USB powered firm throbbing panty shaker.

"Wishy washy paddle action" was a line which my late Father used to repeat often - he said it was from the adverts for modern type washing machines (horizontal drum) when they were beginning to replace the vertical, paddle actuated ones. I do remember Mum had a spin drier whose outlet hose used to regularly pop out of the drain and spray water all over the kitchen floor... Those were the days!!

Stephen Eyles

Your kitchen floor is clean, but what about your shreddies?

Glen Rea

It's a toy for a child I would say. It's a travesty it's not available in pink though. One thing that always bugs me is when an item is described as being ultrasonic when it is not. A vibrating motor is not ultrasonic! I do wonder if the device would actually perform better if it did have have a proper ultrasonic transducer Incorporated. I think Clive should supercharge the unit by installing a more powerful 12-volt motor on the rotating and offset weight shaft. Naturally to be a valid bigclive mod it it will have to be painted pink. You didn't mention the price or show the listing if came from eBay as one of your random purchases but all this this toy is going to manage is a pair of socks and it will likely struggle how to clean a pair of those. Great entertaining video as always Clive 👍

Although the instructions said put it on the side. I wonder if it would of worked better on the bottom of the bucket. As for the bubbles, I think some high end washing machines have them.

Neil Tonks

They should be marketing that thing as a Covid 19 mask washer. Doesn’t look like it could handle anything larger than a mask or a couple of Clive’s g-strings. Not that I know how big they are.

Jim

Soiled Tshirts? Happens to me all the time

Basti Elektronik

Toilet plunger and 5-gallon bucket = Hillbilly Washing Machine. Would probably work better than this thing.

Good suggestion of BC's to use shampoo as an alternative to a Fabric Conditioner. That's my woolens sorted! Thanks.

Andrew Donaldson

Some commercial laundry equipment does use ozone diffused water as the cleaning agent. There are also Japanese machines that have the option of a dry tumble in ozonated air.

Big Clive

They are pretty low capacity here. I'd love one of the commercial Maytag machines for its ruggedness, speed and size. I use the sport setting for most washes as it's one of the fastest and isn't trying to get things whiter than white.

Big Clive

Amazingly useless Chinese junk. Amusing, though.

Speaking of washing machines, the EU rules have really crippled them here. While visiting family in Chicago a few years ago, they had a new large LG front-loader with something like an 18kg capacity. With the machine well filled, the regular cotton cycle showed a 55 minute estimate time and sure enough it completed the load within the hour. That was not a quick cycle either, as it had much shorter quick cycle options. When we returned home, we went looking for a similar machine here, but could not find anything larger than the usual 60cm width and unlike that American LG model, nearly all modern EU machines have an average cotton cycle of 3 to 4 hours! Our current machine is an old Whirlpool semi-pro commercial model and we ended up spending about €400 to repair it as we couldn't find a similar size replacement that can wash bulky items such as our double and king size winter duvets. We got ours before the EU regulations wiped out the few American size washing machines the larger stores had here.

Seán Byrne

I did hide behind the settee to watch this when it first came on (just like we used to do when Dr Who came on the telly in the 70's) but it all came out alright (in the wash!) - interesting. So if the washer conks out all I need to buy is a wheelie bin, a fish tank propeller and some love eggs?

Phil in the kitchen

This made me laugh. But please, there should be no need to exhibit your underwear. Ever.

Now THAT was an email subject line that put a smile on my face.

Infinitus

You could take your cold-plasma ozone generator and inject it into the pump so it ozonates your water.

Jeff Larson

I'm not sure if it was getting more out or if it was just lots of tiny bubbles.

Big Clive

I've never actually considered that. It makes sense.

Big Clive

Being a perv often goes with being technical.

Big Clive

resistors look to be somthing like 0402 size, they dont have marking as too small.

Gareth Bass

Pleased to hear your nuts are clean 🤣

Graham Eida

With that level of soiling i would suggest you need to see a Doctor

Julian Butler

I had a strange visceral reaction to this thing. All I could think was "please smash it!" So thanks.

How dare you sir make that accusation! It is your Audi key that looks like my USB washing machine remote... 😂

Lostngone

I think the bubbler is an attempt to introduce oxygen into the water as it is purported to help the cleaning process.

Lostngone

Why did the water turn murky with clean clothes ?

That remote looks familiar... As in it's identical in shape to an Audi key!

Thor Syvertsen

Not marking resistors is a thing for smaller sizes than 0603 which seems to be the smallest size worth sceen printing on

I found this quite entertaining, you never disappoint. Sure is dangerous showing us your underwear, you know we are all perverts right? Haha

Coil B

Glad to see it has a microcontroller, making it a digital gusset manipulator.

I got a little agitated just reading that one myself

Michael Thompson

Best title ever!

Chris Jeter