Make vaporub toilet paper to sterilise your butt.
Added 2020-03-19 00:32:45 +0000 UTCSince toilet paper is so fashionable right now (yeah, they've cleared the shelves of it here too) I thought I'd make a spoof video showing how to make vaporub sterilising toilet paper.
Obviously this is a terrible idea, but exactly the sort of thing some health channels come out with, so I did it in the style of a made up channel called Healthy Papa. A search for that name only really found the recurring question of whether Papa John's pizza is healthy. (It's not).
The first version of this video was called Make Deep-Heat toilet paper. But it turns out that deep heat doesn't really melt into the roll that easily.
I did make the video. Do you guys want to see it?
Comments
Dried TB's... what planet are you from? I think they use grass or hay in some regions (of this planet). I can't see that going down very well with the family (or the waste pipe!) ...where there once was 'Supersoft Quilted rolls' now hangs a bag of rabbit bedding.
Phil in the kitchen
2020-04-03 12:42:56 +0000 UTCYou came up with a great idea tho sort of off hand. After your Tea bag has been used for it's intended purpose, reuse in place of TP. So use TB instead of TP?
2020-03-30 20:06:35 +0000 UTCI'd personally go for a tub of wonder wipes. They work wonders...
2020-03-21 19:20:21 +0000 UTCIt was noticeable at the time, but when I walked into the kitchen this morning it was stinking of vaporub and deep heat.
Big Clive
2020-03-19 17:39:06 +0000 UTCOr "Polish your rusty sheriff's badge" :)
Phil Collins
2020-03-19 16:03:36 +0000 UTC'...sterilise your dirty starfish' - I now have to wipe the tea that I was drinking, off the kitchen wallpaper, having spurted a mouthful as you said it.
Phil in the kitchen
2020-03-19 15:27:34 +0000 UTCOooh That will smart... hahahaha
Mike Hughes
2020-03-19 10:40:33 +0000 UTCSo could anybody else smell that vaporub whilst watching the video. In all serious nous that might be pretty useful when you have a cold or flu.
2020-03-19 09:13:25 +0000 UTCDeep heat for your seat?Hell yes!
2020-03-19 09:12:48 +0000 UTCLol... Thank you for that... Stuck home self isolating and needed s good laugh...
2020-03-19 08:52:37 +0000 UTCGod help the poor soul that tries this. I look forward to coming back to see "user feedback" on YouTube in a few months.
Bill Kerr
2020-03-19 08:23:14 +0000 UTCMy eyes are watering just watching this.
2020-03-19 07:24:40 +0000 UTCMy mother always gave good advice "don't rub Deep Heat on your genitals"
2020-03-19 06:34:44 +0000 UTCYour house must reek of VapoRub.
Mark Trombley
2020-03-19 03:25:32 +0000 UTCInclude a message at the end "This was done for greedy panic TROLL buyers"
John Harrison
2020-03-19 03:17:26 +0000 UTCClive is going mad in isolation, however he did replace the website badging on his bench...
2020-03-19 02:02:26 +0000 UTCOmfg lol
2020-03-19 01:48:20 +0000 UTCNeeded the audio of the test :D
John Carr
2020-03-19 01:36:39 +0000 UTCYea!
2020-03-19 01:23:49 +0000 UTCWho would say no to this? Of course it needs to be seen!
Davin Desborough
2020-03-19 01:13:05 +0000 UTCIs this the BDSM of social distancing?
Michael Gilchrest
2020-03-19 01:04:26 +0000 UTCThe “Devils own brand” toilet paper video sounds like a must see healthy Papa...
2020-03-19 01:03:30 +0000 UTCExcellent. Off course we want to see the deep heat video!
Matt Tester
2020-03-19 00:49:50 +0000 UTCDefinitely!
2020-03-19 00:46:10 +0000 UTCYes we want to see the other video.
2020-03-19 00:44:40 +0000 UTC↑ This.
2020-03-19 00:42:48 +0000 UTCI laugh every time you ask if we want to see a video. If you have to ask the answer is clearly yes.
2020-03-19 00:41:14 +0000 UTCThank you for the good laugh from Italy, it's needed
2020-03-19 00:40:31 +0000 UTCI shall personally test both types and report back. The deep heat version was definitely not a good idea to blow my nose on.
Big Clive
2020-03-19 00:37:36 +0000 UTCI hope you give a link to where you are selling this stuff. And that the price is at least say $63 a roll.
2020-03-19 00:37:08 +0000 UTCit needs a road test to be sure its not a good idea
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