SamSuka
theralphreport
theralphreport

patreon


THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 13th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We present horrors worthy of FRIDAY THE 13TH! Including, a mysterious GARMY GAME SHOW! Terrifying movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the spine-chilling tale of "The Man Who Ate His Own FACE"!


Comments

Chevy is a real twat. Met the cunt at a Penn & Teller show. At the Wiltern theater. He was walking toward me and I held out my hand and said " Mr. Chase I really enjoy your work." At which he spun around 180 degrees and literally ran to the stairs and went down to the next level. Not as a bit. The bright spot of the evening was meeting the beautiful Bernadette Peters. She's so adorable !

Steve

Hugo!!!

Jenny Donalaya Musgrave

“Bad Ronald” reminds me of the Simpsons, treehouse of horror seven and the evil twin that Bart has that is peeping on them around the house. It’s called the thing and I.

Topher Sheckler

I remember an ABC movie back in the 70s it starred the actor, Bernie Casey, it was about gargoyles. It freaked me the hell out.

Catherine Milne

The show saver strikes again!!

Krista Lorenz

Watched the Comics Unleashed episode. Could have used more Eddie and less “Smooth-E.” But all in all, an interesting time capsule.

Dick Anderson

Matt Walsh was already booted off of DWTS ☹️

Lauri Christie

I actually did watch the first 5-6 seasons of the new Hawaii 5-0.

Todd Flora

Interesting Eddie picked ‘Frogs’ and people that live in homes in secret like Bad Ronald are called phroggers… what a coincidence!

Jenny Donalaya Musgrave

I like frogs, Black Sabbath was my first scary experience.

Basil Rathbone

Should the Garmy Game Show be for specific star level and above?

Rob McDonald

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_J._Armes

Yiftach Levy

OMG, ABC TV movies in the 70's were hugely questionable. My answer to your question is ALSO an ABC TV movie. 'Amelia' from the ABC Tuesday Movie of the Week, Karen Black's Trilogy Of Terror! 'Amelia' was the story of a women with an "overbearing mother" (seems to be a common theme here), and a present that her archeologist boyfriend gave her that comes to like and keeps trying to kill her. I spent the next 15 years of my life after seeing this, running and jumping into bed so as to avoid getting grabbed by the killer doll hiding under the bed.

Timm Gleason


More Creators