[Caption needed, well kinda] Transporter

Fair enough

This is way too long ^^"

NimbleTail

Correction, though: instead of hard skip, it should be hard scratch, because she doesn't like what she's sniffing.

I looked at this thing and immediately concluded that it was a horrible method of sub delivery on almost every level. Sorry.

Even before you consider that you might just get them splashed with mud and rocks from passing cars. Oh, it's even worse though, because they advertise this thing going upstairs. Lemme tell you - if your bitch has big boulders on her chest, they're going to hit every step along the way, because the ground clearance on this thing is ass!. And then, when she gets there? She's gently set on the floor by the robot dog and then it fucks off, whether there's anyone there to take care of her and appreciate her or not. It's also slower than normal delivery. From her end, she's left cold, soggy, scratched up, hungry, and uncomfortable on your floor until you get back. From your end, you paid for a premium delivery service so you could have the privilege of paying to rent a sub starting from an hour where you couldn't even use her. Unless you've got a massive denial and neglect kink, hard skip!" - PuppyPower489

"Hey there puppy people! It's ya biiitch, back with another Scratch or Sniff review! This time, we've got the new 'Transporter' service from Subtech. AKA, the bitch carrier. Geniuses up there at R&D seem to have decided that what the world really needs is a way to deliver a bitch directly into your house through a branded doggy door while you're not at home. Lemme tell you, I've ordered pussy takeout this way, and I've taken a ride on one, and much as it's novel, I don't think we'll be seeing this service stick around. Let's talk about the flaws here. First, there's some pretty exacting size limitations on this, on account of the opening it's gotta fit through. Big negative for people who like big bitches, y'know? Second, the subby little bottom on the bottom is totally unprotected from the environment, which pretty much restricts this to Spring only usage in temperate areas, and never anywhere else.