Ego Infusion

And you’ve come here today, to my office, for a special treatment. A special kind of help… with your ego. Because recently, your ego hasn’t been good to you; it hasn’t made you feel as good as you deserve to, has it? It hasn’t cheered you on enough; it hasn’t been reminding you how hot you are, all the good you’re capable of… your ego’s been slacking in its role as your head cheerleader; the cheerleader, in your head, who keeps you feeling good about yourself.

I see the problem alllll the time in my work; and you don’t have to worry. It’s easily treated. And you know you’re safe in my hands; your body, and your mind, which relax so well together, a paired system that dictate every aspect of your life… in this space, you know I’m specially equipped to care for both, to care for all your needs.

And so tending to your ego is an easy job indeed. You just need a little pick-me-up; a little bump to those egoic reserves… a supercharge to that part of yourself that’s responsible for how good you feel about yourself. 

Today's file constitutes a treatment you're in dire need of, bro. Your ego's looking all lanky and malnourished; we've gotta bump that shit up. So why don't you lie down, and listen... and let me take care of you?

Don't worrrryyyy, you can trust me! I'm a dogtor. 💖

CONTENT WARNINGS:

• Superiority Play. You know the drill if you've heard any of my other stuff; it's a blend of wholesome self-worth, and toxic "you're better than them". The blurring of the two is what makes it so hot.

• Permanent change suggestions. This infusion has an addictive quality... and when you experience its pleasure once, you will want to experience it again and again... bumping your ego up another notch each time... listener beware. 😉

• Because this is an infusion, there is a reference/mention of something like an IV having entered your skin. I do not describe this process - I just say something to the effect of "oh you probably haven't noticed, but there's an IV in your arm. I put it in and you didn't even notice :)" Due to the framing, some needlephobic listeners were OK with this, and I am myself! But just in case, if you have a phobia of needles (or obviously of medical environments/trappings in general), caveat emptor.

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