Giantess Moon Opertation

Giantess Moon Operation.

Brenda stared off at the rocket in the distance. “I can’t believe we are really doing this.”

Sonya clasped her hand around Brenda’s right shoulder. “Hey, it’s been three long years in the making.” She pointed up to the sky. “We will finally fly up into the heavens and explore that strange landmass that is circling our planet. We will find out where it came from and why it looks so much like a gigantic woman.” Sonya rubbed her hands together. “And more importantly, if there is anything of value up there for us to bring back down here to earth.”

Brenda chuckled. “I don’t think that strange object orbiting the planet is a woman.

How could it be?”

Sonya crossed her arms. “What, you didn’t read the news reports from the early 2000s?

About that woman who never stopped growing?”

Brenda sat down on the bench and pulled out her space suit. “That is a tale they tell to kids to make sure they don’t do drugs.” She waved her finger about. “If you overdose, you might start growing and growing until you are carried off into space. So be careful young ones.” She laughed. “You can’t really believe such foolish wives’ tales, right?”

Sonya shrugged her shoulders as she began to dress for the mission. “I don’t know. I heard that it might have really happened. I know someone who—

“So, this is why we are delayed.” A small man with a goatee entered the room. “Our star pilots are gossiping instead of getting into their space suits.”

Sonya jumped to her feet, almost tripping over her suit. “Mr. Kelkin, sir. We were just. . .”

He held up his hand. “Save it. Just be ready as soon as you can. This mission to explore that strange satellite orbiting the earth is going to set us back almost a billion dollars.” He slammed his hand against one of the blue lockers. “Do you hear me? Almost a billion greenbacks. I don’t need things to be messed up because the people piloting the rocket are doing god’s knows what in the showers.”

Brenda held up her hand. “Be we are not anywhere near the shower.”

Mr. Kelkin turned around. “Locker room, showers. It doesn’t make any difference. You two are slowing things down.” He took a deep breath. “So, I want to see you strapped up and ready to go in twenty minutes. Do you hear me?” They both nodded their heads. “Good.

Now I have some very important people to keep happy while you both get your asses into that shuttle. Have a nice rest of your day.” He walked out of the room. “Why can’t I ever work with people who know what the hell they are doing? Just for once, can things go a little according to plan? Fuck!”

Sonya giggled as she looked over at Brenda. “Well, I guess we should hurry.

Don’t want to keep Mr. tight britches waiting.”

Brenda laughed. “Ya, I guess not.” She slipped on her space suit. “What do you think we will find up there, though?”

“I don’t know. Space rocks and other junk. I am guessing stuff like they bring back from the moon.”

“But this is a totally unknown satellite object that has moved to orbit our plant within the last twenty years. So, it has to be something juicy. Not just boring Moon junk.”

Sonya laughed. “So, you are excited to go now?”

“No, I just. . .” Brenda slid her helmet on. “I just think that an unexplored new moon, as they are calling it, could have some valuable discoveries.” She shrugged. “And we could be famous. We just have to be very careful.”

The two ladies walked out of the room. “What do you mean careful? You don’t think that we might hit a deposit of some weird mineral that might make you grow.” She held out her arms. “Oh my, look out.” Sonya laughed as Brenda held her hand over her chest.

“No, of course not. That is crazy, and the people who think that crazy moon up there has anything to do with that children’s story are insane.” She took a deep breath. “But I think we should be careful all the same.”

“Right. Don’t worry, we will be careful. We have to be. It is a journey to the surface of a place that isn’t our own. We have to take the utmost precautions, as anything can happen.”

***

Brenda closed her eyes as she was strapped into her seat. “Has the countdown started?”

Sonya flipped the countless switches in the cockpit. “Almost.”

Brenda shook her head, her long red hair brushing against her shoulders. “Well, I’m not opening my eyes until we are in the atmosphere. I just hate this part.”

Sonya sighed and leaned back in her chair. “How you were cleared for this mission, I will never know.”

“Ok, ladies. Are you ready?” Mr. Kelkin appeared on the screen; his face unusually jubilant as he rubbed his stubby hands together. “It is time to make history. It is time to show the world what has been hovering above our planet for the last two decades.”

Sonya nodded her head. “Yes, we are.”

“Good. Then it’s time to start the countdown and get you two into space. We will be watching and cheering for you from the ground. Good luck and God’s speed.”

As a one-minute timer appeared on the screen in front of them, Sonya turned to look at Brenda. “Are you ready?”

She shook her head. “No. A thousand times no.”

“Well, it’s less than a minute now.”

Brenda opened her eyes. “What?” She gripped the side of her seat as she realized there was only thirty seconds for her to be on planet Earth. “Oh god.

Oh god!”

“Calm down. It’s ok.” Sonya lowered her voice. “Besides, everyone can see you.”

Five. Four. Three. Two. One!

They both gripped the sides of their seats as the rocket’s engines lit up. Slowly they were launched into the air, faster and faster. Despite her objections, Brenda couldn’t close her eyes as she watched the clouds whizzing by. Soon the bright blue sky gave way to the dark void of space, and the thrusters detached from the shuttle. The pressure that slammed the two ladies into their seats subsided, and they could move freely about the shuttle.

Brenda took a deep breath. “Finally.” As the zero gravity took over and her hair moved freely about the room, she sighed. “The worst of it is over.”

Sonya unbuckled herself and drifted around the cockpit. “We will see.

We still have to land this baby on the satellites surface.” She put her arms behind her head. “And take some samples. We have a lot of leg work ahead of us.”

“I can handle leg work. Don’t you worry.” Brenda narrowed her eyes and waved her hand. “Sonya? Hey, are you listening to me?”

“Look.”

Brenda followed Sonya’s hand and gasped as she looked out the window. Ahead of them was the most enormous ass they had ever seen. “What in the world?” She floated to the window and looked at the colossal figure floating there. “This can’t be real.”

Sonya shook her head. “I think it is. It is an enormous woman floating around the earth. I. . .” She took a deep breath. “I don’t know what to say.”

Brenda laughed. “We can’t really land on it; I mean her.” Brenda gulped. “What if she tries to crush us with her mountain-sized hands. We need to abort. I say abort.”

Sonya slapped Brenda across the cheek. “It’s too late. We need to bring back some proof that there is a giantess orbiting our planet.” She gulped. “I wonder what she has been doing for all these years. Is she alive. And if she is, why hasn’t she cracked the earth open like an egg.” Sonya shivered. “This is so very terrifying to think about.”

“Well, I’m not even sure if I want to land. Where are we even going to set this shuttle down.” Brenda crossed her arms. “We are definitely not going to land on those ass cheeks.”

“Of course not.” Sonya floated down towards the controls. “We will fly over towards the chest area and land there. Besides, it seems her chest is facing the earth right now, so we can lift off easier from there and return home.” She forced a smile. “Easy peasy mission.”

Brenda sighed. “I hope. With all of this insanity, I hope it will be as easy as touch done, get our stuff, and go home.”

Sonya strapped back into her chair. “Well, it’s about time to touch down. So come on already.” She waved to Brenda. “You don’t want to be bouncing around the cabin, do you?”

Brenda rolled her eyes. “Fine.” She floated down and strapped herself in. “But if we are instantly crushed by someone who considers us gnats, then I have this to say. I wish I had gone into nursing.”

“We are not going to be crushed. Now hold on if you please. This is going to be bumpy.” Brenda gripped the side of her seat as the shuttle came down onto the belly of the giant lady, skidding to a stop. Sonya laughed as they bounced across the giantess’s chest. “I wonder if we are tickling the giant lady.”

“Don’t’ stay that. You will jinx the operation.”

“Oh, hush.” The shuttle slowed to a halt. “Everything will be fine.” She sighed as the vehicle came to a stop. “Ok. Are you ready to make history?” Sonya unbuckled and moved toward the back of the shuttle. “Let’s see what we can bring back, shall we?”

“But. . .”

Sonya giggled. “Look, if we were going to be smushed like flies, it would have happened already. We are fine. Now suit up and get a tether. While it’s nice that we can land on this giantess, I don’t know if she has a gravitational pull yet. You might float out into space if you’re not careful.”

Brenda gulped. “Ya, I don’t want that.” They made their way to the exit of the space shuttle. “Ok, we just get a few samples and hurry back. I don’t want to stay here any longer than we have to.”

Sonya smiled through her space suit. “Don’t worry. We won’t overstay our welcome. We have to get these samples back to earth anyways. And I can’t wait to see the reaction on Mr. Kelkin’s face when we tell him there is a giant woman orbiting the earth.” The door slowly slid open. “I wonder what she is made out of. Maybe it is some strange metallic substance that someone made without. . .”

Brenda gulped as her feet sunk downwards. “I don’t think this is metallic. Metal doesn’t bend this easily.”

Sonya walked forward. “Well, it should make getting a sample all that easier. Come on.”

“But. . .” Brenda looked around. “Wait up.”

As she caught up with Sonya, she pulled at her arm. “This is creepy. We are walking along someone’s chest.”

Sonya shrugged. “My guess is she isn’t alive. I mean, how could anyone be in space.” She knelt down. “Ok, I think this is a good place as any. Let’s dig for some samples.”

“Dig?”

“Are you scared, Brenda?”

“I’m. . .” She narrowed her eyes. “Of course not. I am just worried something bad might happen.”

Sonya rolled her eyes. “Look, nothing bad has happened yet. Now just hold the bag while I dig, ok?” Brenda nodded her head. “The boys back home are never going to believe this.” Sonya dug the small shovel into the ground, and for a moment, time seemed to stop. Brenda took long, deep breaths as the shovel was slowly pulled out of the ground beneath them, revealing a strange crystal-like substance.

“What in the world?”

Sonya shrugged. “I don’t know. I’m as perplexed as you are.” She dropped the shovel and picked up one of the strange shards. “I wonder what this is.”

As Sonya examined the glowing blue shard in her hand, the ground beneath them began to shake. “What did you do?” Brenda exclaimed.

“I don’t know.” Sonya gulped. “But I don’t want to stick around to find out.”

Brenda twisted around and dashed for the ship. “Come on.” She turned her head. “What are you doing?”

Sonya was bent over and picking up more of the strange glowing crystals. “I just need a few more. Ok.”

Brenda rushed over and grabbed Sonya by the arm. “Come on. Those stupid things can wait. We have to go.”

Sonya cursed as a few of the glowing shards fell to the ground. “But we could be losing out on an important discovery here. Don’t you. . .” Her eyes widened as a dark shadow covered them. “Oh, my god. She is moving.”

Brenda shivered as they neared the shuttle. “I said this was a bad idea over and over again.” They ran inside. “Did you listen? No. We should try and take a sample from this giantess. It will be a great discovery. Sure.” She rushed to the cockpit. “Now we are going to be smashed into a thousand tiny pieces because we tried to pull at her skin.” She took a deep breath. “This isn’t how I wanted. . .”

Sonya jumped to the controls. “Get a hold of yourself.” The engines flared to life. “We are going to be fine; you hear me. We are going to be fine.” As the shuttle took off, a massive hand slowly reached for them. “We are going to be fine?”

Just before the hand could wrap around them, the shuttle raced off. Brenda screamed as they rocketed back towards earth. “This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening.”

“Just close your eyes.”

“Why?”

Sonya gulped. “Just do it.”

Ignoring Sonya, Brenda looked to the side only to see a massive angry face staring at them. “Ohhhh myy god!”

“I told you not to look.” Sonya shivered. “It is terrifying.”

A loud booming voice filled the air. “Don’t ever land on my body again. Not after all I have done for you.” The giantess narrowed her eyes. “Do you hear me!”

The two astronauts held their heads in their laps as they reentered the atmosphere. “I just want this to be over,” said Brenda.

“I just want to go home and hug my cat,” said Sonya.