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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 28th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Who was BORN TO BE ALIVE?! We've got WIENER RAGE! And, we present the best ... SEX MACHINES! (Besides ourselves, of course.)




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With the description of every sex machine, I kept imagining the lights flickering and the power going out in the area— the neighbours screaming “Damn it Janet! Get off of the machine during prime time! We’re trying to watch the game!”

Sadina

I seriously hope whoever buys the Thrillhammer is going to call it "Mjolnir". Please make that happen!

G-Unit1111


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