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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 26th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What's a coffee in the crotch WORTH? All hail UNCLE FESTER! And, 'tis the season for SEX HORROR STORIES!


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I honestly feel bad for that girl that "peed" in the Sex Horror Stories. She was most likely squirting and that guy ruined something awesome for her.

4colourPJ

I mean sure you got shit on, but did you finish?

Garod Wayman

I love this show but the story on the woman who suffered severe and permanent debilitating burns was disgusting. It was dismissive, sexist, and ageist. No one cares if she suffers because she doesn't have a penis to damage and will probably die soon anyway? They think they're joking but they're punching down.

Andrea

Ralph. How in the serious FUCK do you think Grape Nuts taste good?

Eric R Smith

Thank you all for the sweet birthday wishes!! It was an amazing birthday made even more special by all of you!! πŸ₯°β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ

Queen J

I don't know why, but I always laugh so hard when Ralph does a gross segment and Eddie continuously gags.

G-Unit1111

Thanks, I think?, for sharing your knowledge of the Flemish composer and conductor. Oh, my allergies! 🀧 That was funny. Not nearly as funny as Sex U, though! Those stories are legendary! πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ˜„ Great episode guys! Thanks Ralph and Eddie!

Jessica Tittle

If you've never heard of Sister Rosetta Tharpe. Shes Known as the Original Soul Sister and Godmother of rock n roll. Gospel singer with an electric guitar, her playing influenced Chuck Berry. Johnny Cash list goes on. Little Richard said she was his favorite singer as a child. 'UP ABOVE MY HEAD' Is a great place to start if you wanna go down that musical road. Huge favorite of mine. Enjoy.

MANNY TRUJILLO

Happy Birthday fellow Scorpio Queen J πŸ₯³β€οΈ

Patricia H

I love me some Grape Nuts. Ever since I was a teen. And I have mixed it with yogurt.

Jason Howard

Happy birthday Queen J!

Tony King

The mockery of the woman, who was burned by the hot coffee reminds me of the 1994 case of the woman who got burned by hot coffee. I want to see people spill 180-190Β°F coffee in their laps.

Michael Binhack


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