Patreon Exclusive: Stealing an Evil, Cursed (Bratty!) Relic
Added 2025-02-01 01:22:09 +0000 UTCHi, hi! Exclusive time! Another will be out tonight. Sorry these weren't out weeks ago! Enjoy.
Stealing an Evil, Cursed (Bratty!) Relic
You're a goblin adventurer with some serious gold lust, searching a dungeon for...for...um...ooh, what's that? The shiny thing over there on the pedestal? Oh! A book! Covered in gold and jewels! Sure, it's probably evil and cursed, what with all the torched corpses surrounding it. Probably full of exploding runes and all sorts of nasty traps! Lucky you can't read, huh? Not so lucky for the evil relic, though...
[F4A] [Magic Book Speaker] [Goblin Listener] [Comedic] [Kidnapping...Booknapping?] [Making Deals] [Trying to Dom You and Boss You Around but Failing] [Ineffectually Demanding and Bratty]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: SplashiestPig on reddit
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; other SFX from https://freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
Comments
Ha! This was so good! Makes me want to do my own booknapping. I’m sure there’s a library nearby 📚
The Punkin King
2025-11-24 13:21:59 +0000 UTC
