Reality Bender

Reality Bender.

Jade blinked her eyes to try and stay away as the man on the stage droned on. “And I promise that my new breakthrough in sleepwear technology will help every single one of you here today get a better night's sleep.” He waved his pale hand in front of the crowd. “And you know that everyone here is looking to get in some extra hours in the morning, right.”

An angry voice rang up from the crowd. “Just get on with it. We don’t have all day. And you’re stupid stand is blocking the entrance to our apartment so say what you will and leave.”

The man pulled at the collar of his poorly made suit and turned around. “Don’t worry.” He opened a steel trunk behind him. “We are almost done here.” Jade yawned as he threw out a few cardboard boxes. “I guess I can skip this. Don’t need these graphs.” He pulled out a pillow. “Ahh, here we are.” He turned around. “This, my good people, will change everything you know about sleep.”

The same angry voice rang out from the crowd. “That is just a pillow, you fool.”

He held up his hands and waved the pillow about. “No, seriously. I have enhanced this to make your nightly journey into the great beyond a much more fulfilling trip. There are sensors inside that will help lull you into sleep and keep you in. Not only that, but they will delve into your dreams and keep you in such a relaxed state that nothing can wake you. Not even if you have to use the restroom.”

The crowd laughed at him. “That sounds ludicrous.”

“What a hack.”

“Let us into our apartment already.”

He slammed his foot down onto the stage. “No, really.” He scanned the small gathering and spotted Jade. “You miss. You look like you have missed one too many good nights' rest.”

Jade help up her pale hands. “I just want to get inside and lie down. I don’t want to be a part of this, please.”

“No, I insist please come up her miss.”

Jade shook her head and blinked her blue eyes. “Please no. Leave me out of this.”

She felt a shoulder bump into her, and a feminine voice spoke up. “Hey, lady, if this gets us into the building, then humor the crazy man.”

“But I. . .” She was suddenly pushed forward. “Hey.” Jade shook her head as she walked up the stage. “Fine, let’s get this over with.”

He took her hand and shook it. “Great. Happy to meet you umm. . .”

“Jade.” She yawned.

“Perfect. I am Cal.”

“I know.” She put her hands into her jean pockets.

Cal dragged his table forward. “Now, Jade, can you please lie down on this table and rest your head on this pillow? It will be for just a moment.”

“If I fall asleep, it will be for more than just a moment.”

He held up his hand. “I am just asking you to feel, not sleep right now.”

She pulled herself up onto the table. “Well, what I am feeling is a hard and rough waste of time.” The crowd burst into laughter, and she covered her ears. “If I knew I was going to make people laugh, I would have kept quiet. Ugh.”

Cal pulled out the pillow and set it on the table.

“That is all very nice and good. Now can you please test out this product?” He lowered his voice. “Before people decide that they want to test out how much of a beating my hide can take?”

Jade sighed. “Fine.” She moved her long dark hair to the side and rested her head on the pillow. “As long as this means I can get into my apartment.” She closed her eyes and rested on the pillow, immediately drifting off.

***

Jade found herself floating in a sea of clouds. Ahead of her stood a strange-looking house made out of vials. “That is strange.” She stood up and walked towards it. “What in the world would something like this be doing here?”

When she reached the doorway, she noticed that it was comprised of bottles all marked with different says. Enlargement, Shrinking, Drink Me for a Bunny Good Time. Jade shook her head as she looked at them. “What in the world could these be.” As she picked one out of the doorway marked Spicy Good Time. “Huh, weird?” She dropped the bottle into her pocket. “Maybe, I will save this for later.” The world suddenly went dark.

***

Light filled her world. “What happened?”

Cal stood over her. “I was trying to wake you for a good half hour. You just fell asleep.”

A bottle hit her in the face. “That jerk Cal wouldn’t let us in into he got you awake.”

Jade sat up. “I am sorry. It was just so easy to fall asleep. And I had the most vivid dream.”

Cal smiled. “Yep. My dreamscape pillow will help you focus in on your dreams and make them a reality. Neat little thing.”

She picked it up. “I don’t care about that. It just helped me fall into a nice deep slumber almost immediately. That is good enough for me.” She slid off the table and grabbed the pillow. “Now, I will be on my way up to my apartment.”

Cal narrowed his amber eyes. “Aren’t’ you going to pay me for that merchandise?”

“Hey, buddy. You gave me a free sample. I have my lice all over it. Do you really want it back?”

“Lice?” He jumped back. “Umm ya. You can keep it.” He dragged his table away from the entrance to the building. “I need to find someone I know to help me market so this stops happening. Stop giving away free samples, Cal.”

Before she could move, the crowd rushed past her and into the building. As they rushed by her, she spun around like a top. “Wohoh.” She held onto her pillow for dear life until she came to a stop. “Yeshh.” Jade sighed. “Can’t you people be calm and patient?”

She sighed and followed them inside. “Time to get some sleep. Need to be well rested for my wonderful, oh wonderful job tomorrow.” She shook her head. “I hate my life.” She hit the elevator button. “That little stunt by Cal even made it, so I will have to go straight to bed after dinner. Great. I was looking forward to some me time tonight.” She held her dreamscape pillow in her hands. “I hope you are worth it in the long run.”

The elevator door opened, and Jade sauntered into it. “That dream, though, was so strange.” She hit the button for the third floor.” I have never had such a vivid dream before. I felt like I was right there. I was so strange.” She reached into her pocket and felt a small bottle. “Huh?”

Jade pulled out a glass vial marked Spicy Good Time. “It is the bottle from my dream. How did this get into my pocket?” She held the bottle up to her face as the elevator came to a stop. “Is this thing even real?” The doors slowly opened, and she could see someone on the other side. “Oh, crap.” Jade hide the vial back into her pants pocket. “Hello, Mr. Elon.”

“Jade.” He walked into the elevator. “How’s work.”

She slid the elevator under her armpit and slipped by her. “Hell as always. Hope you have a good night.”

“Well, they haven’t moved me to the graveyard shift yet, so there is that.”

Jade laughed as she walked down the hallway. “Huh.” A few moments later, she found herself in front of her doorway. “Finally.” She pulled out her key from her pack pocket. “After a lot of nonsense, I can finally have some me time.” She unlocked her door and pushed open her creaky door. “One of these days, I am going to get this thing oiled.”

She walked inside and slammed the door behind her before locking the deadbolt. “Hmm, what should I have for dinner?” Jade pulled out her phone. “I am feeling a good fast food night. It is already too late to cook something. Hmm, let’s see. Which pizza place should I order from? Ahh, here we are, Pappa Tonys.” She scrolled through her contacts. “I can feel one of their hot pepperoni pizzas in my stomach right about now.”

The phone began to ring, and she tapped her foot. “Hello? Yes, I would like to order one medium . . . no, make it a large double pepperoni pizza. Yes, I would love some sauce. Apartment room 35 on Miller Road. Thank you.  Have a swell day.” She hung up. “Ok, now let’s see what to do. I have a half-hour to kill while they deliver my pizza.” She put her hands into her pockets. “Oh yes.”

She pulled out the vial and set it on the table. “Let’s see what exactly you are, shall we?” Jade dipped her hand inside, and when she pulled her finger out, it was covered in strange green sauce. “Huh?” She raised it to her lips and licked her fingers. “Hmm, not much taste.” Her eyes went wide as heat flooded her mouth. “Ohh god! Hot.” She dropped the bottle and rushed into the kitchen.

“Water, I need water.” She opened a cabinet and grabbed a glass cup. “Oh god, it is spreading down my throat.” She rushed over to the sink and filled up the cup before sending the cooling liquid into her mouth. “Oh god.” She filled her glass once more. “That was intense.”

Jade wiped the sweat from her forehead as she drank some more water. “That was some of the spiciest sauce I have ever had in my life. I am almost hesitant to try that again.” She took a deep breath as she sipped some more water. “Wow, and to think that came from a dream? I think? That weird salesman didn’t just slip that under my pillow when I was sleeping, did he?” She set the bottle down on the table.

“If it did come from that dreamscape pillow thing, what else could I conjure up? Oh god, I am almost excited to go to bed now. Maybe I could bring forth a bunch of money or something else. Give myself a kitty? Who knows?” Jade laughed. “Now I wish that pizza was here so I could try things out.”

She walked into the other room and sighed. “What am I going to do with this excess hot sauce, though?” She picked up the jar. “I have to find a use for it somehow. Hmm, I will figure it out later.”

***

The doorbell rang, and Jade rushed to the door. “Just a moment.” She adjusted her shirt before she opened the door to see a young man in a Pappa Tonys uniform standing before her with her pizza. He spoke in a monotone voice. “One double pepperoni pizza?”

“Yes.” She reached for her food, but he pulled away and held out his other hand.

“Money first. I won’t have thieves on my watch.”

She shook her head. “Fine.” She reached into her pocket and muttered under her breath. “Carol never distrusted me when she delivered pizza before.” She handed the young man the money. “Here.”

“Well, that is why the lady was fired.” He handed Jade the food and walked away.

She rolled her eyes and shut her door. “Well, have a good day to you too.” She opened her pizza. “At least the food smells good.” She walked into the kitchen and sat down. “Time to dig in.”

Jade quickly ate through her pizza, savoring each bite. While not the best she had ever had, it was decent enough for her tastes. After consuming two slices, she bagged the rest up and tossed them into her refrigerator. “I will have enough leftovers for the entire week now, which is good as I can’t eat another bite.” She stretched her arms and yawned. “Ok, now to finally drift off and get some sleep.

She walked towards her bedroom, picking up the dreamscape pillow on the way. “I hope this thing helps me get a peaceful night's sleep. And if I get something nice from my dream, it will be all the better for it.”

She threw the pillow onto the bed before jumping onto it. Jade stretched her arms as her eyes began to droop. “I don’t even think I can take my clothes off. I am so tired.” She fluffed up her pillow before resting her head. “I just hope I remembered to lock the door.” Finally, Jade drifted off into sleep.

***

Jade found herself floating once again in the clouds. She immediately ran towards the strange house and flung the door wide open. “What interesting things could be waiting for me this time?”

A massive vial stood on top of a table made of glass bottles. Jade walked forward and examined the label. “Drink Me, and you will expand your body.”

She scratched at her head. “Just what could that mean?” Jade picked up the bottle and held it up to her face. “Expand what parts of my body? Well, I guess there is only one way to find out, I guess.”

***

Her eyes burst open as the giant vial looked over her, and green liquid poured over her like a flood. “Hey.” She swallowed the strange liquid as she batted the bottle off of her body. “Hugh what a way to wake up. Now I am all wet.” She sighed. “And I didn’t even get to see how that potion worked in my dream.” Jade waved her arms. “My clothes and sheets are soaked now. I wish I could have saved at least some of that potion. Now I am going to have to dream up some more.”

She slid off her bed. “Great. Just great.” Jade made her way over to the window and slid it open. She shielded her eyes as the morning light pierced its way through her fingertips.

“It is already morning? I just dozed off for a little bit. I need to get ready for work.” She turned around. “Holy crap.”

She tossed off her wet clothes and hurried over to her dresser. “Where did I put that uniform? Oh, here it is.” Jade yanked out a blue and grey uniform. “Perfect.”

She quickly slid on the pants. “Ugh, what the hell? Why can’t I zip these things up? Come on.” She squeezed her waist, and finally, she managed to zip her pants up. “Ugh. God finally.” She took a deep breath. “These pants are usually way too loose.”

She bent over to pick up her shirt when she heard a sudden tearing sound. “What was that?” As she stood back up with her shirt in hand, she scratched at her head. “I must be going crazy.” Jade walked into the bathroom. “Just get it together. Aurghhh.”

She turned to get a better look at the giant hole located on her ass in the mirror. “How did this happen?” She used her right hand to touch her rear end. “My butt is huge. Holy hell, I am lucky this tight thing can hold my uniform at all.” She shook her head. “This can’t be happening.” She swayed back and forth. “My ass even jiggles now? Oh god.”

Jade slid her shirt on. “Well, I guess I can just work the drive-through today. Then people shouldn’t see me.” She adjusted her hair as she felt pressure grow on her chest. “Yes, I think I will do that today.” Jade narrowed her eyes as she noticed her breasts slowly swelling. “Oh god, what is happening to me?” She took a few steps away from the mirror. “What did I just drink?” She looked down at her chest. “My body is swelling up.”

She blinked her eyes. “Expand your body?” Jade turned around, and her butt slammed into the side of the sink. “I wish I knew this ahead of time that expand your body meant to expand your boobs and butt.” She grabbed her breasts. “I could have asked for a more fitting uniform. Besides, I don’t need everyone learning at me at work. Hopefully, this is as big as they are going to get.” Jade sighed. “I don’t need them getting any larger.” She groaned. “Or any more sensitive. They are going to kill me at work today.”

She looked over at the clock. “Oh god, I almost forgot. I need to get to work.” She turned around and rushed back into her bedroom. “I will worry about this later.” She slipped on her shoes. “I need to hurry.”

Once her shoes were on, she hurried out into the next room, grabbed her purse, keys and rushed out the door.

***

Sometime later, Jade found herself at Jersy Shersy, the fast-food restaurant where she worked at. As she walked through the door, her manager, Arnold, yelled at her.

“Jade, where have you been? We open in less than fifteen minutes.”

“I am sorry.” She made her way into the kitchen area and inhaled the hazy fumes from the deep fryer. “I had some issues at home.”

“I am sick and tired of you blaming this on your piss poor sleep.” Arnold pushed his way between two other employees to stand before her, his dark blue eyes staring into her soul. “I am already down two people because it is their damn vacation or something. Why can’t people just not take vacations? It would be so much better for the world.” He looked at her chest. “Is there something different about you?”

“Umm, no.”

“I swear there is.” He tapped his finger on his tan chin. “I just can’t think of it.”

“Hey, boss man.” Arnold turned his head. “The damn fryer is on the frits again.”

“Well, fix it. I am going to take it out of all of your budgets if you broke it again so early.”

Jade sighed. “Ok, well, that went well.” She squeezed her way to the back of the building. “Let’s see what I have to do today.” Her eyes went wide. “Crap.

Run the register until lunchtime.” She looked down at her chest. “Ughhhh. I am going to have people learning at me all day. Just great.”

She turned around and sighed. “Well, the sooner I start, the sooner I can finish.”

She felt warmth radiate throughout her body as she took a step forward. “Phew, someone turned on the heat.” As she walked towards the cash register, she could feel her uniform tighten onto her body. “Ugh, oh god. Please no.”

“Hey, Jade, are you alright?”

She turned her head. “Hey, Pat. I am umm.” She wiped the sweat from her face.

“Fine. Why?”

“I don’t know. I just feel like I would be called crazy for coming into work in as high heels as you have.”

“What are you talking about?” She looked down at the ground and noticed just how far away it now was. “What in the world?”

Pat shook his head, his dark hair falling in front of his face. “Look, I have to go clean the damn toilets.” He turned around. “Just stop being weird, ok.”

She shook her head. “I umm.” Jade clenched her hand into a fist. “Never mind.”

She turned around, and her hips knocked over a plate of uncooked hamburgers. “Fuck.” She hurried down the tight hallway. “I need to get out of here before anyone notices that was me.”

Finally, Jade arrived at the cash register. She sighed and looked at the clock. “Just one minute until the doors open. Ok, you can do this.” She took a deep breath in and then exhaled, her head suddenly hitting the ceiling. “Oww.”

The doorbell rang as the first customers walked in. Jade shook her head; she bent down, and the rip in her pants grew even more. “Hello and welcome to Jersey Shersy. How can I help you today?” She winced as her uniform suddenly split open from her growing breasts.

The young woman in front of her gasped. “Oh my god. What kind of promotion campaign are you running?”

Jade threw her arms over her chest. “I am so sorry, miss.” Her backside split open as her ass burst apart her uniform. “I am having a bit of a wardrobe malfunction.” She raised her voice as her growing body slammed into the side of the counter. “Can I please have some help up here?”

“What in the world is going on here?” Arnold pushed his way towards the front of the store. “We just started for the day, and you are already having issues, Jade? What in the living hells?” He looked up to see her as her nipples pierced through her uniform. “What is going on?”

“I am having a swelling problem.” The customer ran out of the store as Jade twisted around and platted her ass on the counter. “What does it look like?”

“Well, stop it. You are driving my business away.”

She threw her arms to the side, knocking the cash register to the floor. “What exactly do you want me to do about it?” The seams began to come undone on her uniform as her breasts continued to swell. “If you have any bright ideas on how to make this stop, I am all ears.”

He turned around and pulled out his phone. “Yes, can you connect me with the police department? There is a crazy woman wrecking my store.”

Her eyes went wide as her back pressed against the ceiling. “What are you doing?”

“Yes, please come quickly.” She bent over and picked him up. “Help me. I am under threat. By what?” He scratched at his chin. “You wouldn’t believe me. Just hurry.”

Jade threw him across the room in anger. “How could you? Uggghh.” She was forced down onto all fours as she ran out of space. Her pants split apart, and her giant ass pressed against the ceiling, causing it to crack.

“If you break this place, you are going to pay out the nose to repair it.”

“Ughhh.” The building shook as her body continued to grow. Finally, Jade burst through the walls and out to freedom. She stood up tall and proud, her uniform finally tearing in half as her swollen breasts burst forth. “Oh god, what have I done.” She bent down and picked through the rubble. “Is everyone alright?”

“Ugh, what in the world happened?” Pat’s voice lifted through the air. “This is the last time I clean anyone's restroom.”

Jade sighed. “Phew. I don’t think anyone’s hurt.” She looked down at her chest. “Oh fuck I am huge.” She touched her breasts. “These things are like giant watermelons on my body. Oh god, I can hardly stand up straight.” Jade looked around. “And it doesn’t help that I must be about forty or fifty feet tall now.”

She noticed a camera flash from below. “And someone that will be sued for this.” She narrowed her eyes at Arnold. “I hope that you have good insurance, Jade.”

She reached down and picked him up. “I am getting sick and tired of you.” She smiled. “And you know what?”

“What?”

“I do need someone to help rub out this growing itch between my breasts. They are ohh so sensitive, and well, I think that you can help.”

“But I. . .”

She thrust him into her cleavage. “Ohh god. That feels soooo good.” She used Arnold to rub her boobs back and forth. “Ohh yess.” She sat down on a nearby car. “Ohh god!

Fuck. This feels so good.” Her eyes suddenly went wide.

“Hey, Pat.”

“Huh?”

“Can you help me with something?” She took her hand out of her bosom, and she smiled as she felt Arnold continue to squirm in between her boobs. “I need someone to help me out while I am stuck at this size.”

“I don’t see what I could do.”

She walked over to him. “I know what you could do.” She picked him up. “It would only take a moment. It isn’t that hard. Let me show you.” She rubbed him back and forth against her breasts as she slowly continued to grow.

“Ahh.”

“Hey, what are you doing?”

“Shhh. No talking.”

She groaned. “Just let me do my magic.” She felt a tingling sensation spread throughout her body from his touch. “Oh yes. Yess!”

She suddenly dropped Pat, who fell into the space between her breasts. “Oops.”

She giggled. “Well, what a place to fall. I will possibly fish you out later.” Jade laughed. “Ohhh, what a feeling. I think I can learn to get used to this. I just need to find that pillow again. It needs to give me more wonderful gifts.” She stood up. “In the meantime, I need to find more little wonderful people to share this glorious experience with.”