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The vote is in.

The Scottish army ration had a massive majority and has been released.

Let's observe the reactions and marvel at how many people ask where they can get the nuclear ration heater.

I'm trying to avoid April the 1st for releases since people then expect a spoof video on that day.

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It would have to be quite complex and would have to last a long time as the Brexit deadline gets continually extended for profit.

Big Clive

How about a box from poundland that instantly blocks the words Brexit and EU from everyone's ears for 100m around? It will only cost £1. Not available to the EU...

Sadly not. They'd be all over eBay if they were.

Big Clive

awe man, the nuclear heater wasn’t real?

Michael Gilchrest

I was questioning until you pulled the soup out of a different bag. The edge was cut not torn like at the beginning. To do a good April 1st mre you could pull out 10 times more than would fit in the bag. Or get one of those disposable pistols from WWII that they dropped all over France. That would be nice to have in an mre.

Alex Taylor

You know, so many comments are about sending one of these to SteveMRE. It'd almost be worth sending it to him and have him also pretend it's for real, even if he does post that video on April 1...

Berkeloid

I was genuinely bought for the first 10 minutes. No doubt.

I can confirm here in the US. Just entering Trident in the googlizer gives you "trident ingot ration" as a recommendation.....

Chris Muncy

Shit! Now I have a reminder to pay more attention to Clive..... I feel so violated..... I REALLY WANTED THAT REACTOR!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Muncy

Oh dear,I wasn't expecting that. It does appear to dominate the results.

Big Clive

I'm sure anyone Googling for a trident ingot is going be wondering what this "trident ingot ration heater scottish" auto-completion is about after being Googled so many times. 😀

Seán Byrne

So I confess I had to Google "trident ingot..." and I read up on "Irn Bru" which had never heard of either. At least something was real. :). Evidently Irn Bru sold in the states has different formula due to getting FDA approval. Guess it needs whiskey to make it ok to drink.

Where can I obtain a pocket sized nuclear heater ??

Robert

Because you WANTED there to be a pocket sized nuclear heater.

Big Clive

toenail deconstructions.

Michael Gilchrest

what’s wrong with a spoof video. Maybe showing us how to put together a ten piece puzzle.. or >_> <_< trim toenails....

Michael Gilchrest

Got Me, hook line and sinker

the Scottish MRE video was a spoof? God damn it, Clive. you got me. It was so absurd, and you delivered it so well and realistically, that I overrode my doubt and believed it. Damned good, Man.

Honorary Octopus

I have to admit that was well-played, Clive. Dead pan delivery really sold it.

If only we were able to measure the amount of traction this video gets! 🤫😂

Bo Holbo Rasmussen

I run a cadet adult instructor group on Facebook for cadet adults and I can confirm that your video has just made it on to there

Jamie blatant

Clive, you caught me hook, line and stinker.

Fair point about April 1st. I suppose the gullible will be on their guard to a certain extent. 🙂

The people have spoken.. Clive has answered the people! 😁👍

IE, something everybody thinks is so silly it has to be a joke, then you build the prototype ... :)

I reckon that if you dreamt up something so weird and out there. And you mixed it in with regular stuff. It would work really well. Obviously you can't do it now, but that heater with perhaps a proper russian mre would of been a winner

Neil Tonks

Let’s wait for the YouTube fools to comment 🤔😂

Graham Eida

You need to find something so ridiculous that it could be a spoof for April 1st!

Too late, I've already asked.


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