One Shot: Off-brand: Teen Titans

Title: Off-brand

Universe: Teen Titans

Tags: Bribed, Enemies to Lovers, Paid sex, Secretly handsome, Third Person POV, Throuple

Control Freak was an odd villain of the Teen Titans roster. Truth be told, if he really wanted to, he could have easily beaten them. That wasn’t his goal, though. His true goal wasn’t to defeat them; it was to become their number one enemy. If he just wanted to kill them, he could have done so a million times without them even having a chance to fight back.

No, truth be told. The real reason he fought them was that he was bored. The life of a self-made multi-millionaire tech genius wasn’t as fun as you’d think, and he viewed his challenging the Teen Titans as more of a game than an actual life and death struggle. There was a not-so-hidden secret reason why he bothered the Teen Titans. His crush on the two heroines of the group, Starfire and Raven.

It was over, though. Starfire was now married to Nightwing, and Raven had left the planet with very little chance that she would ever come back. It killed him inside. he was supposed to be their number one enemy, their biggest threat, a baddie they couldn’t ignore, but life went on, and the real reason he fought them both left to do their own thing.

The kids they had on the Teen Titans now were nobodies. He wouldn’t have been caught dead being the villain for the new Teen Titans, because they weren’t cool, but also because most of them were practically children. The new Robin on the team was obviously Damien Wayne, and he heard enough rumors from other villains to not mess with that psychopath, so he just quit being a villain.

If he couldn’t have the two women he really wanted… He could always settle for the next best thing; there were two particular villains he had his eye on, and the only reason he hadn’t made his move on them was the professional courtesy of them all being villains. That same combination of orange and grey that he chased after for years. He wanted to get both Jinx and Blackfire as his GF’s.

It was trivially easy to get them to both show up at the same time. All he had to do was spoof a message from the leader of H.I.V.E. to Jinx and send a message of Starfire’s location to Blackfire. He waited in that particular warehouse with his arms behind his back as they both arrived at roughly the same time. They looked at each other with distrust before Control Freak finally spoke. “Hello, my two beautiful ladies, I’ve brought you here to test whether or not you’ll qualify to be my girlfriends.”

Both girls didn’t bother speaking as they both attacked in their normal method. Jinx felt her power working overtime before it overwhelmed her, while the ultraviolet was pulled toward a chair in the corner before fizzling out into nothing. The shit eating grin on Control Freak’s face grew even bigger as he mocked them. “Woah, better be careful, you think I wouldn’t have contingencies in place in case.”

Blackfire made no indication that she cared as she flew directly for him. Her punch landed directly on his face, but the expected outcome of him flying back unconscious didn’t happen as he tanked the blow. The only noticeable change was the slight tilt of his head in the direction of the blow and his skin turning grey where he was struck. 

Blackfire’s eyes shot up as he said. “Nanomachines son.” The next moment, his hand came up with a spray bottle as he sprayed a mist into her face. She started off slow, only the barest hint of what the mist did. “Heh… Hehehe… Hahaha… HAHAHAHA…” Blackfire’s control over her powers was based on emotion, and while she was in that state of laughter, her emotions were far too erratic to control.

Control Freak explained. “Modified Joker gas, you’ll be laughing like that for the next fifteen to thirty minutes. I hope we can come to an agreement before then.” He picked her up by her leg and tossed her onto a nearby couch that neither of the girls noticed when they first came in. “So, while she’s laughing off that attempt on my life, let’s talk Pinky.”

Control Freak made his way toward Jinx, who attempted to use her powers again, but this time, the backlash knocked her off her feet. He pulled a remote out of his pocket before pressing a button and revealing the dozens of jackpot machines that were now all broken, so they wouldn’t pay out. “These machines only sent out jackpots, so you’re powers had to break the machines to keep them from paying out. You know, for someone with bad luck powers, you really failed to utilize their full potential. If you worked as the dealer of a casino, you’d make a million times more money than that burger place you’re working right now.”

The smirk on his face and the fear that appeared on hers were a sign that she knew she had lost. He knew everything about her, where she worked, the evil organization she was a part of, hell, he probably had her social security number and bank information. “At least you're not as bad as Chuckles over there. She often roots through the trash to find food because she’s so poor.”

“So, I’m going to give you the offer first, because I know that Tameranians are fine with sharing a lover.” He unlatched the briefcase he was carrying. “I know the big secret you’ve been keeping. You’re still a virgin.” The briefcase opened, revealing crisp stacks of hundred-dollar bills. Jinx’s eyes almost popped out of her head at the sight.

Still with that same smirk on his face, he proclaimed with no shame. “I want to buy your virginity.” Jinx looked at the money, then at him, then at the money, then at him again. She began to pant at the sight of the money as she asked. “H-how much is that?” Control Freak closed the case, which immediately snapped Jinx out of her hypnotized state. “Roughly two million.”

She wanted it; that money would set her up for a very long time, even if she had to give most of it to H.I.V.E. because of the bomb implanted in her brain that they could blow up at any time. That was why she still worked for them after so long, when they’d lost over and over again, she didn’t want to keep fighting and losing to the Titans, but they made her.

The problem was his body. Sure, Control Freak was tall and handsome in a… She couldn’t lie to herself, he was fat and ugly. His being tall was his only positive trait; if he were as muscular as he was fat, it would get Jinx’s juices flowing, but she felt nothing except disgust for him… But… Two million was two million dollars.

“F-fine! Ugh, you can have my virginity for that money.” She hated the idea, but it would let her quit her job for a year or so, even with the small portion the H.I.V.E. would let her keep. She pulled off her top, revealing that she wasn’t wearing a bra. Control Freak liked them big, but they looked amazing on Jinx. Control Freak also began to strip.

He was currently dressed in his villain costume, so he had his normal villain appearance. Jinx watched more out of curiosity than anything as he removed his pants… He didn’t have a penis. “W-w-w-where’s your dick stupid? How are we supposed to have sex if you don’t have a pecker?” He looked down as he realized. “Huh? Oh, I’m still wearing my fat suit.”

He undid a zipper that she hadn’t really noticed, and her eyes almost bulged out of her head at the sight of the man that came out of the fat shell. Jinx had thought he was obese, but the Greek god hottie in front of her was ticking all her boxes. Tall, he was over six feet, he had a muscular frame which was barely hidden by the ever expanding fat suit, and the penis he was packing was well above average.

He undid the hair tie holding back his hair, which made him look more bald than he was, and wiped his face off with his shirt, revealing that his pimples were the result of makeup. Now, he didn’t just have a smoking hot body; even his face appeared to have been chiseled from stone. Jinx couldn’t help but feel flustered, so flustered she hadn’t noticed the bed that rose up behind her until Control Freak had closed the short distance between them.

Jinx was shocked at the change to the point she couldn’t hold her question back. “Why? Why put on all this makeup to make yourself ugly if you look like this? You could be a fucking model!” He spoke nonchallantly as his cock poked her stomach. “Well, there were a bunch of reasons, but the main one is for branding and merchandising rights.”

Jinx looked confused as Control Freak went on to explain. “I own the likeness of most of the rogue’s gallery of the Teen Titans. That includes you, Blackfire, and me, and making new dolls with my updated design would have been too costly to do, and the sudden shift of my character might confuse people. So I decided to keep my appearance the same for that reason, but also to keep my identity a secret.”

It didn’t really make sense to her, but she had grey skin and pink hair. Attempting to run around as anything but herself wasn’t in the cards for her. Jinx was feeling a little apprehensive about having sex with him again, but it was for an entirely separate reason now. His cock was the size of her forearm. He gently pushed her back, and she fell on the bed with a yelp.

Before she could get her bearings, he had already moved on top of her, his cock now poking at her entrance. She wanted to warn him to go slow, to take his time. But her reply was cut off as he plundered her depths, not bottoming out but breaking the barrier she had protected her entire life without any warning. 

Tears formed in the corners of her eyes, but she started to feel less pain right away. Not just less pain, it was almost completely gone. She wanted to ask why, but her reply was cut off once again as his lips pressed against hers. She was shocked at first, but quickly grew accustomed to her top and bottom mouths being poked at the same time.

That was when Control Freak started moving. Not fast, but slow, deep thrusts that reached all the way to her deepest parts. Each thrust almost shut her brain off as her body locked up from the pleasure. Her pussy coiling and milking his cock like they were designed for each other. Her body clung to him as she kissed back, she felt her first orgasm rapidly approaching, and broke off the kiss just long enough to get out.

“I- I’m cu-.” “I know.” He smirked as he cut off her sentence by locking her lips again and sucking on her tongue. He didn’t slow down in the slightest as her body was wracked with her first orgasm. He hammered her faster and faster as she came to her second, only because she was starting to wane and beg for him to finish, did Control Freak speed up again and orgasm himself.

She felt herself being filled up as he shot jet after jet of cum into her quivering quim. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head as she passed out. Just as she did, the other woman in the room had finally gotten free of her laughing. Blackfire fired a beam that was pulled to the ultraviolet energy collector again, as this time, Control Freak caught her hand.

Blackfire didn’t know why she was so upset, but the sight of a man ignoring her while mating with another female in the same room stirred something deeply primal in her, and she was angry. Another punch came in from the side as a kick was launched simultaneously toward Control Freak’s groin. He caught it in between his legs before grunting out. “Okay, you’re starting to piss me off. But I know what gets you, Tamaranean girls, going. It’s getting your ass kicked.”

The fight was a fairly long one, but wholly one-sided. Control Freak had been holding back dramatically when he fought the Titans. This was the first time he truly went all out in a fight as he battered her back and forth with his pure, strengthened body alone. Blackfire liked the same man whom her sister had fallen for, but those feelings began to shift towards a feral attraction to the person who could handle her so easily in a fight.

Fights weren’t as pretty as they were on TV; there was more than one case of a hero or villain being completely stripped naked because their clothes couldn’t handle the stress they were being put under. That was the unfortunate case for Blackfire. Her Tamaranean battle armor hung loosely from her body as she wiped the blood off her lip. She licked her own blood before making one last attack against Control Freak.

He waited patiently for her to fly over to him. At any point, she could have flown away, but her pride wouldn’t let her. And that was why she had Control Freak in a grapple… Which was just her wrapping her legs around his waist. “Fffffffuck me!” Control Freak laughed as he started bouncing her on his cock. As much as Earthlings like to view Tamaraneans as equals, they just weren’t.

Tamaraneans had insatiable sex drives and had to hold back tremendously when fucking a base human. That wasn’t a problem for Control Freak, because he was no longer a base human. Control Freak’s enhanced body was strengthened by nanomachines. Because of that, he could go toe to toe sexually with the sexy orange race.

As he bounced her with more and more force, he showed that he could not only match Blackfire’s sexual appetite but surpass it as well. It was midday when they started, and nighttime when Jinx woke up and wavered on whether to join in or not. She decided it was worth it as the three of their bodies entwined together, Jinx noticed something… She was stronger, and not by a small amount. Blackfire was used to using kid gloves around the weak humans, but as she kept trying harder and harder to tease the grey girl, she realized they were almost equal in power.

Something that shouldn’t have been possible happened. The two girls started to like each other. To be fair, it was hard hating a person who brought you so much pleasure. They both had to work together, but they finally defeated the big, bad Control Freak. The fight had both of them completely worn out, so they decided the best course of action was to snuggle in on either side of the muscular man.

Things began to change for all three of them. Both girls began dating Control Freak, and sometimes each other as well. Jinx found out that the nanomachines were 'injected' into her, which was why she was so strong, and why that bomb that terrorized her for a good portion of her life was broken down and disarmed. That’s why she got revenge and took over the entire organization, turning it from an evil one into one out for profit.

Blackfire finally beat her sister, which was all she really wanted to do. Her mental instability was also cured by the nanomachines. The biggest change was to Control Freak. He wasn’t a virgin, but having two girlfriends mellowed him out dramatically. Honestly, dealing with their own bullshit made it much harder for him to run off and get into trouble like he did in the past.

He became more of a sidekick to the other two villains, who had begun to shift more towards mercenary work than true villainy. Why rob banks when your boyfriend is a millionaire? It meant they only took jobs they liked… It was crazy how differently things turned out from how Control Freak thought they would. He scratched his beard as he tried to figure out how to bring more girls into their relationship. He really should have planned it better… 

Perhaps, now that Raven was back, the three of them could bully the two original orange and grey girls… Nah, he was happy with how things turned out, and sometimes the off-brand is better than the original.