Captain's Name Contest! Volchak Dreams... 🍆👮🏻‍♂️

It's the Name Contest time again - and for new Captains and Majors, that's where the senior crew gets to weigh in with their ideas to name an important secondary character! 🎈

Meet the USS Mercury's resident SecuriCorps Constable. 👮🏻‍♂️ You'll have encountered this fellow before - in MC's fevered imaginings of gangbangs and sph, and the Know Your Alien leaflet from his childhood. So imagine the poor lad's shock when he realises this grumpy Volchak sex-pot is a flesh and blood officer aboard his Recruitment Centre 🥴 (Repeat after me: There is no 8th Branch!)

However, the alien hunk needs a name - and that's where you guys come in! First up - no, there aren't four of him! That's just for the character sheet (and to let you know how hard it is to fit a foot-long Volchak cock into pants!) Second up: He's utterly humourless... think Lt Worf from StarTrek, but a lot more bisexual! Third up: … I don't have a third up 😂 But please contribute any character and personality notes along your suggested names!

Wait! I do have a third up! lol - his Constable rank is equivalent to Ensign - below the Sergeant, above the Cadets - equal to Cis. He is the first Volchak to reach this rank in SpaceCorps… and might be a little chippy about the while thing. (Well - you would be too, right? The Interstellar Union is sooo racist!)

Anyway, babbling aside - just write your entries in the comments below - and make sure to upvote any entries that you like the look of! ❤

PS: also tell me what you think of the new 'Shower-Block' scene. You've kind of seen it before (in the $2000 Goal Celebration post) but I've made some big alterations! Since it's going to be such a big part of the action in Phase 2 (MC really likes to keep clean! 😉) I'd like to know your thoughts.