The fact that Patreon sends these all as emails has me thinking they are concerned for Eli and trying to get his supporters to help him
James Carr
2024-11-21 16:26:04 +0000 UTC
point of order: is this Eli posting these or Noah? π
Blue Gemini
2024-11-21 16:24:49 +0000 UTC
Can you get a breakfast sandwich with it? I nice sausage egg and cheese croissant, for instance?
Mark H
2024-11-21 16:20:28 +0000 UTC
Nothing but respect for my future president
The Scathing Atheist
2024-11-21 16:19:49 +0000 UTC
accurate
Fejj Milversan
2024-11-21 16:19:37 +0000 UTC
Oat milk in coffee is high taste! Not that your b-hole can taste it.
every voice listening
2024-11-21 16:19:20 +0000 UTC
If there was a concern about irritating the colon, you wouldn't be doing a coffee enema.
Chandra
2024-11-21 16:18:58 +0000 UTC
If all you're trying to do is poop, just drink the coffee and get a breakfast at waffle house. Preferably after 2am.
Dave Pierson
2024-11-21 16:18:20 +0000 UTC
do not take medical advice from a chatbot for the love of fuck
squinklebutt
2024-11-21 16:16:26 +0000 UTC
This feels like when youβre a religious kid and are trying to not do drugs and are getting veryyyyy close with like herbs and doing a beer or coffee enema