Shitty Movie Night // Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Added 2021-04-22 22:55:58 +0000 UTCHey hey Everyone!
Hope everyone is doing well! We're going Kombat Krazy over here waiting for the new Mortal Kombat, Home Box Office movie film is set to drop!
But we couldn't wait to check out the hard-R-rated goodness that awaits, and we decided to travel back to the dark times of 1997 when Mortal Kombat movies were bloodless, computer effects were in their VERY APPARENT INFANT STAGES, and classic 90's Techno and House reigned supreme!
We're talking about the abysmally wonderful turd that is Mortal Kombat: Annihilation and Sean, Dustin, and Morgan decided to TEST THEIR MIGHT and endure 90 minutes of this hilariously horrendous sequel.
How did this movie cost 10 million dollars more than the original but look worse than an era-appropriate Capri Sun ad? Is the Halloween Store grade Bracka just our first Monster president Baracka Obama?!?! And is Liu Kang (Robin Shu) a good ol' Cajun GATOR BOY FRUM DA BAAAYOU!?!?!?
We about damn lose our damn minds by the end of this thing, hope y'all enjoy!!
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FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Tank-Zero, Dustara and Morgantaro
Comments
Ah nice! Yeah, not even the power of Member Berries can salvage this one!
Sean TankTop
2021-05-04 20:44:50 +0000 UTCSo just for Dustin's sake: remember that Mileena is supposed to be a clone of Kitana with a fucked up Baraka mouth (hence the veil/mask), which is why Sonya thought that she was Kitana. Sonya: Kitana? Mileena: You wish. Doesn't help that they got a girl who looks absolutely nothing like Talisa Soto, and Ms Soto probably gave a firm no to doing that fight scene for any number of reasons. Anyway, this was the MK movie I grew up with, but not even nostalgia can save it for me now.
Vlad3163
2021-05-04 01:22:49 +0000 UTC
