Fifty Foot Delivery Service NSFW

This is the next Fredricks Fancy story.  I couldn't upload any rough drafts for this as the internet has been on the frits but here is the early version.  I will put  up the other version tomorrow hopefully on DA.  This will come to DA on May 23rd.

Fifty Foot Delivery Service

I thumbed through my phone. I was looking for someone who was hiring in town as it was about time I went back to work. This wouldn’t solve my living arrangement issues with Carien as I stayed with her until things calmed down between Fredricks Fancy and me, but the money I did have coming in was drying up. Fredricks Fancy finally decided to encourage me to come to them; they would stop paying me my royalties. I had no intention of running to them and becoming a lab rat of theirs, but I did need money to get me by.

Suddenly my phone rang, causing me to drop the darn thing. After I composed myself, I bent over and picked it up and answered, “Hello?”

“Is this Sarah Collinsworth?”

“Yes, who is this?”

“Jeffery. Jeffery Telsmark.”

I crossed my arms. “Aren’t you the person who runs the postal service in the county?

I didn’t do something wrong, did I?”

“Oh no. I was calling to see if you wanted a job.”

I clenched my fists.  I have a job offer. Keep it together, Sarah.

“Why is that?”

“Well, I am always looking for new and innovative ways for our drivers to deliver our packages on time. Drones were the craze of the last few years, and we have been figuring out how to implement them. But I have seen your commercials, and it got me thinking. What if you came to work for me?”

“So I assume you want me to grow into a giant and deliver your packages?”

“Yes, sir ree.”

“Look, I tell this to everyone that tries to use my size-changing habits; I can’t really control if I grow or shrink, or I might even transform into something.”

“That is totally fine. If you shrink, you can help out at the office for the day. And if something else happens, consider it a paid day off.”

“Wow, I have never had someone so accommodating before.”

“Well, you will help us out a great deal. Having someone who can grow as massive as you will cut down our delivery times, and when you shrink, you can help us deal with some sensitive situations at the office. We get quite a few people sending us threat mail, and well, it would be nice for someone who can fit inside the package to make sure it is what is on the label before we umm. . .”

“You want to do what exactly?”

“We can talk about it later. Do you want the job?”

“Well, I don’t exactly get jobs every day where people let me enjoy changing in size. I will take it.”

“Good. Come down to my office later today, and we can get things straightened out. Maybe even have you go on your first delivery route?”

“Ya, sure.”

“Happy for you come on board.” He hung up.

I sighed.  I just hope that this doesn’t turn out as bad as the last people who wanted to use me for my unique abilities. I shook my head.  Also, what am I going to do? Why did I just accept that job when it will just make my spontaneous size changing and transformations worse?  I slumped down on the couch.  I guess I have to accept that this is my life now.

I am always going to be in flux.

I heard the front door creak open. “Sarah? I am home.”

Carien walked into the room and threw her purse down onto the table. “I am going to go clean up, and then do you want to go out for dinner? I thought we could—“

I stood up. “Sorry, but I have to head out to the other end of town. I got a job offer.”

She crossed her arms, wrinkling her work outfit.

“We set time aside today so we could go on another date.”

“I know, and we will, but I was just offered a job. It is very sudden and out of the blue.

I will be back before you know it.”

Carien narrowed her eyes. “Alright. But you are going to pay for dinner then.” She paused. “Wait, what is this new job?”

“Umm, I am going to work at the Telsmark Postal Service.”

“Why is that urgent?”

“They need a giant lady apparently to run all over town and deliver packages, so I get an easy job.”

Carien tried to speak, her hand opening and closing. She finally just turned around and headed for the stairwell. I sighed. “I will be back as soon as I can.” I walked to the door, grabbed my jacket, and walked out into the frigid air.

***

As I drove into the Telsmark Postal Service parking lot, Jeffery was standing outside waiting for me. He was a round, dark-skinned man who smiled as I drove in. He had a blue uniform on with grey pants, which matched his balding hairline. “Hello, glad you could make it.”

I parked and stepped out of my vehicle. “Hi. It is nice to meet you finally.”

He nodded. “Same here. I am a big fan of your work.”

I sighed. “I didn’t intentionally do most of those commercials.”

“Still, you were great. And I know you will be great working here.”

“So, did you want to show me around or something?”

Jeffery shook his head. “No. We don’t need to show you inside until you actually have a shrinking day. Until then, you will be working outside, carrying our cargo around.”

“Ok.”

“In fact, if it isn’t too much of a bother, you can get started today. We have something that needs to go out now, and one of my drivers called in sick at the last minute. You would be a lifesaver.”

“I have a date later tonight.”

Jeffery waved his hand. “Do this one delivery and then walk over to your date. I am sure they don’t mind you being a bit big for the night.”

“I don’t. . .”

“I will pay you double for the day.”

“Ugh. . .” I tapped my foot on the ground. I needed the money, that wasn’t a secret, but I couldn’t just run out on Carien. Maybe I could just run this package across town real quick and then go on our date.  I hope she wouldn’t mind if I came back a few feet taller than before.

“Alright. I will do it.”

“Ok then.” Jeffery moved his arms back and forth. “How does this work. What do we need to do to make you grow?”

“Do you have any Fredricks Fancy products around?”

He nodded. “Yes. I have to keep them stocked because Beth has an addiction to the sparkling water they make.” He shook his head. “It is a bit crazy if you ask me. Follow me.”

He took me inside the primary office. There was an old fashion ceiling fan directly above a checkered patterned rug. Jeffery walked behind the main counter and into the back room, later emerging with a Fredricks Fancy Sparkling Water bottle. “Here you are. What are you going to do with it?”

“I have an umm, reaction when I drink this.”

“Well then. Just make sure you grow outside. I don’t want the property damaged.”

I nodded. I didn’t think outgrowing the office of my new job was a good idea anyway.

I took the bottle, drinking the contents as I stepped out the door. I could feel my skin shiver as I walked, the product taking effect already.  Wow, I no longer have to wait anymore for the magic to happen.

My skin felt like rubber as I began to grow. My clothing became skin-tight as my skin stretched outward. Sweat dripped down the back of my neck as my feet tore through my shoes. “Ohh.” I ran my hands over my body, feeling my skin as it expanded. I loved how my body felt as it grew.

The buttons on my jacket popped off one by one as my nipples hardened. I took in deep breaths, trying to keep my primal urges under control. My jacket tore in half, falling to the ground as my jeans ripped apart. I was now left in my bra and undergarments. I rubbed my sensitive breasts as I continued to grow, soaking in the moment. My bra became tighter and tighter but did not snap as my growth came to a stop. I sighed and looked around. I was a good fifty feet tall.  Wow, that is some stretchy fabric.

I took a step, and my panties ripped in half, flying into the doorway of the Telsmark Postal Service office. “Opps.” I giggled as I looked down at Jeffery. “So you wanted me to do a job?”

He shook his head. “Umm ya. You see that truck? The one your heel pressed against the wall?”

I took a few steps forward. I hadn’t even noticed that I had pressed a vehicle against the side of a building while growing. “Oh, sorry. I can be a bit clumsy when I grow like that.”

He shrugged. “Ok, well, I need you to take the package inside over to the Yestel Pretzel shop on Stadium Drive.”

I picked up the truck and held it under my armpit.

“No problem.”

Jeffery waved to me. “Good luck.”

I nodded as I ran. I was careful of where I stepped, not wanting to crush any vehicles as I made my way through town. Still, I had quite a few people honking at me as my foot landed in the middle of the intersection.

“Hey, watch where you are stepping.”

“Put some clothes on.”

“Hey, babe, can you carry me like you carry that truck?”

I rolled my eyes and hurried on my way.  You are lucky I have someplace to be, or I might get you back for that creepy comment.

After a few minutes, I arrived at the Yestel Pretzel shop. As I set the truck down, I realized I had no idea how to get the package out of the truck. “Crap.” I knelt down, my legs extending out into the road as I tried to open up the doors on the vehicle. I could hear people yelling at me and honking their horns. “Just a minute.” I ripped off the door and threw it to the side. “I guess that will come out of my paycheck.”

Suddenly I felt someone run into my left leg. “Oww.” I spun around and grabbed the culprit, letting him fall into my hand. “What do you think you are doing?”

“You are making me late for work, you giant umm. . .”

I narrowed my eyes at him. “I said I would just be a minute. Now I am going to have a bruise from where you rammed your car into me.”

“Look, lady, I am sorry.” He waved his arms.

I set him down but made sure to flip his car over first. “There. Have a nice day.” I then spun around and shimmied the package out of the truck and stood up, ignoring the man’s bellyaching. I walked over and knocked on the roof of the pretzel shop.

“I am from the Telsmark Postal Service, and I have a package for you.”

I watched as Matt walked out in his Yestel Prestel uniform. He stared up at me. “Oh fuck. It’s you.”

I dropped the package at his feet. “I am happy to see your sorry ass as well.

What are you even doing here?”

“Fredricks Fancy forced the Yestel Pretzel Company out of the mall, so I had to be moved here.” He picked up the package. “What about you? Come to break down this place as well?”

“I am your delivery person. Get used to it.”

He shook his head. “Put some clothing on, or I will make sure your new boss has you fired.”

I narrowed my eyes. “Good luck with that.”

He turned around and walked inside. “I still plan on getting you back for destroying my house, Sarah.”

I sighed. “I didn’t do that, but you still need to pay for blowing me up like a human balloon.”

I turned around and ran for Carien’s house. There was only farmland and small sections of forest in between me and her house now.

A few minutes later, I came to a screeching halt in her driveway. I bent over and knocked on her door with my pinky finger. “Carien, I am back.”

She walked out of the door in a fancy blue dress and sparkly red heels. “Sarah.

Oh my god. What happened? You are almost naked?”

“I had a job to do. I umm outgrew my clothes again.”

“But our date? I had a reservation set up and everything.”

I picked her up and set her on my right boob. “Hey, we can still go on a date tonight.”

“I won’t get my deposit back. You are going to cost me a lot of money.”

“Let’s still go.”

“But you just have a bra on.”

I shrugged. “As long as I am with you, I don’t care.”

Carien giggled. “That is why I like you, Sarah.” She nuzzled against my chest. “Ok, let’s go.”

I smiled as she wormed her way down into my bosom. Tonight was going to work out after all, despite growing into a giantess.