsYx1g" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/76E7MJsYx1g</a>

Alan Westfall

Also, there's no video for it but this is hilariously non-ironic. <a href="https://youtu.be/esy2b7qA9U4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/esy2b7qA9U4</a>

Alan Westfall

Wait - Seth - how do you reference wax museums without mentioning "Meltdown at Mme. Tussaud's" by Steve Taylor? <a href="https://youtu.be/jey8tLfokbs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/jey8tLfokbs</a>

Alan Westfall

Is it wrong that I kind of liked this dumb 666 song?

Skyler Willett


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