Shitty Movie Night: Double Down (2005)
Added 2021-04-11 01:49:48 +0000 UTCHey hey yall!
We're living life in GOD MODE and so is the writer/director/star NEIL BREEN in his CONFOUNDINGLY 4D CHESS OF A BULLSHIT SPY THRILLER LUCID DREAMSCAPE...
DOUBLE DOWN.
This movie, Whew boy, this fucking movie ya'll.
If you ever wanted to know what a 55 year-old "pilled" delusional Boomer with a 35mm camera, a flat-circle sense of the narrative space time continuum, and an UNCOMFORTABLE amount of canned tuna, then holy cheese-eating fuck is Double Down your movie!
Bear witness as Sean, Morgan and Dustin go on a peyote-like vision quest that is this schlock auteur's fever dream of Eco-Terrorism, Skull Wives and POSSIBLE REAL DOCUMENTED KIDNAPPING.
Enter if you fucking dare to watch probably the most confounding thing we've ever watched...
Terrence Malick was a pussy.
Follow this fucking password-protected link if you wanna see with your third fucking eye you fucking fucks.
https://vimeo.com/535367939
Password: BigAssassinDickEnergy
xoxo,
Fucking Tank & the Fucking Drases
Comments
Lolololol π€―π€―π€―
Sean TankTop
2021-04-11 04:20:38 +0000 UTC"We're laughing but this is still like coherent." OH JUST YOU WAIT
Patrick Boyda
2021-04-11 02:24:41 +0000 UTC
