THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 2nd, 2023
Added 2023-03-02 08:01:31 +0000 UTCOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Wild adventures in SELF-PLEASURE! A new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! And, the sad origin story of PORKY PIG!
Comments
The first time I was ever pulled over I was a senior in high school, living within an hour or two of Ralph and Eddie. I was pulled over for my driver side headlight being out. I told the officer it was working that morning, and it was, but it had the tiniest of shorts. He didn't write me up, and as soon as he left I got out, tapped the light cover, and it came back on. That was a little over 20 years ago, it's been a thing out here for us for a while now, got a fix it ticket for a tail light a few years ago, and I guess my ex is just lucky he hasn't been pulled over because lights go out on his Prius all the time, from his license plate lights to his headlights (each of which has, I believe, four different bulbs!)
Mary Schwabel
2023-04-17 18:51:44 +0000 UTCWow itโs crazy that you have to take a Prius to a shop to get the headlight replaced, but even crazier that youโd get a ticket for driving without one! Here in WI you regularly see rust buckets driving on donuts with colored duct tape over the correspondingly-colored lights while the bumper is tied on with string!
Lynn Guerrero
2023-03-09 16:28:59 +0000 UTCIn my defense I did call from my car must have been a bad connection but Iโll take your scorn Ralph!! ๐
John Santizo
2023-03-06 15:18:19 +0000 UTC
