Februdere Audio #9: 🧽
Added 2025-02-22 06:49:28 +0000 UTCEarly access! And just by the way, YOU ARE ALL ENTIRELY TOO NICE TO ME 😭I am so grateful to you all for your seemingly bottomless understanding and patience. Have I said that before? I mean it. I may have slightly burst into tears about it a little bit today; these past few months have been rough, and my listeners' kindness has been a bright spot in all the suck. 💖💖💖
Gentle Yandere Wife Teaches You To Be A Homemaker
After being kidnapped by your obsessed yandere stalker, you married the girl! Willingly! You love your clingy new wife so much, and she works hard to provide for you – too hard. She could use some help around the house, in fact. Luckily you’re always home, being lovingly held "captive" in chains and all, and you're eager to learn how to be a house spouse under her sweet, gentle, and dominant guiding hand!
F4A • Gentle Yandere • So Soft Dom She’s Basically a Pillow • She’s a Kind and Understanding Teacher • Training You to Cook • Praise • Lots of Cooking Sounds • Pet Names • Flirty but 100% Wholesome Yandere Wife • She’s Going to Be An Amazing Mommy Someday • Domestic Bliss • SUPER Willing Listener • Good Darlings Galore
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: Yan-con on reddit
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
Comments
How I imagine the police/Listener encounter went: "What, no, who called you!? Go away before she changes her mind!" "No, I'm not scared of what she'll do, I'm scared of you costing me the best deal of my life!" "She'll feed me, support me emotionally and financially, and I never have to go outside ever again! Also, while she looks cute, her appearance combined with her fanatical devotion make her just. so. HOT! I'm not crazy about the jar of my hair in the kitchen, but otherwise this is a dream come true." "Yeah, I'm 'into it,' whatever, just go before she figures out I'm a normal human being and this is a terrible mistake on her part!" "Thanks, Officer, glad you could see it my way, good talk!"
Aggie
2025-12-31 11:05:37 +0000 UTCI prefer to be a lurker, yet I have to say Vel no matter how many breaks you need to take, how many irl hiccups ill always be here to enjoy your amazing vocal talents. You are my favourite asmr rp artist.
sasafrazz
2025-02-22 16:08:46 +0000 UTCAlright gang, da boss says we've been too understanding and patient such that we've made her cry. Clearly, we must learn to be meaner to ensure we never do it again. We're sorry, Boss. We will do better. 🫡 Serious response: You rock and you deserve all the support you get and more. Stay awesome, Vel. 🖖 P.S. This audio was awesome as always, thanks for dropping another 11/10 banger.
Luke Childers
2025-02-22 08:37:31 +0000 UTC
