Were Bimbo Return

Were Bimbo’s Return.

Tess sighed as she closed up the car dealership. “I am glad the day is finally over with.”

Penny walked up. “So, good day today?”

Tess shook her head. “No. Not really.” Tess sighed. “I was about to close a deal when someone told me thanks, but I will check out the dealership on the other side of town first. Their sales lady gives me all of the possible options, so I don’t know why I even came here in the first place.” Tess slammed her fist against the glass door. “Some people are just jack assess.”

Penny handed Tess a check. “Well, it’s payday.”

Tess raised an eyebrow. “Don’t you usually send me this electronically?”

Penny shrugged her shoulders. “Yes, I usually do, but our systems are down. Some cyber-attack or something. I have to pay my people in cash today.” She rubbed her forehead. “It’s a nightmare.”

“I’m sorry.” Tess looked at the cash in her hand. “Hey, what cheap trick is this? This is only half of what I get.”

“I could only get that much out of the bank. I will get you the rest tonight.” Penny pulled at her blonde hair. “I am sorry for this mess.”

“It’s ok. You can pay me tomorrow.”

“No. I have too many people to pay in such a small space of time.” Penny grabbed Tess’s shoulder and squeezed firmly. “I am going to visit you around ten p.m. on my way to Rodricks. No, if, and’s or buts about it.” She let go of Tess and walked towards the parking lot. “This will be sorted out in a bit. Don’t you worry. See you later tonight.”

Tess gulped. “Yes. Don’t you worry.” She pulled at the collar of her suit. “Why did this have to happen tonight? Why?”

***

Tess opened the door to her house and hurried inside.

“Ok, there is no need to panic.” She shut the door behind her and locked it. She then proceeded to lock the deadbolt and another lock on top of that. “Your boss is coming over on the one night of the month when you have special issues. It will be alright, won’t it?” Tess shook her head. “No, of course not.” She walked into the dining room. “This is going to be a nightmare.

She grabbed a soda out of the fridge and opened it. “I work so hard to lock myself up on nights like this. After that experience I had with Carien and Sarah, I just can’t afford to be out with other people.” She chugged the soda to try and calm herself. “I don’t know if they even remember what happened that night, but I sure as hell do. I remember every time I have to go through it. I can’t let my boss see me and have to deal with me. Fuck.”

Tess sat down at the table. “But I can’t just ignore Penny when she comes over as well.

I need that money. Times are not easy. Ugh, what am I going to do.” She tapped her fingers on the table. “If my mind is starting to change, I am scared I might use that cash for some crazy things as well. Ugh, why do you have to bring it over in person? Why!?”

Tess looked up at the clock. “I can only hope that the change doesn’t happen until later tonight. I never know when it will start, only that it will happen sometime tonight.” She ran her hands through her hair. “This is too nerve-racking. My boss can’t know that I turn into an exotic bimbo once a month or worse; I try and turn her into one for the night.” Tess slammed her fist down onto the table.

***

Tess counted the minutes as ten p.m. approached. “Hurry up, Penny, and get here.” She paced back and forth in her living room, staring at the blue carpet. “Before this curse takes hold.” Each second wore at her sanity. “Where the hell is she?” She looked up at the clock ticking away on the wall. “It is getting very late.”

There was a sudden knock on the door. “Finally.” Tess rushed over and took the time to unlock her door. She then flung it open to see a young man holding a strange box in his arm on her doorstep. “You’re not Penny!”

He narrowed his brown eyes. “Well, that isn’t the worst greeting I have gotten.”

He cleared his throat. “Hello. My name is Ivan. I am going around selling these wonderful chocolates on behalf of my son and the Gallensburg school system.”

Tess crossed her arms. “Why isn’t your son doing this? Shouldn’t a school project be done by the kids?”

Ivan snorted. “My kid couldn’t handle the pressure because he is weak, so I am taking over now, thank you very much.”

Tess took a step back. “How nice.” She slowly closed the door. “Well, umm.

I am not looking to buy anything. Besides, it is very late. I am not looking to take anything from strangers at this time of night.”

He put his foot in the door. “Look, I am going to sell enough of these damn things so my damn kid can go on the vacation to Hawaii.”

Tess laughed. “You are kidding? Sell chocolate, and they are going to take the kids all the way out there? Why didn’t we get to do that when we were young?” She threw her arms in the air. “Is this a scam?”

“What? Why would you think it’s a scam?” He looked at the ground. “What kind of crappy parent are you to think the school is scamming the kids by putting them into a contest to go all the way to Hawaii? No wonder you kid is behind in this contest.”

Tess rolled her eyes. “What makes you think I even have kids.” Tess scratched at her arm as her limbs began to go numb.  Oh no, not now. It’s bad enough this crazy guy is here, but Penny hasn’t even arrived.

“I mean, look at this house. It is a fortress. Only a parent would have a home like this.”

She rubbed her forehead. “You sure assume a lot, mister.” She looked at her fingernails as they turned pink in the dim light. “Oh, crap.”

“What? Is there something I should know about?” He held out his hand. “Like you donating money to the Ivan is selling chocolate fund?”

She clenched her hands into fists, her growing nails digging into her skin. “For the last time, will you stop trying to sell me stuff? Stop trying to sell me wonderful, oh wonderful collocate.” She took a deep breath. “Oh, how wonderful it would be to buy it.” She tugged at her hair. “Ughh.”

Ivan laughed. “See, I knew there was a part of you that would eventually give in.” He rubbed his fingers together. “I am just that good.”

Tess shook her head. “No, it isn’t that.” Sweat beat down her neck. “You don’t understand.” She pushed him. “I need you to leave now.”

“Hey, lady. I am not going anywhere until I get you to buy something.”

“What!”

Ivan laughed. “How do you think I sell so much?” He crossed his arms and leaned against the doorway. “It is called not taking no for an answer. No matter the situation.” He lifted his dark bangs to reveal a scar on his forehead. “See this? It is from a baseball bat a year ago. Lady smacked me good, but I still didn’t leave. About fifteen minutes later, I sold my lemonade to her and the cops. I am that good.”

“Wow. I am sure you are a tough guy.” Tess giggled for a bit before covering her mouth. “I mean, get off my property.”

Ivan raised an eyebrow. “What is wrong with you, lady?”

Tess looked at the ground. “Nothing. Ok. I am perfectly fine.” She giggled uncontrollably again. “Perfectly fine. This is what I normally do at night. Is there anything wrong with that?”

“Umm, nothing, I guess.”

“Hey, who are you?” Penny walked up the cobblestone path. “Do you know Tess?”

Ivan turned around. “No, not really. I am just a traveling salesman.” He held out his hand. “Names Ivan. Would you like some chocolates?”

Penny smiled. “You know what, that sounds wonderful. I haven’t had anything to eat all day.”

Tess grimaced. “No. Please just give me the money, and both of you leave.” She slid her hands into her pockets as her body started to tremble. She could feel her nipples harden as she talked. “It is very late, and I, umm, have to like go to bed.” Tess gulped as she felt her speech capabilities start slipping away. “So umm, please hand over the thing that you came to give me, Penny. Like hurry. Oh, like gawd, hurry.”

Penny narrowed her eyes. “Are you ok, Tess?”

Tess nodded her head and giggled. “Like, of course, I am ok.” She grabbed the doorknob. “Why wouldn’t I be, ok? I feel so much better and freer than I like have been in my life.” She sighed. “So much better.”

Penny sighed. “Are you sure? You sound a bit off.” She reached into her pocket. “Well, anyways, here is the cash.”

Tess took the slip of paper and spun around. “Yay. I can’t wait to spend this on a new pair of shoes. Oh, wait, I know.” She looked at Ivan. I will take thirty boxes of chocolate. I am so like starving man.”

“I thought. . .”

Tess put her finger over his mouth. “Don’t think silly. Just hand over that funky wunky candy.” She licked her thickening lips. “Gawd, I am like starving.”

“Umm, what is going on?” He handed her some boxes. “Are your lips growing?”

Tess giggled. “Like they have always been this size.” She touched her lips. “Oh, darn it.

I seemed to have forgotten my good lipstick. I will be right back.” She bounced into the house. “Hmm, I know I left it here someplace.” She hurried over to a padlocked drawer in the kitchen. “Oh, like there it is.” She tried the lock. “Like, why would I lock my lipstick in there? What a dolt I can be.”

Both Ivan and Penny walked into the house. “This is a crazy personality shift you have here, lady.” Ivan sat down at Tess’s dining room table. “It is funny watching it all play out but as long as I get paid, I don’t mind.”

Penny pulled at her hair. “Speak for yourself.” She looked at Tess. “Honey, are you sure you’re alright? You’re not sick or anything?”

Tess dug through the nearby drawers until she spotted the key. “There you are.” She looked over at Penny. “Of course, I am not sick. Why would you think I am sick?”

“Well, umm. . .” Penny scratched her nails on the wall and pulled at the plaster. “Your hair is starting to change color. How can your hair change color to bright blonde!?”

Tess walked over and put one hand on the table as she applied her lipstick with the other. “Like I have always been a hawt blonde baby.” Tess ran her finger along Penny’s chest. “You should understand that sister.”

Penny pulled away. “What has gotten into you?”

Tess giggled. “What? It is me?

Or all of me?” Tess put her hand over her chest. “Ugh.”

Ivan stood up. “Ok, things are starting to get a bit too weird for me. I will come back tomorrow for your bill.” He pointed at Tess. “Remember crazy lady. You owe me big for all of this chocolate I am leaving you.”

Tess stopped him by blocking the door. “No way I am letting a gorgeous man like you just walk away.” She giggled as her nipples pressed against her shirt. “What, you don’t like a hawt girl like me?”

“I umm. . .”

She ran her finger along his chest as her breasts started to grow. “What is wrong? Can’t handle someone like me? Mroowww.”

Penny gasped. “Tess. What is wrong with your breasts?”

Tess looked down at her chest and giggled. “Oh, nothing is wrong.” She pulled herself closer to Ivan, her nipples pressing into his skin.

Ivan gulped. “I can feel them growing into my chest.” He shrugged his shoulders. “It’s kind of nice.”

Tess rubbed her arms along his body. “Like, isn’t it? Ohh, you smell so nice.”

“Tess!” Penny crossed her arms. “Get a hold of yourself. I expect you to act professionally, even at home. You represent my dealership remember?”

Tess pushed herself off of Ivan and laughed. “Oppise.” Ivan took the moment to dash out of Tess’s house. “I will try and act proof. . .” Tess licked her lips. “Proffff. . . Ummm.

That word you said.”

Penny crossed her arms. “You can’t say it. Can you?”

“Like, why do I need to waste time being hot and bothered over big words when I can be happy with my hot bod.” She smacked her ass. “Sssss. Hawt.”

Penny winced. “I don’t know what happened, but I don’t think you are even Tess anymore.” She looked down at Tess’s butt. “Hell, even your ass is growing. What is going on with your body?”

Tess rubbed her sensitive ass. “Ohh, you returned to me, baby.” She rubbed her butt against the wall. “Ohh yess.”

Penny couldn’t take it any longer. “Tess, you have turned into a giant bimbo, and you shouldn’t be enjoying it! Now give me my paycheck back. If you don’t, you will be fired!”

Tess raised an eyebrow. “You sure are angry there, my friend.” She walked over and put her hand on Penny’s shoulder. “Why all the stress?”

“Are you insane? My friend has completely lost it, and you want to ask me why I’m stressed? You want to know why I’m stressed when I have four more houses to visit tonight, and I have to watch you become a hotter and hotter version of yourself? Sure, act a bit dumb. Or is it just in your new nature?” Penny tapped at Tess’s forehead. “Anyone in there?”

Tess smiled as she ran her arm along Penny’s face. “Aww. You are so stressed. All that thinking is hurting you.”

“Did you not hear a word I just sai. . .”

Tess put her pink nailed finger to Penny’s lips. “Shhh. Tess is here for you now. I can make all that nasty stress flow away.”

“But. . .” Tess suddenly kissed Penny, her tongue swimming inside Penny’s mouth. At first, Penny tried to fight Tess’s embrace, but eventually, she gave in and wrapped her arms around Tess. The two shared a long moment together until Penny pulled away.

“Ughh. Why did you do that?” She licked her lips. “It was nice, but why?”

Tess giggled. “To help you loosen up, honey. You seemed so stressed I just couldn’t let you go through the rest of your night with such painful thoughts in your head.” She giggled again. “Besides, I want someone to go shopping with.”

Penny sneered. “What? I would never go shopping with you. I wouldn’t waste my hard-earned money on something so frivolous.” Penny closed her eyes. “The thought of going and looking at clothes, at bras and shoes. Ohhh.” She started to sweat. “I. . .”

Tess giggled. “It is a wonderful thing, isn’t it.”

“No. I don’t. . .” Penny shook her head. “I... Heheh. Maybe going out and buying one pair of shoes wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.”

Tess playfully tapped Penny on the shoulder. “There was that so hard?”

Penny sighed. “No, it wasn’t. I dare say it wasn’t.” She slammed her hand down on the table. “But a sudden urge to buy shoes doesn’t change how I feel about you.”

Tess held up her hands. “Oh, come on now, darling. You are just getting in touch with hawt self. Don’t like stop now.”

“But I. . .” Penny scratched at her suit. “My chest feels so ugh like tight.”

Tess knelt down and looked at Penny’s chest. “Like rad. The fun stuff is happing first for you.” She stood up and gently pushed Penny on the shoulder. “You are so lucky.”

Penny wiped the sweat from her forehead as her nipples pressed against her suit. “Lucky is like one word for what I feel right now. Phew.” She began to rub her boobs as she slowly increased in size. “Oh, like this feels good. Really fucking good.”

“See. You just let those silly thoughts flow out of your head and feel good for the night.”

Penny’s breasts popped off the buttons on her shirt, exposing her bra and breasts underneath. “Ya. You are like, right.” She giggled. “I don’t like need that gwad awful painful thoughts. Thinking about running. . .” She scratched at her head as her blonde hair grew out, stretched past her shoulders as it became thick and curly. “What is it that I do again?” She giggled. “It slipped my mind.”

Tess laughed. “Well, it isn’t important tonight, now is it, honey?”

Penny nodded her head. “I guess not.” She turned her head and looked down. “These damn fucking pants are like getting tight.” She scratched at her rear end. “Too tight.”

“Then take the pants off.” Tess giggled. “I think you and your big butt look good in such tight-fitting clothes, though.”

A giant rip appeared in Penny’s pants. “Well, like there is tight, and then there’s like oh my gwad tight.” She rubbed her butt. “But I don’t have a nice ass, don’t I?”

Tess smiled. “The best one this side of town. Well, besides mine, of course.”

“Like, of course.” Penny smiled. “Hey, can I like have your lipstick? I am dying here without it.”

Tess nodded her head. “Of course, sister.” She picked up the tube off of the table. “So, are you like feeling any better?”

Penny applied the ruby red lipstick to her full pink lips. “Oh, like totally. I feel like so free.” She sighed as she set the lipstick down on the table. “Like I can’t believe what I have been missing.” She spun around.

“Like it is a great experience, isn’t it.” Tess rubbed Penny’s shoulders. “But you are like not the only chick we need to free tonight.” Tess turned around and pointed at the door. “There is a big world out there with poor chicks who need our help. Like gawd, look at how you were like just a few bits ago.”

Penny nodded her head. “Like I know. Awful, isn’t it.”

Tess smiled. “That is like why we need to go out there and save them. Like fuck it is our duty. Are you with me?” Tess held out her hand.

Penny took her hand. “Like fuck yes.”

“Then like, let’s go.” They rushed towards the open door. “And let’s also go shopping.”

“Of fucking course. And we need to meet some gorgeous people.” She giggled.

“What? You want to wait for that?” Tess leaned over and kissed Penny. “Like we are going to rock this town, my dear!” They cheered as they vanished into the darkness.