Damsel Simulator now on Steam $4.99!
Added 2016-04-01 19:47:53 +0000 UTCHey guys! I got exciting news back from Gabe Newell himself,
Heavensystem's Damsel Simulator has got the Greenlight from the Steam
community and is now available for early access on Steam!
The game is $4.99 and will put YOU in the place of my famous damsels!
Featuring:
Always on DRM, day one DLC, Microtransactions, in game ads, season
passes, and everything else we hate about the current generations video
games!
Comments
Its a secret to everyone!
Sozokureed
2016-04-03 21:25:29 +0000 UTChm I cant find it via Steam? .... strange ..... ;))
Smuttty
2016-04-03 20:44:06 +0000 UTCHehehe, I thought I would make it a little less believable, but still believable enough...
Sozokureed
2016-04-02 00:09:01 +0000 UTCWell you had my money up until that last paragraph...though I'd probably still pay for "more damsels and gear" expansions!
Jazz
2016-04-01 20:03:59 +0000 UTC
