TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze // Commentary Schmommentary (VIDEO)
Added 2021-09-06 21:44:45 +0000 UTC
Hey hey Patrons!
Hope you're enjoying your totally radical LABOR DAY!
Working the grill, maybe a few cold ones, or ordering some PIZZA?
If you wanna kick back Morgan, Dustin and Sean with a blast from the tubular past, we got what you need right here (gestures in Pre-Guliani NYC)!!
We're rocking a commentary track for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze!!! A flick we loved as kids and realized might take place in a secret MUSICAL UNIVERSE!

We're loving this throwback on it's 30th Anniversary!
Is Keno the body shamer the TRUE VILLIAN of this flick?
This flick is Casey Jones-less (i.e. way less fuckable) and we're not happy about it!
And how PISSED will Size-Queen Splinter be that Super Muscle Daddy Shredder's hog will go un-touched after he inexplicably offs himself in the dock/club/evil lair!?
Follow the password-protected link to hang!
https://vimeo.com/599091074
Password: WeBelongInThePoopChute
We got a ton of more stuff coming up this week but take a load off and enjoy yourself this Labor Day!
xoxo,
The Watchers in the Bar